Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"Then you guys must have chopped way more than me!" March 7th pouted.

"Luanpo told me that you not only killed the monkeys, but also people, like mad dogs."

"If these people still had their memories, you would definitely be labeled as terrorists and put on arrest warrants!"

“The problem is, they don’t remember.” Yan Huan spread her hands and then stopped a passing student.

"Fellow villager... oh no, classmate, do you remember me? Yes, that's right, I'm the one who parked that Steinway Peregrine at the school gate."

"?" The student who was stopped glanced at Yan Huan, then said sweetly, "Idiot."

“Look,” Yan Huan said to March 7, pointing to the man’s back.

"We're still top students now, and the school anniversary celebration will have to be held again. We can really have a blast."

"I really hope there won't be any more accidents during this school anniversary celebration." March 7th was still a little scared.

“Every time we participate in an event, something always happens.”

"Do you think we might end up like Conan, with some kind of passive ability like 'Death God Elementary School Student'?"

"Come on, I'm not even five years old yet."

Yan Huan put her hands in her pockets and walked into the brightly lit campus.

Dan Heng also said to March 7th:

"I heard that Miss Robin is going to host the new opening ceremony in the square. Let's go take a look."

"Okay."

Just like on their first day of school, the group walked together toward the campus square.

Along the way, many students came and went, making it quite lively.

"Hey classmate, come check out the old-school stuff! Don't buy new textbooks, our old students' books are so well-worn they even come with notes."

"The dance club is recruiting! Anyone interested in joining?"

"Metaphysical fortune telling~Metaphysical fortune telling!"

"Young man, would you like to have your fortune told today? I can tell you about your love life or your future. I may not be very talented, but I am the heir of a renowned fortune-telling family in the Immortal Ship. A fortune reading will only cost three thousand credits!"

"Who parked that sports car outside? What's the meaning of parking it sideways in front of the school gate? Are they trying to get themselves killed?!"

Looking at the surrounding street stalls, it seems like nothing has changed.

On March 7th, he exclaimed:

"Sigh, it's like we've been dreaming."

"Hey, you three, stop right there!"

Suddenly, a bespectacled man blocked their path, holding a pen and notebook for taking notes, and sized them up with an unfriendly look.

"Why aren't you wearing your school uniform? Don't you know Miss Robin is giving a speech at the opening ceremony later?"

"We don't have school uniforms," ​​March 7th said, spreading her hands.

"As I said last time, we are freshmen and haven't had time to get our school uniforms yet, and no one has given them to us."

"What do you mean 'last time'? This is the first time I've caught you guys."

The bespectacled man said seriously:

"Not being given school uniforms is not an excuse. Think about your own problems. Why are others wearing them but you aren't?"

"This is a demerit; if you're caught doing it again, you'll get points deducted, understand?"

"..." After watching the bespectacled man leave, Yan Huan couldn't help but look at March 7th.

"Damn it, it's happening again."

"Where do I get that damn school uniform?"

"I don't know either," March 7th shook his head. "I'll just ask an older student later. These guys are too annoying."

"Yo, March, Ninja Lord."

Not far away, Montana waved to March 7 when she saw him.

"Huh?" March 7th looked over there and saw Montana, and couldn't help but feel relieved:

"Montana, you still remember me?"

"Silly boy, what are you saying? How could I forget you all?"

Montana walked towards the three of them and said with a faint smile:

"And there's Danheng Ninja and Crawling Ninja, right?"

"Wait, why am I a crawling ninja?" Yan Huan tilted her head. "Isn't it just the 'chaotic' thing that makes noises?"

"Maybe it's because you're climbing?"

Montana blinked, looked at Yan Huan who was on all fours, and sighed:

"Honestly, your movement is exactly the same as the crawling ninja in Mr. Reck's new book, 'Galactic Ninja Scroll'."

"What Galaxy Ninja Scroll?" March 7th asked.

"Don't you know? This is the most popular video right now, and it's even spawned a lot of meme merchandise."

"Okay, I understand."

After glancing at Montana's condition, March 7th suddenly asked:

"By the way, Montana, do you still like the sleeping banana monkey?"

"Sleeping banana monkey?" Montana was taken aback.

"Haha, what is that? Also, you probably meant to say sleeping monkey, right? Why did you pronounce it as banana?"

She looked at March 7th with a puzzled expression.

"Could this be your hometown accent?"

"Uh... when you were at Liumeng Reef, you could recite it much better than I could."

"Dream Reef? Where is that?"

Montana scratched her head, then looked at the three of them.

"Alright, you three, the latest trend is 'Galaxy Ninja Scroll'! You need to catch up with the trend."

"Ugh, it's that trendy trash again."

Yan Huan stood up from the ground and patted the dust off her hands.

"It will definitely be outdated in less than a week. I advise you not to buy any merchandise. You'll end up with nothing but dust at home and no one to cry about."

"How could that be?" Montana said, somewhat incredulous.

"Yan Huan, how could you say such a thing?"

"You're lucky enough to look so much like the crawling ninja from 'Ninja Scrolls,' shouldn't you be the one most dedicated to protecting this film?"

"Why."

"Think about it."

Montana approached Yan Huan and said mysteriously:

"You look so much like him, you're practically born with a crawling physique. Why don't you just cosplay him? You can even get some viewership during your live stream."

"Look at the internet now, people like Luha and Heilun..."

"As long as you look alike, isn't making money much faster than robbing a clover bank?"

"Hiss." Yan Huan thought to herself, "There's actually some truth to that."

If I'm not mistaken, Rick's film is a clip of the group dealing with the sleeping banana monkey incident.

They haven't even paid the performance fee yet.

The movie is so popular now, it wouldn't hurt to piggyback on its popularity, right?

"No, it's only a few dollars."

Yan Huan looked at Montana and said helplessly:

"Comrade Montana, we can't just think about credit points all the time. Don't we have any higher goals?"

"You mean... the Black Galaxy Ninja Scroll can earn more?" Montana suddenly realized.

"..."

Chapter 1113 So He's Gone

After Montana left.

Dan Heng shook his head helplessly, "Is this the changing tide of universities...?"

"It's useless." Yan Huan continued walking forward. "How can we just follow the trend? We should be the ones who lead the trend!"

Not far away, the group spotted a familiar figure again.

Fugui and his father were standing in the corner, talking.

"Son, I've figured it out," sighed the wealthy old man.

"If you're too tired, we'll go back to our hometown..."

"No, Dad, I'm not going back."

Wealthy eyes are firm:

"Although I can't quite remember how I made it, I did make a lot of money at the previous school anniversary celebration."

"Although I'm not good at theory classes, I can work in sales in the future and support myself at Pinocchio!"

"Just you wait, Dad, I'm sure I'll make a name for myself at Pinocchio in the future."

"Son..." Upon hearing this, Old Man Fugui's eyes welled up with tears, and he choked out: