Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm asking you!" Qingque shouted.

“But this is the women’s restroom,” Yan emphasized.

"So shouldn't I be the one asking you this?"

"Oh, I'm waiting for someone."

"..."

Accompanied by the sound of flushing water.

Dan Heng opened the door and came out, silently glancing at Yan on the ground:

"Huh? Why are you lying here?"

"Mr. Danheng!!!" Qingque's eyes widened, and she quickly looked at the sign next to her.

On the sign, a large pink "woman" caught Qingque's eye.

Without a doubt, this is the women's restroom.

"I'm keeping watch for you," Yan said matter-of-factly.

"Letting out for fresh air?!" Qingque narrowed her eyes:

"Mr. Danheng, I never expected you to be this kind of person!"

"what?"

Seeing Qingque so excited, Danheng was completely dumbfounded.

"Why would a grown man like you go into the women's restroom and make someone keep watch for you?!"

"What?! The women's restroom?!"

Danheng quickly turned around and saw a sign outside that read "Women" in large letters.

Immediately, his face flushed red, and he questioned the man on the ground:

"What's going on? It was a men's restroom when I went in, but it turned into a women's restroom when I came out?"

Yan silently gripped his phone, straightened his upper body, and smiled:

"Good question. So, is this a forum or a microblog? I'll reveal the answer!"

"What are you doing?" Staring at Yan Huan's phone camera, which seemed a bit off, Dan Heng immediately had a bad feeling:

"Are you... recording a video?"

"Huh? How is that possible?"

"Hmm..." Dan Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

"I'm live streaming."

"..."

"?"

……

Black Tower Space Station.

The staff members all held their phones, watching the images on the screens.

It was a long-haired man with horns, his dark red pupils staring directly at the audience, his expression extremely excited:

"Family members, didn't our train take over this tiny fairy boat, Luofu? Even the toilets here are quite ingenious!"

"You see, there's no real difference between the men's and women's restrooms; they're the same. You can tell from the natural expression on our guest, Mr. Danheng's, face when he came out, right?!"

The staff members immediately looked up and exchanged bewildered glances:

"What does Huan Ge mean by this? Has he been browsing Tieba or Weibo again lately?"

"It's possible they'd just call it 'Little Red Potato' or something else entirely."

"I don't play those games. I only have Tomato Novels on my phone."

……

Arilo.

Administrative District Square.

Bronya sat on a roadside bench with her legs together, silently staring at her phone: "It seems the Executive is doing quite well in Luofu."

In the distance, several Silvermane Iron Guards arrived and reported:

"As reported to the Grand Guardian, the Executor has returned the Star Core."

"Yes, I understand." Bronya nodded gently.

"Let's increase our vigilance. Even if the star core is sealed, we can't let our guard down."

"Yes!"

After the Iron Guardians who were watching over the Star Core left, Bronya continued to look at her phone.

The black-haired man who was previously on screen is now hanging up.

The sound of March 7th could be heard coming from inside.

"You two are perverts, aren't you! (slap~)"

"Going into the women's restroom, huh?! (pia~)"

"Are you coming in or not? Say something! (pia~)"

Two men with horns were bound hand and foot and hung up at the entrance of the inn as a public spectacle.

Passersby pointed and whispered among themselves.

"Look, those two people look familiar."

"Lord Danfeng!"

"Why was he hung up like that? Who was that woman who whipped him?!"

"There's another member of the Vidyadhara clan, holy crap! It's that evil dragon demon lord! What did they do wrong?!"

"I just heard something like...the two of them went into the women's restroom."

"No, it was Lord Danfeng who went into the women's restroom, and Mr. Yan Huan was keeping watch for him."

"what?"

Hearing the onlookers calling him "Lord Danfeng," Dan Heng, even though he was tied up and hanging in the air, couldn't help but frown.

Therefore, I looked in the direction of the loudest sound.

They were several men with pointed ears, wearing blue robes from the Dan Ding Si (丹鼎司).

Clearly, they are all members of the Vidyadhara clan.

"Hey, hey, hey, the guy who went into the women's restroom to act like a pervert is Dan Heng, not Dan Feng!" March 7th shouted to the crowd.

"Dan Heng is the pervert, you all better remember that!"

“That’s right.” Dan Heng opened his eyes and said solemnly, “I am Dan Heng, not Dan Feng.”

"The person who went into the women's restroom was me, Dan Heng!"

Yan, who was standing to the side, stared wide-eyed.

"Um?!"

Immediately, he shouted:

"My name is Sambo!"

"Everyone, remember this: I, Sambo, am the one keeping watch outside the women's restroom!"

"My name is Dan Heng, and I'm the one who went into the women's restroom!"

"I am Sambo, and I am a pervert!!"

Qingque, who was silently holding up her phone to help the group with their live stream, was stunned when she heard the two shouts.

"They were shouting so excitedly."

Qingque scratched her head and silently looked at the light in her phone.

[Lower-level district leader: Sent out 1 rocket!]

[Cripper Fort goalkeeper: Sent 99 hearts!]

[I'm really not a rich woman: I sent out 999 rockets!]

[The Great Star God of Joy: Gave away 20 beers]

Qingque was immediately astonished as she watched the gift value rise rapidly.

"How much does this cost? Just one live stream is almost more than a month's work for me... no, it's already equivalent to a year's salary!"

In the comments section, various comments continued to emerge.

What are you doing, ouch~

What do you do for a living, broadcaster?

[Waaaaah, Huan-ge, please come back soon! We're under so much work pressure, when can we get another day off because of you!]

[Live streaming is really strict now; we can't even send my brother's emojis anymore.]

[The above, we won't give.]

It doesn't feel as good as Genshin Impact.

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Wow, they really know how to have fun!

[Oh ho, isn't he drinking moonlight? Going into the women's restroom? Tsk tsk tsk...]

[Qingque, are you slacking off again? You're not answering the phone! Bring your men back to me at once!]