Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"What happened?" Dan Heng asked.

"Isn't this supposed to be contacting the Chaolu Mansion?"

"Morning Dew Mansion? Are you kidding me?"

Suddenly, Yan Huan the little monkey pulled out a large number of scroll spray cans and threw them on the ground. Then he began to summon Titan mechs and load them with ammunition.

“Someone has offered to expand our territory; how can we entrust such an important matter to the family?”

"We were just joking before. What good would it do us if we really destroyed the banana sleeping time? Wouldn't that be a waste of our time?"

"?"

Seeing the numerous shadowy engines of Titan mechs roaring around him, Luanpo was somewhat puzzled:

"Crawling ninja, what are you doing?"

"Isn't our primary task to eliminate the evil spirits here?"

"That old monkey doesn't even deserve it!" Yan Huan transformed back into human form and sneered confidently.

"He'll die if I pinch him."

"If there are free construction workers, why not take them?"

"Look, we've come all this way. The building in front is so realistic. If we rent it out, we'll make a fortune!"

"The amusement park, park, shopping center, and aquarium have all been built."

"If we hire a professional architect to build it, how much time and effort would that take?"

A large number of mechs suddenly appeared in the dream, catching the old monkey's attention.

"?"

"what happened?"

He, who was originally on the rooftop of the teaching building, couldn't help but come to the railing and look down.

Suddenly, the three of them stopped chasing and stared at the screen of the instrument in their hands, starting to make some calculations.

"Hey, you bunch of bad students!!"

From the top of the rooftop, the old monkey looked down at the three of them and cursed:

"Success is within reach, are you really going to give up on this?!"

"..." Dan Heng looked up, glanced at Jiao Shou, and then continued to adjust the instrument in his hand.

The mechs carry spray cans and are tasked with tasks such as eliminating the sleeping banana monkeys and measuring the area of ​​the region.

About half an hour passed.

Dan Heng slightly raised his head and said to the other two:

"The area of ​​Sleeping Banana Moment is not very large, about the same size as Flowing Dream Reef."

"There's nothing we can do about it. We'll just have to expand it ourselves when the time comes." Yan Huan sat on the ground and sent March 7 the photos that the mecha had taken while it was sleeping.

"Sanmouqi said she wanted to be the manager of the amusement park."

"Wait, wait... what are you doing?!"

The old monkey hopped and skipped to a spot not far from the three of them, then warily shouted through a megaphone:

"Don't you want to catch me and get justice for these poor wild monkeys?!"

"You're kidding me." Yan Huan looked up and rolled her eyes helplessly.

"They just hid tens of thousands of bananas in front of us, trying to lure us in and kill us."

"Now I'm telling you, those Dream Theater troupes are mine too. You'd better know your place and leave. You're no longer of any use to me."

"?"

"What a loud tone!"

Upon hearing this, the old monkey flew into a rage and jumped up, immediately starting to call for reinforcements.

"It's in your nature to daydream, so let me teach you a lesson!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire earth trembled.

A densely packed army of banana helpers, armed and with angry monkey faces, charged out from all directions in the west.

"Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!!"

"banana--!!"

The clattering of countless banana leaves was like a demonic cacophony, creating a sense of oppressive doomsday.

"what?"

"do not move."

Yan Huan raised her hand and pointed, and the thousands of bananas immediately stopped moving, as if frozen in time.

"???"

The old monkey was dumbfounded to see his army rendered immobile.

"Banana... my experimental subject?"

"Evil Spirit, Chief, you have nowhere to run. Face the punishment of the Chaotic Ninja Art!"

Luanpo stood up, took a step, and charged towards the old monkey.

"Wait!" the old monkey cried out in terror. "AK-A-3! You carry the genes of a superior primate selected from 32 civilizations through an atavism experiment."

"We should be on the same side!"

"Wishful thinking! How could I possibly collude with evil spirits?!"

Without the interference of the sleeping banana monkey and the banana helper, Luanpo kicked the old monkey away with a shoe, then leaped into the air and began a series of left and right hook punches.

"Now you are all alone and helpless, let's see who can come to your rescue."

"Damn it... That's too much!"

The old monkey turned into a wisp of smoke and disappeared into the air.

When it reappeared, it was on top of a large tree behind Luanpo.

"I don't blame you for going astray because of the misguided training of a trainee research ape."

"If you repent now, I can take over your project and transform you from a [failure] into a completely different entity!"

"Don't even think about it!" Luan Po grabbed his weapon and instantly flashed over, cutting the big tree in half.

The big tree collapsed, and the old monkey leaped into the air and landed on a street lamp, observing the situation under immense pressure.

His last resort, the banana army, was paralyzed. Fortunately, the other two wild monkeys were acting strangely and didn't come to finish him off, so there was still a chance.

As long as we can win over the one wearing the hat...

"Your research fellow is just an apprentice, understand?"

The old monkey's explanation of the chaotic breakdown below:

"He colluded with the sea patrol knights, causing immense damage to the laboratory, ultimately leaving behind only one utterly terrible failure—"

"Aren't you ashamed of your background?! I can help you!"

"What right do you have to judge me, you evil spirits who only know how to obey evil ninjas and harm all directions?"

"Of course, it's based on dreams!"

The old monkey glared at Luan Po and said in a deep voice:

"Do you remember the project we did at Origami University?"

"Bananas are asexually reproducing plants. A single stem can multiply into countless banana trees, thus creating a vast banana grove that can solve the famine of an entire galaxy or even the universe!"

“And those selfish plants, which emphasize individuality and self, scatter their seeds indiscriminately and grow wildly.”

"They only know how to perpetuate their own genes, but they don't know how to contribute to their fellow human beings!"

"?" Yan Huan suddenly looked up and stopped the old monkey standing on the street lamp:

"Damn! Who are you dissing? Don't say things that are detrimental to unity, what if it gets 404?"

"I was just talking about bananas!" The old monkey narrowed his eyes.

"Tell me, from a cosmic perspective, who should be eliminated, and who should be kept?"

"Enough." Ranpo stared at Jiao Shou with disgust on his face.

"Don't even think about turning me against you."

"When school started, you encouraged everyone to pursue freedom, but now you're mocking the meaning of freedom."

"They previously judged bananas to be a failed plant, but now they're praising their selflessness."

"Even though I'm not very educated, I can tell this is nonsense!"

"Uh... these are different contexts, you can't generalize!" The old monkey said in a panic.

Chapter 1111 Don't you guys know what's going on?

"Evil people always have countless excuses for doing evil, and they always want to put themselves in the position of justice."

Luan Po grew increasingly annoyed, lowering his hat brim, "self-contradictory, sophistry, all for his own desires."

"There's absolutely no need to attend this kind of class!"

"Evil Chief, instead of fabricating lies, you should devise a proper farewell message for yourself!"

"Tsk, a failed product is a failed product." The old monkey squinted, utterly disappointed.

"You are all unrecognizable failures."

"For failures, there is no such thing as genius!"

"Look up at the sky."