Starting as an infant, with parents who are blond-haired delinquents?

As students returned to campus, based on Jin Jia's feedback, the Extraordinary Management Bureau applied to headquarters to draft several new prohibitions regarding the Secret Realm Trials.

"Romantic encounters are prohibited in the secret realm," "Killing too many monsters is prohibited; the number must be within the range of..."

In contrast, Jin Jia silently sighed at Zhang Chaoqiang, "I put you through a trial, and what did you do?"

Chapter 100 The Most Tiring Thing in the World

Unexpected events always catch us off guard.

That's true, after all, everyone's first time is always lost quietly in a daze.

It's also a bit of a shame that there's no way to capture the aftertaste.

This gave Lin Ru ample face, and reduced the space occupied by Zhang Chaoqiang and Tan Yue…

Basically, their class's overall score wasn't too far behind Class 1's.

The first so-called trial ended in a daze.

Each student in Class 1 will receive 1L of a physique-enhancing liquid, which costs over 30,000 yuan per liter.

Zhang Chaoqiang already had 1L, and now with another 1L, he can finally enjoy using it to his heart's content, since it all costs money.

After returning home, Zhang Chaoqiang was in a daze, because in his eyes, helping his parents correct their bad eating habits was harder than climbing to heaven.

In any case, the chances of him developing flight-type martial arts skills are even smaller than if he absorbed the crystal core of that winged tiger.

Without his own supervision, when he finally found the two at the tattoo shop…

Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei didn't sit properly, disregarding the discomfort and pressure on their lumbar spines. They looked like they were practicing Jiu-Jitsu. When there were no customers, they were like conjoined twins, their bodies sprawled out on the small sofa, scrolling through their phones.

Moreover, on the transparent glass coffee table, there was leftover snail rice noodles from the two people, which smelled terrible. Even if the guests could withstand the stinging pain of the tattoo, they probably couldn't stand the smell.

Someone once walked in clutching their stomach, attracted by the smell, thinking it was a public toilet.

When he actually got to the public toilet at the end of Pingshui Street, he found that it wasn't actually that smelly.

"Mom and Dad, stand properly, sit properly, and keep your phone at least 30 centimeters in front of your eyes..."

It took Zhang Chaoqiang a lot of effort to pry the two people who were stuck together tightly apart.

Achieve [Siamese Twins], Body +0.2

He was stunned for a second. He felt that even killing a monster was not this difficult, so the strengthening of his body seemed to be reasonable.

The most tiring thing in the world is correcting the bad habits of two people.

Under his supervision, Zhang Huolong organized the food boxes.

Zhang Huolong said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Chaoqiang. We know you meant well, but the shop was a bit busy at noon today, and one of our customers liked snail rice noodles, so we ate them together."

So I momentarily forgot about Super's instructions. I'm sorry.

That's what he said, but he still suspected that Zhang Chaoqiang's purpose was to get rid of them. So many years have passed, and he has some minor health problems, but he's not bothered by them.

You don't know the pain until the needle pricks your skin.

Zhang Chaoqiang took his parents to the local market to make them familiar with him; his intentions were extremely malicious.

He pleaded with all vegetable and meat vendors not to sell his parents ingredients that are high in purines and fat, or that contain seafood.

They were naturally happy to supervise the implementation of this, partly due to Zhang Chaoqiang's influence, but more so because they also disliked Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei.

Especially Pork Wing, who wore the white vest that pork vendors always wore, was a troublemaker and a hooligan in his youth.

With a face full of fat and a body covered in bulging muscles, this big guy weighing a full 200 pounds had fewer dragon tattoos on his body than Zhang Huolong had on one shoulder...

He brandished the sharpening stick and shouted at Zhang Huolong, "Your Chaoqiang is doing this for your own good. You should listen to him more, do you hear me?"

Zhang Huolong frowned, paused, and was then forcibly pulled away by Shen Qiangwei.

Damn it, when I was a kid, I would go grocery shopping with my deadbeat father and get scolded by him. The uncles and elders would patiently advise me to listen to my dad.

Now that he's someone else's father, why is he still using these kinds of rhetoric on himself?

Parents have their own worries, and so does Chaoqiang.

In his room at home, Zhang Chaoqiang leaned over the table to examine two bottles of body-strengthening agents up close.

The human body has a strong ability to regulate itself. When your physical condition improves, various minor ailments will naturally not be a problem.

However, this thing can only be effective for martial artists or those preparing to become martial artists, provided their spiritual power level is at least 1. The specific effect depends on the user's physical talent and aptitude.

Simply piling on materials won't be effective for some inherently precious items.

Zhang Chaoqiang tried mixing the enhancement liquid with boiling water and giving it to his parents.

As a result, it had absolutely no effect.

It has absolutely no effect whatsoever.

At this moment, Zhang Chaoqiang wished that even if his parents had the same level of sexual prowess as Jiang Wenming, at least he wouldn't have to worry so much about their health.

Turn the loudspeaker on again and repeat the dietary guidelines.

Although they will forget these important things the next day, it doesn't matter, they can just repeat them every day.

After a series of preparations, a healthy dinner with less oil and salt was ready. At the dinner table, Zhang Chaoqiang intentionally gave two chicken legs to his parents, even though they thought the skinless, watery chicken legs were hard to swallow.

Zhang Chaoqiang was just about to discuss the purchase of crystal cores with his parents when there was a knock on the door.

Minister Niu from the Tianan City Martial Arts Chamber of Commerce headquarters, with dignified manners and wearing white gloves, presented an exquisite gift box to Zhang Huolong and the others. Before they could even ask questions, she introduced herself, saying that she had come specifically to present the crystal cores.

And deliberately in front of Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei, he emphasized that it was worth 300,000, and the two of them seemed to be frozen in place for a moment.

The two men thought it was strange for a strange person to send strange things, so they couldn't just accept them. After Zhang Chaoqiang nodded, they temporarily saw Minister Niu off.

She was told that they would consider the matter and would notify her of their response, leaving Minister Niu unsure whether she had come to offer a gift or to make a sales pitch…

Zhang Chaoqiang recounted the matter of the crystal core in detail, leaving Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei deeply disturbed.

So, after entering high school, even a random study material can cost 300,000?

They naturally couldn't understand the crystal core, so Zhang Chaoqiang likened it to learning materials.

"We have no connection or relationship with that chamber of commerce. We shouldn't accept favors from them, as it would leave Chaoqiang indebted. If they take a liking to Chaoqiang, they might need him to do dangerous things in the future..."

As they were discussing the matter, another phone call came in.

Qian Jin, Director of the Central Beast Investigation Department; Huang Di, Secretary-General of the Central Government of the Central State; and Su Huoyin, Principal of Yuhua Martial Arts School.

I feel very sorry that I didn't buy the crystal core for Zhang Chaoqiang.

These important figures from various organizations were mainly there to make their names known. Even if they didn't succeed in getting things done, they wanted their families to know that they had put in some effort and gone to great lengths...

After some initial investigation, the parents finally understood the social standing of those people…

After careful consideration, the tactful Zhang Huolong analyzed the situation: "If it's a gift from the school, then accepting it is fine. But we have no connection with that chamber of commerce, so it's a bit awkward to accept favors from them."

Furthermore, accepting it would mean that the organizations that just called would find out, which wouldn't be good. After all, the Chamber of Commerce is ultimately a private organization, and what if they think my family has a bias towards them…

Either way, I'm likely to offend someone...

Shen Qiangwei: "I don't think I should accept gifts from anyone. It's not good to owe favors. Three hundred thousand is something I can easily come up with in my current financial situation..."

The two said in unison, "It's amazing! Why don't we buy it?"

Even though this money would be enough for them to open three tattoo shops, Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong still believed that if they could afford it by enduring the pain, they shouldn't owe anyone anything, and they weren't used to owing others anything.

Zhang Chaoqiang nodded, because that was exactly what he had been thinking...

When he told Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei that he had earned back the money today, the two excited men immediately lifted him high and tossed him into the air.

"I've said it before, being a martial artist has a promising future!"

Through this incident, he realized that his every move was being recorded by those mechanisms, and his beastly sense of smell hadn't detected it because his level was still too low.

For the first time ever, he made requests to several government agencies, hoping they would stop paying such close "attention" to him.

He didn't like the feeling of being watched, even if the other person meant well.

Chapter 101: Many Children, Many Blessings, Right?

"For you."

Zhang Chaoqiang twirled the ceramic keychain between his fingers.

As he gently removed his thumb from the keychain, a small tiger with two pairs of small fleshy wings on its back and its body covered in black stripes appeared in the sunlight streaming through the window.

Its original orange-yellow body color shone brightly.

Tan Yue was drawn to the light spots.

So all that hard work earning money in the secret realm was just to buy it?

No wonder when I asked Grandpa Chen to buy it, he claimed it was already sold out.

Tan Yue didn't know how to react, so she could only swallow hard. That Twin-Winged Tiger Crystal Core was a pure luxury item; for a martial artist, it had little use in developing martial arts techniques.

Coupled with its mediocre rank, it was nothing short of a dust-collecting commodity within the Martial Arts Merchant Guild.

Was it because he glanced at the doll keychain in the crowd that Zhang Chaoqiang bought it as a gift for him?

Zhang Chaoqiang didn't say anything more, and directly hung the ceramic tiger cub keychain on the zipper of Tan Yue's drawer bag.

If he knew what Tan Yue was thinking at that moment, he would probably immediately conclude that she had indeed entered puberty.

Tan Yue's puberty is approaching, while Zhang Chaoqiang's puberty will end in a few months. It's definitely different since he's been taking hormones since he was a child. Sometimes he suspects that the tattoo on his mother Shen Qiangwei's stomach is poisonous.

After fastening the belt, he caught a glimpse of Tan Yue's hesitant gaze, and stammered, "Ceramic is fragile; it shouldn't be hung on the zipper, it'll easily break..."

After taking it off, she carefully hid it in her handbag. However, the keychain on the ceramic tiger doll could be removed separately, so she simply attached the keychain to the zipper.

Three hundred thousand...

For the first time, Tan Yue felt that 300,000 yuan was such a huge amount, such a heavy burden, even though it might not even be worth a barrel of physique-enhancing tonic or a few hundred kilograms of precious monster meat in her home…

Yes, she's not concentrating. Zhang Chaoqiang could tell that Tan Yue, who had been absent-minded lately, had probably indeed entered puberty.

However, I only have two or three months left in my adolescence, and I still have a few goals to achieve in terms of "being cool" and "showing off".

It's not that I didn't want to finish it, but that I had already tried many methods, and none of them were effective for my classmates anymore.

Everyone has their troubles. During the break, the two of them sat quietly on their chairs, motionless, in stark contrast to the noise and commotion around them.