Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"Mole Party Spy Certificate. With this certificate, you are a spy sent by the Mole Party into the Earthfire. This certificate is valid for 10 years. If the certificate is damaged, you need to bring two bags of Snow Popping Candy to Lord Hook in the Darkness to reissue it."

"..."

After finishing reading, Brother Dao slowly raised his head and glanced at Yan and March 7 on his left and right:

"How old are you? Should I buy you some Wahaha drinks?"

At this time, on March 7th, his head was bald except for a single tuft of red hair sticking up in the middle, making it look like a red broom.

She scratched the edge of her bald head awkwardly and laughed:

"Haha, those are all past identities, not worth mentioning."

At this moment, a young man leaned close to Brother Dao's ear and explained:

"Back at that intersection in Panyan Town, those kids from the Mole Gang would invite everyone they met to get certificates. They didn't have any requirements, and the price was just two bags of Snow Popping Candy. Besides spy certificates, they also had marriage certificates, property certificates, terrorist certificates, single dog certificates, and so on."

"How can they be so bored?" Brother Dao's eyelids twitched.

"Boss, we only caught them because they were so annoying, right? Otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to catch Natasha later!"

"Oh, it's those little brats."

Brother Dao nodded, then remembered that there was such a thing.

The children aren't in this cave because they were too noisy, so they were moved to another place.

After glancing again at the gray-haired Yan and the red-haired punk March 7, Brother Dao lowered his voice:

"Did you do this together before?"

"No, I was supposed to go first, but this guy offered three packs of Snow Popping Candy and insisted on cutting in line with me!" March 7th was grinding his back teeth to powder.

Yan crossed his arms and said:

"What, you have a problem with that?"

"Ha, the economic environment was originally quite good, but it's because of people like you that it's getting more and more corrupt!" March 7th pointed at Yan and cursed.

"At first, everyone could finish with two packs of snow popping candy, but if you go out with three packs first, then others will go out with four or five packs!"

"When it was my turn, they said it would take at least seven packs of cash to get the documents! What the hell are you talking about?"

"..." Brother Dao sniffed, and was about to speak when Yan continued to spray.

"Please, how much I pay is my own business! What's it to you? I'm using my own money!"

"Your money? So what if you have money? Do you know how miserable the people behind you are?"

"What does this have to do with me? Poor bastards shouldn't bother getting certificates! Go back to where you came from!"

"..."

Seeing the argument escalating, Brother Dao yelled helplessly, "Quiet down—!!!"

"..."

After several people pulled Yan and March 7 apart, who were about to fight, Brother Dao said in a deep voice:

"Hmph, personal grudges shouldn't be brought into the organization!"

He looked sharply at the punk-style March 7th:

"What's wrong with your hair? Why is it so unconventional? Do you think it looks good?"

March 7th pursed her lips:

"What hairstyle I get is my personal freedom."

"Bullshit! Judging from your voice, you must be a woman, right? Look around the entire lower district, not to mention here, just in Rocky Town, how many people have hair like yours?!"

"But I come from outer space, not from this planet."

"..."

Brother Dao slapped his face; he had forgotten about it.

When the announcement was made earlier, the people below said that this woman came from outside.

He opened his eyes again and said in a deep voice:

"You said that the guards broke your camera, and you wanted to fight them to the death, so you joined us?"

On March 7th, hands on hips, head of red hair like a broom swayed as he nodded and said:

"Yeah, my camera is my life! Anyone who touches my manhood, I'll never forgive them!!"

"..."

Yan pointed at March 7th and complained:

"That reason is so far-fetched, doesn't it seem incredibly stupid?!"

March 7th loudly retorted:

"What? Have you guys even been to this planet? Every place has a different culture, you know. In my hometown, a camera is life itself!"

Seeing the two start arguing again, Brother Dao quickly pressed his hands down slightly to interrupt:

"Alright, alright! Stop arguing!"

He looked at March 7th with a chilling gaze and shouted:

"Do you know what kind of people live in this cave? They're all dead!"

"Once we enter here, we're already dead! Our lives will be spent on the road to defeating those arrogant bastards!"

"Tch," March 7th scoffed.

"As long as I'm alive, the camera is there! My manhood is gone, what's the point of me living?"

As she spoke, to Dao Ge's astonishment, she drew his long sword, gripped the hilt with both hands behind her back, pointed the blade at her abdomen, and said in utter grief:

"If you don't take me in today, I can't beat them all by myself, and I guess I'll never have any hope of revenge in this lifetime!"

"If that's the case, I might as well die here! My blood will splatter all over your faces!!"

"Aiya ya ya ya ya—!!"

On March 7th, he thrust hard, and everyone heard a "splatter" sound as blood splattered everywhere!

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"what?"

The surrounding rebels couldn't help but pick up handkerchiefs and wipe the blood from their faces.

"This woman... she's serious!"

"You're crazy!"

"Ah—!! Help! I was standing too close, I'm covered in her blood!"

"..."

Dao Ge's eyes widened. This red-haired, loser-looking woman in front of him actually castrated herself on the spot!

In an instant, her blood gushed out as if it were free.

Most importantly, this woman was also spinning non-stop!

The red liquid was sprayed evenly onto everyone present.

"Stop spraying! I told you to stop spraying!"

A middle-aged man shielded his face with his hands, blocking the blood that was flying everywhere, and cursed loudly.

"Aaaaaah—it sprayed into my mouth, ugh—!!"

"..."

Dao Ge stared blankly at the scene, unsure of what to say for a moment.

The bleeding is enormous!

"wrong."

Brother Dao suddenly realized what was happening and exclaimed in shock:

"Why hasn't she finished spitting out blood yet? Is there really that much blood from one person?"

After hearing Brother Dao's explanation, everyone calmed down.

Yes.

Who in their right mind would spew water like a fountain?

"This blood is poisonous, she must be a spy!" Upon seeing this, Yan, who was wearing a raincoat and helmet and was wrapped up tightly, shouted.

"Oh no! What should I do? I just swallowed them all!"

"Hey, hey! Stop spraying me!!"

"Fuck you! Ugh—!!"

The spray lasted for a full three minutes before finally stopping.

I felt dizzy from all the spinning, and I leaned against the wall, feeling lightheaded.

At this moment, Yan, who was wrapped up tightly, naturally took the lead and quickly walked to March 7's side, tearing off the equipment from her clothes.

A shriveled, transparent plastic vest appeared in Yan's hands.

It's obvious that the blood just now sprayed out from this garment, and now the vest is transparent!

"Look, I suggest you thoroughly inspect this vest! This blood might all be poison!"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Brother Dao quickly walked over.

He snatched the torn transparent vest from Yan's hand and examined the bloodstains on it repeatedly.

"Hiss, no, this looks like some kind of paint... the same kind of paint we used to paint the Kripper Fortress!"