Starting as an infant, with parents who are blond-haired delinquents?

That is, mental combo attacks.

However, Zhang Huolong certainly didn't call it a mental combo.

He began by saying, "Old Chen, do you know that a perfect move requires showcasing all your strengths so that everyone can see them clearly?"

Every commendable part of your body—legs, hands, even your tongue—cough cough, but let's leave it out, or you'll be acting like a pervert.

Let me show you!

"It's been a long time since I've used it!"

Zhang Huolong seriously unleashed a series of moves, alternating between his left and right feet and stomping his feet back and forth, saying, "This is to show off the length and agility of my feet, my height, and the designer clothes I'm wearing."

Then he straightened his chest, the other person gave him a thumbs up, shook his head and arms, and finally straightened his collar.

Without Zhang Huolong needing to explain, Old Chen thoughtfully answered, "I know this. It's to show off one's strong physique. Giving a thumbs-up is a sign of recognition for oneself and the other person, and it also shows off one's expensive clothes!"

"This child is teachable and intelligent!"

This sounds so strange. Seeing Zhang Huolong, who was a hundred years younger than him, say such things to him, Old Chen didn't have time to worry about that anymore. Next…

Zhang Huolong told Lao Chen to pay attention to the movement on his head.

First, he opened his eyes wide, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, tilted his head back and forth, and then placed his palm on his head as if descending from the sky to fiddle with his hair. Finally, he stuck out his tongue a few times.

"The purpose of this step is mainly to showcase my most prized feature: my head, including my cheeks, the smoothness of my hair, and the healthy, moist look of my eyes. Um... as for sticking out my tongue, it's because..."

This is troublesome. Zhang Huolong didn't know how to explain it for a moment, because spitting out his tongue was an involuntary action that occurred during his combo, just like a subconscious behavior, and there was really no reason for it.

Fortunately, the clever Old Chen had already learned to understand and answered quickly: "Is sticking out your tongue to let the other person check the health of your internal organs and the flexibility of your tongue?"

As we all know, looking at the tongue can give a general idea of ​​whether a person's spleen, stomach, and other internal organs are healthy.

As for tongue dexterity, well…

"clever!"

Zhang Huolong immediately praised him, saying that Old Chen had managed to give meaning to something that he himself hadn't been able to come up with!

"Go ahead, Lao Chen, I believe in you! I hope you'll also believe in your strategist, me. This is the same move I used when I was pursuing my wife. If you don't believe me, ask my wife!"

Shen Qiangwei chimed in, "That's right!"

Old Chen nodded and performed the same action as before on the two of them.

"That's why they say martial artists have a bright future; they learned such complex movements in no time..."

Old Chen questioned himself: "But why do I feel a little awkward?"

Zhang Huolong exclaimed that Lao Chen's movements were already very standard, completely dispelling the other party's concerns.

"Go for it, Lao Chen, we're waiting for your good news!"

On the other side, Zhang Chaoqiang had almost desperately closed his eyes in his seat.

He tugged at Tan Yue's sleeve and whispered, "I'm sorry."

"Zhang Chaoqiang, what did you say?" Tan Yue, who had been jolted back to her senses, did not hear clearly what Zhang Chaoqiang said.

But Zhang Chaoqiang remained silent.

He felt truly sorry for Tan Yue from the bottom of his heart.

Because he roughly knew that Old Chen was going to be utterly ruined by Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei this time!

It would be strange if the things his parents taught him were useful; they might even make him look foolish...

The spirited Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei did not immediately return to their seats, but instead found a suitable angle to observe Lao Chen's attack.

After repeating those two actions several times, Old Chen's confidence surged forth from the bottom of his heart, almost overflowing.

Once again, she went straight to Manager Liu, who was checking the dishes in the lobby, his high heels clicking loudly.

"what…"

Manager Liu's heart skipped a beat.

She noticed that strange person was coming over again…

"I want to escape, but I can't!"

She felt wronged. Despite her strength as a sixth-level martial artist, she sensed a spiritual energy fluctuation emanating from Old Chen that far surpassed her own. Was this some kind of special trick by him?

If I don't cooperate, will I be punished by the other party?

There was no time for helpless reflection.

Because the next second, Old Chen appeared in front of her and performed a superb, silky-smooth combo on her!

"Not bad, Old Chen is ready to graduate!"

Zhang Huolong, standing in the corner, praised it in this way.

He crossed his legs back and forth, pausing frequently, then waved his hands incessantly, sometimes giving a thumbs-up, sometimes making a "playful" gesture, and then smoothed his collar.

Occasionally, he'll utter a couple of corny, cheesy phrases.

Finally, they rub and shake their hair, make faces, and frantically flick their tongues...

"Um... Mr. Chen, is there anything I can help you with?" Manager Liu tried his best to keep a smile on his face, a professional quality required of someone in the service industry.

There was nothing she could do; despite being a sixth-level martial artist, her actual combat ability wasn't very strong.

Even Manager Liu couldn't tell whether the other person was flirting with her, playing a prank on her, or had some kind of unusual fetish.

Ok?

Even this can't win you over?

In Manager Liu's eyes, there was not a trace of the same intoxicated look that Shen Qiangwei had given Zhang Huolong earlier.

Looks like we'll have to use the second tactic...

pat!

Old Chen pressed Manager Liu closer and closer, and the latter nervously clenched his fists and placed them on his chest, ready to beg for mercy at the first sign of trouble. In the end, Old Chen pinned Manager Liu against the wall...

The sound was so loud that it immediately attracted the attention of the diners in the hall.

Faced with the astonished looks of the crowd, Manager Liu's face had turned a deep purplish-red, yet he still forced a smile...

"it works!"

Looking at the other person's face, which was as red as Shen Qiangwei's just now, it was a sign of being moved and shy!

"Hey Liu, are you free tonight? Would you do me the honor of grabbing a drink?"

My head was buzzing, my toes were sweating and wriggling inside my high heels, and I could barely hear what Old Chen was saying...

"thanks, thanks."

Manager Liu's face showed a forced smile on one side and bitterness on the other, but he was forced to maintain his professional ethics and by the other party's powerful aura...

All I could do was nod and give them a perfunctory response…

"What does 'thank you' mean? Does 'thank you' mean you agree?"

perfect.

knock off!

Old Chen released his arm from the wall, blew Manager Liu a kiss, and then "strode away," saying, "I'll be waiting for you at nine o'clock tonight!"

Then, Manager Liu covered his face and ran away in front of everyone.

Good heavens, what kind of crazy way is this to express love...?

Although Manager Liu had feelings for Lao Chen from the beginning, his series of cheesy pickup lines and actions really made her speechless and caught her completely off guard!

But no matter what...

In the end, Old Chen used his own strength, his martial arts prowess, to force the other party to "accept" his date.

It seems that the process really doesn't matter, as long as the result is what matters.

Upon learning all this, Zhang Chaoqiang almost questioned his existence. He never imagined that he could make such a blunder, and he actually got himself into trouble…

"It seems that Manager Liu's professionalism is really strong!"

After all, being able to maintain a smile in such a situation is truly an inhuman level of endurance.

Suddenly, Zhang Chaoqiang reacted again.

[Parents' Mischief Shifts]: Congratulations! Your parents' target for mischief has temporarily shifted from you to Old Chen!

Monster sense of smell +3

It seems that things have taken an unexpected turn for the better, just as Zhang Chaoqiang had predicted.

Old Chen, having won the victory, was visibly excited.

"Take it!"

With a victorious smile, Old Chen patted Zhang Huolong hard on the shoulder: "Thank you to my two strategists! I shouldn't have questioned you two before!"

Old Chen, who had initially had some doubts about this method, was instantly filled with guilt.

After all, Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei taught him legitimate tips for attracting the opposite sex.

At the same time, the two were genuinely happy for Lao Chen.

That night, Lao Chen didn't go home. He wanted to wait for Manager Liu to get off work so he could start his first night with a woman.

Of course, it's just having a drink on its own.

The driver picked up Zhang Chaoqiang, the four people, and the dog and took them back to the hotel. On the way back, Lao Chen reminded Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei to keep in touch by phone, since they might need to come up with ideas for their date.

Around 7 p.m., the group returned to the castle hotel and were immediately drawn to the crowded hotel lobby.

"What's wrong?" Shen Qiangwei asked one of them casually.

"A thief has broken into the hotel!"

Chapter 161 Is it going to be auctioned off here?

"break-in?"