Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

He couldn't help but recite:

"Hot...sand...sea...selection...big...idiot?"

"?"

Other spectators also had binoculars and could clearly see the words written by the blond-haired boy.

Although it's crooked and twisted like an earthworm, you can still make out what's written.

"Well written! Wow!" Soda Man squatted down next to Little Yellow Hair, looking at the dog-like handwriting, and gave a thumbs up, shouting:

"The handwriting is so neat and skillful that it could be used as a textbook for the younger generation at an origami university!"

"It's been so long since I've felt the enriching effect of words!"

"This is the charm of handicrafts, this is the inheritance of Pinocchio culture!"

"Huh?" As the soda man got more and more into praising it, the blond guy scratched his head and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahaha...So I really am a genius!"

“My dad always told me that with my talent, I could surpass my peers by a large margin even without going to school!”

"It's more than just a big leap!" the soda drinker exclaimed.

"You're taller than me. Even a thousand-year-old immortal wouldn't be as outstanding as you! Wow!"

"I think we should just call this match the winner!"

"Damn it, you dare?!"

Yan Huan, who was busy with her craft work across from her, looked up and angrily rebuked:

"If you dare to go this far, we'll report you to Edien and get you fired!"

"Please, this minority shareholder, winning and losing are common occurrences in war. Please do not abuse your power for personal gain. Thank you."

The soda man stood up, put his hands behind his back, and looked down at people with disdain:

"My team made full use of off-field support. What about you? What can you do besides create a cracked lump of mud?"

"Who said that?"

Yan Huan glanced at the idle plastic bag beside her and said, "If you dare to allow aid to appear, then I have no reason to lose!"

Yan Huan quickly used the crystal clay to sculpt a crystal statue of Edien, and then soaked it in a special medicinal solution to strengthen it.

at the same time.

'Crack--'

As the pottery shattered, everyone turned to look at the blond-haired boy.

This guy... smashed the pottery again.

The soda drinker stared at him expectantly: "?"

The blond-haired guy glared at the soda bottle man, pointed at Yan Huan's crystal statue, and angrily cursed:

"Why is his material so shiny? This is completely unfair!"

"If I were to use the same materials, I would definitely be able to do a better job than him."

"..." Even though the soda vendor had received a lot of money, he was speechless at this moment.

"This esteemed contestant, that's someone else's own material..."

"Then why can't you bring that material? Is it not allowed?" the blond-haired man snapped at the soda vendor.

"Believe it or not, I'll tell my dad!"

"You f***ing?!"

"..."

"Grass!"

Seeing that the blond-haired boy had smashed the freshly painted ceramic bottle, the soda man had no choice but to give him another one and put it on the table.

"Please, I'm begging you, Su Leda, just draw a few strokes, and once he's done, I'll declare you the winner, okay?!"

"No, I will win glory, I will win total crushing victory!"

The blond-haired boy held his arms in his lap:

"I'm a whale (someone who spends a lot of money on in-game purchases), so I want everything they have!"

"Hahahahaha—!" Upon hearing this, Yan Huan on the other end burst out laughing.

"You can't cure this kind of person no matter how much money you offer!"

"Come on, show me this mud! Do you know where I found it? Go find some yourself, and if you can find it, I'll give you a big red envelope!"

"Tsk." Soda Man narrowed his eyes, staring at the crystal Edien statue in Yan Huan's hand, lost in thought.

He truly didn't know what that strange soil was, let alone how to obtain it.

"Don't underestimate my resources!"

Suddenly, the man with the soda pulled out a photo, and under the watchful eyes of the audience, he clutched his chest and vomited, starting from zero frames.

"vomit--!!"

The colorful mixture of solid and liquid mud splattered onto the floor.

"?" March 7, who was sitting in the audience, stood up and carefully examined the photo in the hand of the soda man with binoculars.

The person in the photo seemed increasingly familiar.

"Wait, why is it my photo?!"

On March 7th, he bristled and pointed at the soda bottle, saying:

"Explain yourself! Why do you feel like vomiting just looking at my picture? I'm obviously so good-looking!"

"I am a meme..."

Sodaman weakly glanced at March 7th in the audience, "You're the ugliest-looking person in the meme world..."

"Are you all blind in your memes?!"

Ignoring March 7's insults, the soda man picked up the rainbow mud and slammed it on the table.

"Come on, ancestors...!"

Chapter 1157 They've Already Lived a Happy Life

Staring at the pool of rainbow mud, Little Yellow Hair remained motionless for a long time.

"..."

After a long silence, he slowly spoke:

"Are you feeling a bit feverish...?"

“Hahahahahahaha——!!”

Standing opposite, Yan Huan had already held up the complete crystal statue of Edien, her face contorted with rage as she said:

"That's it, my friend. You dare say this is bad? Try it! You even dare to belittle the CEO's statue. You're something else!"

"Tsk." Seeing that Yan Huan's handicraft was finished, the soda man said unconvinced:

"Can't you even read the question carefully?!"

"People usually do answers for things like vases, jars, and teapots on this topic..."

"Is it appropriate for you to make a statue of Boss Edion? Is it even useful?!"

"This thing has absolutely no practical use; it's just for looking at!"

Yan Huan looked towards the audience:

"Come on, tell me, does this thing even need to be practical?! What era are we living in? It's just for looking at these days, okay?!"

“Yes, art is meant to be appreciated!” someone stood up and said.

"Besides, this statue isn't unusable; cracking walnuts with it is perfectly reasonable, isn't it?!"

"Cracking walnuts?" The soda man was taken aback, then pointed at the audience member:

"Oh, you dare say you'll use Boss Edion's statue to crack walnuts! You're finished!"

"So what?" the audience member said dismissively.

“I’m not with Suleda Enterprises. I’d rather call Interstellar Peace Company an idiot.”

Seeing that the other side had finished, the soda man turned around and urged the blond-haired guy:

"Ancestor, I've got the mud you wanted. Hurry up and knead it!"

"Me, knead it? Are you kidding me?"

The blond-haired boy picked his nose and puffed out his arrogant chin.

"I just saw it was you who threw up, it's disgusting..."

"Sigh, I've wasted so much time on stage, how come I still haven't won?"

"That's a question for you!" the soda man said, sounding annoyed. "Now you're disgusted? Then take a regular semi-finished product and keep coloring it!"

"No, I'm tired."

The blond-haired guy rubbed his temples and, in front of everyone, walked straight off the stage.

"This hot sand preliminary round is so boring, I'm going home to play video games."

"..."

Watching the blond-haired guy leave, the soft drinkers felt a million curses running through their minds.

"Hey~ all the contestants are gone, what kind of show can you come up with now?"

Yan Huan immediately placed the crystal statue on the table and mocked: