Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"Otherwise, I'll use my iron fist to discipline you wicked monkeys!"

"Evil Ninja, stop!" Luan Po rushed out and stood with Yan Huan and San Yueqi.

"So, you've finally revealed your brutal nature? Then I shall begin my magnificent hunt!"

"Where did these wild monkeys from outside the school come from?!" The Dream Weaver's face darkened further as he roared.

"Guards, teach these underachievers a lesson!"

In an instant, a large number of red television-shaped figures with monkey heads on their heads rushed out and surrounded them.

"How can violence be used in the classroom?" Yan Huan's eyes widened.

"This is education! Violence is also a form of education!!" The monkey who helped the bananas revealed a gloomy expression.

"Really?" Yan Huan picked up the rocket launcher.

"But then again," the banana master said, sweating profusely as he forced a smile as he watched the bananas begin to scatter and flee.

"It seems like we should leave get out of class now."

"No, no, no, what's the rush? I'll give you another five cents."

As soon as Yan Huan finished speaking, all the people who were running away with the red television set on their backs seemed to freeze, unable to move and bound to the spot.

"Speaking of which, are you really teachers? I don't believe it."

As the class progressed, it became increasingly bizarre, almost like a pyramid scheme run by Sleeping Banana Monkey.

No matter how much these students like the little monkey, they are still human beings, but the banana teacher and the banana assistants are different...

"Dear students, I'm so sorry."

Just as Yan Huan was about to ask further questions, a voice came, and all the astonished students turned around to look.

"It's the school's fault for not taking good care of these banana teachers, causing trouble for everyone."

The newcomer was none other than the old monkey professor who had given the speech on stage years ago.

"Are you the lord of this Origami Village?" Ranpo asked, looking at him.

"City Lord? You jest." The old monkey hunched over and smiled.

"I am just a faculty member; the students will always be the masters of the campus."

The old monkey looked around at everyone present and, seeing that the Dream Troupe was completely restrained, nodded slightly.

"I heard there was some unrest in the Dream Building Design class, so I came here specifically to check it out."

"So it turns out these Dream Theatre troupes have lost control. I apologize again to everyone."

"Yan Huan, as a star of this grand event, please put them aside."

Upon hearing this, Yan Huan waved her hand, and all the banana masters and assistants collapsed to the ground, malfunctioning.

"Holy crap! He's the star of the event? No wonder he's so awesome!"

"I didn't even realize what was happening..."

"If they don't come to teach, will they beat up the teacher?"

"What teacher? That's the Dream Theatre Troupe!"

"The Dream Theatre Troupe has human rights too, you know? If you dare to utter a single insult, the hounds will come and invite you for tea..."

The old monkey walked towards Yan Huan and the others, and said with a faint smile:

"It's common for the Dream Theatre to get out of control because they are more prone to absorbing certain emotions and thus becoming extreme..."

"Ultimately, we faculty and staff also bear responsibility for the many grievances surrounding Origami University."

“Starting at least this semester, we are trying our best to improve all of this.”

"A good university will not restrict students' freedom!"

"Wait, wait... You make it sound nice, but how are the credits calculated?" March 7th stepped forward, hands on hips, and questioned:

"Now the three colleges are recruiting all students to offer courses separately, and you'll lose 2 credits if you miss one. We can't be in two places at once, so we can only attend one at most, which means we'll lose at least 4 credits!"

"Young man, you can't calculate it that way."

The old monkey shook his head and explained:

"Regarding academic credits, not participating in the anniversary celebration does result in a higher deduction, but similarly, participating in the anniversary celebration will earn you more academic credits."

"Normally, the credits will only increase after participating, not decrease."

"Furthermore, the daily school anniversary activities are not very long. For example, today's class is actually less than two hours long."

"The rest of the time will be the students' own."

After hearing the old monkey's explanation, the train crew members really didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

If the Dream Theatre Troupe hadn't acted erratically by deducting points and physically punishing students today, the painting class would have been quite easy and short.

It's time to end get out of class now, everyone can go do their own thing.

"And this student too."

The old monkey looked at the chaos.

"You look a bit unfamiliar. You're probably not a student at Origami University, are you?"

"So, it's said that an unidentified stowaway recently infiltrated Pinocchio."

"Pink hair, red clothes, a burning scarf, the hound's sighting report bears a striking resemblance to you... classmate."

"You don't need to beat around the bush," said Luan Po, standing ramrod straight. "Just speak frankly."

"Haha, what I mean is..." The old man pushed up his glasses, revealing a kind smile:

"If criminals really have ulterior motives, why would they bother taking classes at Origami University?"

"You're just a good kid who loves learning, aren't you?"

"Huh?" Seeing how kind Jiao Shou was, March 7 looked at Yan Huan with some surprise, "It seems that the teachers at this school are really nice."

The old monkey continued:

"Every banana seedling has the potential to bear fruit, and everyone has the right to receive an equal education."

"Origami University is all about freedom! So, classmate, you're perfectly free to stay and audit classes. Remember to study hard!"

"Come on!" the old monkey called to the students behind him.

"Let's welcome our new students with enthusiasm!"

'Ohhhhhhh——! !' Loud applause erupted.

"welcome!"

"Welcome, fellow illegal immigrant!"

"Please teach me how to illegally cross the border! I want to commit a crime!"

“Wuhu~~~”

Ranpo: "..."

Chapter 1076 You are all surrounded by me!

"Students, you guys actually dared to defy Teacher Banana just now, that's so cool! I've disliked them for a long time!"

"It's just..."

Amidst the students' enthusiastic cheers, the old monkey left the teaching building with a smile.

Under the night sky, he slowly walked to the square, turned his back to the crowd in the teaching building, looked up, and revealed a faint smile.

"Heh, fate, it's just like a banana peel..."

"We are all imprisoned fruit, forever unable to break free from its constraints."

Because they had defeated the teacher, the train crew was surrounded and treated like gods.

Hearing the chattering sounds, Yan Huan slowly lay down on the ground, crawling away from the students' feet like a worm.

March 7th stood in the center of the crowd, somewhat at a loss for words in the face of the students' enthusiasm.

Dan Heng maintained his expressionless face, simply standing next to March 7th. He would only hum in response to any questions asked, and would occasionally glance at his phone.

Away from the bustling crowd, Yan Huan stood up and dusted off her clothes.

"A bunch of troublemakers, only now do they realize how awesome I am?"

"Hey, Superstar, you're here too!"

A slightly familiar voice rang out, and Yan Huan turned her head to look, only to find that it was Montana, who had greeted March 7 earlier.

"I heard that a student here dared to hit a teacher. Has he left yet?"

"They're gone. They're no longer there," Yan Huan replied.

"Ah, that's a shame."

Montana looked at the students blocking the classroom with a strange expression.

"So who are they surrounding?"

“Probably one of the assailant’s accomplices.” Yan Huan stroked her chin. “Actually, this is pointless. If it were me, I would have already asked for his autograph.”

"Are you here just to watch the drama unfold?"

“Yes.” Montana nodded.

"But since the person who hit the teacher has left, I won't join in the fun."

"Superstar, would you like to join the Sleeping Banana Club?"

"Sleeping Banana Society?" Yan Huan was taken aback, then glanced at Montana.

"Is this a fan club for Sleeping Banana Monkey?"

"Yes, you can call me 'Ability Person 426' now. I'm an official member!"