Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

“That’s right.” Gallagher, who had been listening quietly, nodded slightly and said in a deep voice:

"To be more precise, Pinocone is now under the control of Anonymous."

"The law banning the Sleeping Banana Monkey was also issued by him."

"Did the people under the five major families really agree?" Dan Heng asked.

"Just like the hound family members you brought. Some of them should also have been bewitched by the sleeping banana monkey."

“Yes, so those people are in prison now,” Gallagher said calmly.

"Just a few hours ago, I was having a drink at the Dream Bar... I never expected to be pulled into this job so suddenly."

"However, with the intervention of the family, the spread of the trend of sleeping banana monkeys in dreams will be greatly curbed."

Looking at the banana master and assistant bananas who had already been beaten to a pulp at the end of the corridor, Gallagher raised his hand:

"Thank you for your hard work. We're going to inspect other places now, so there's no need to worry about this place for the time being."

After Gallagher left, Danheng also arrived at the Origami University Plaza.

A large number of family soldiers were seen confiscating sleeping banana monkey dolls from the students.

"You can't do this!!" the excited student shouted.

"What did the sleeping banana monkey do wrong? Why should it be treated like this!"

"You're all monkey traffickers, lunatics!"

"And that so-called Great Emperor, I think he's just history...!"

'Snapped--'

The sudden slap and the pain on his face startled the agitated student, who then looked at the hound team member who had hit him.

"How dare you speak ill of the Emperor! You're arrested. Go to prison and spend the rest of your life reflecting on your actions!"

"No, what? I... Ah?!"

Witnessing their former classmates being roughly taken away, the other students were so frightened that they didn't dare to breathe.

"Damn, you can go to jail for swearing once."

“That’s outrageous…”

"That emperor is nothing but a dog!"

The hounds looked around and called out to the whispering students:

"Hand over the contraband to the hunting dogs immediately, or you'll be fined or even imprisoned if they find out later!"

"jail?!"

"???"

"crazy?"

"Who was speaking just now? It was you, wasn't it!" The hound squad leader rushed into the group of students and dragged out a short-haired girl.

"Anyone who does not comply with the Emperor's orders shall be treated as a traitor! Take them away!"

"Holy crap..." the other students exclaimed.

The school anniversary celebration was going well when these hounds suddenly stormed into the campus and ransacked everything related to the sleeping banana monkey.

They even ate bananas!

"That's too damn..." Some students instinctively wanted to continue complaining.

"Hmm?" The hound squad leader's cold gaze quickly turned to him.

"That's so damn right! Long live the Great Emperor!!" He quickly knelt down and kowtowed.

Seeing this, the other students were also forced to kneel down and worship.

"...Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!!"

Chapter 1081 I can recite this line with my eyes closed.

"The shogunate's approach seems a bit too radical," Ranpo sighed upon seeing the scene.

"However... the efficiency is quite good."

Luanpo and Danheng stood guard on campus, watching helplessly as the remaining hound squad spent a full three hours confiscating the contraband monkeys.

In the center of the square, there was a huge cage.

All those moving, silly sleeping banana monkey 'dolls' are housed inside.

Danheng walked over and reminded the hunting dog squad leader who was on patrol:

"Sir, these little monkeys are probably all transformed humans. Please treat them kindly."

"Hmm?" The hound squad leader turned to the side and glanced at Dan Heng.

"The Emperor already informed us of this matter."

"Don't worry, once the culprit is caught, these people will be fine."

"Okay." Dan Heng nodded and tactfully left.

Under the ban, the entire Pinocchio was under martial law, and anything related to monkeys, even monkey hair, was subject to punishment.

Danheng and Luanpo stayed on campus, helping the hunting dog team patrol around to check for any escapees.

"Huh? Flying Dragon Ninja, where are all those students heading?"

Luanpo pointed to a group of students acting suspiciously in a small path in the distance.

After a moment of silence, Dan Heng took the lead and walked over there, saying, "Hopefully we're not overthinking it."

……

Following those students, Danheng and Luanpo ended up in another teaching building.

The students entered the elevator and headed to the upper floors of the teaching building.

“Let’s go up too.” Dan Heng stepped directly onto the stairs.

At the entrance to the fourth floor of the teaching building, a piece of banana peel immediately caught Danheng's attention.

"..."

Following their intuition, the two finally found their way to a large classroom.

"Banana, banana!"

Through the window, I saw many students gathered in the classroom, carefully attending to their lesson.

The teacher for this class is a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a monkey face, part of the Dream Theater Troupe.

"Failed, failed banana."

Through the window, Danheng saw Xie Lejiaoshi shake his head.

"You completely failed to capture the five parts laziness, three parts cuteness, and two parts playfulness of the sleeping banana monkey."

"Ouch!" The girl standing in front of the musician stomped her foot, clearly dissatisfied.

"Master of Comedy, you've already tried your best—but playing a monkey is just too difficult, isn't it?"

"We just want to get some credits, teacher, please bear with us. There's a crackdown on monkeys outside... Can we finish class quickly and leave?"

"Sigh." The musician sighed in exasperation.

"You students are really disappointing. Your love for the little monkey is far too shallow."

"We have no choice," a student said, trembling.

"We just saw it from the balcony. The hound family catches anyone they see, and they'll throw you in jail if you disagree with them..."

"If it weren't for Professor Jiao saying that we could get 20 credits just by gritting our teeth and attending this class, we would have already hidden in our dorms."

"Yes yes yes..."

Seeing how dejected these people were, the musician frowned and said:

"Is academic credit all you care about?"

"What about your love for the sleeping banana monkey? Are you still the monkeys I know?"

"Even if I love you, my life is more important." The student in the front row was extremely anxious.

"Master Banana, we've already shown our love by taking the risks to come here, so could you please be a little more lenient?"

"If anyone reports us, we're all finished!"

"It's just..."

The humorist: "..."

At the same time, Dan Heng pushed open the door and entered, saying in a deep voice:

"What are you doing?"

"Ah?" All the students looked at Dan Heng, and were immediately terrified.

"Damn it, we've been found out!"

“Wait… he’s not from the hound family.”

"It seems there's still hope?"

The musician turned around.

It tried its best to keep smiling at Danheng.

"Hey, we're having class right now, do you want to join us?"

"Master Banana?" Dan Heng frowned slightly.

"I remember that the Sleeping Banana Monkey is now a forbidden item, so why are you still using such an image? Who exactly are you banana masters?"

"No! Danheng, calm down! Don't expose us!"