Film and Television Variety Show: The Jade Girl's Love Affair

What's it like when a couple is inseparable every day?

Tang Yu didn't understand before because Yuan Shen was an important official in the court. He only had a little free time during his holidays, and was busy with government affairs the rest of the time.

It wasn't until Yuan Shen resigned from his official post that Tang Yu realized there were such clingy people in the world.

This is killing me! My back feels weak every day.

"Yuan Shanjian, go to the study today. I want to be with the children!"

Yuan Shen looked at his wife, who was full of anger, with surprise. After thinking for a moment, he did not refuse, but obediently took the quilt and went to the study.

That night, Tang Yu rested in the bedroom with her two children, thinking she could relax for the night, but that night...

In the neighboring courtyard, someone picked up a xiao (a type of vertical bamboo flute) and began to play a mournful tune.

This is the Liang-Zhu melody that Tang Yu taught Yuan Shen.

"Mother, this music sounds so sad."

The daughter spoke up innocently, but the son frowned.

"Mother, it's Father playing the flute. He doesn't want us to sleep peacefully."

Is this a late-night NetEase Cloud Music depressing post?

"Never mind him, let's rest."

Tang Yu ignored him completely and refused to soften her stance.

However, over the next few days, this guy played all sorts of melancholic tunes beside her, as if she had been abandoned, and her daughter was the first to not be able to stand it.

“Mother, Father looks so pitiful. I really want to go back to my own courtyard to rest. I’ve been dreaming about crying all night.”

The son also spoke up in a deep voice from the side.

"Mother, Father is cunning and treacherous. Please spare my sister and me."

That evening, Yuan Shen returned to his beloved bedroom, only to be bitten hard by his young wife.

“Madam, you have no idea how I’ve survived these past few nights without you. If you’re angry in the future, bite me a few more times, but you can’t send me away.”

Tang Yu was speechless.

"You're getting on in years, you need to be more restrained, don't you understand!"

Upon hearing these suggestive words, Yuan Shen blushed slightly.

“Since you have made a request, I will comply.”

Then Tang Yu was tricked by the cunning Yuan Shen.

Every night when we rest, my husband would smile and take out a beautifully illustrated book of erotic pictures. We would then admire these exquisite paintings together, give each other a gentle kiss, and then turn over and go to sleep.

Tang Yu was seething with anger inside, then turned over and fell asleep in a huff.

Showing her erotic pictures late at night to tease her, and then turning her head away to sleep—this is revenge, isn't it? This is definitely revenge.

Over the next few days, Yuan Shen tirelessly brought different patterns to show her, and Tang Yu, unable to resist her curiosity, continued to do so.

She really found the imagination of the ancients interesting. Every time she finished reading, she was slightly moved, and then she would watch as the person next to her turned their head, closed their eyes, and went to sleep.

At this time, they didn't want to take the initiative to admit their mistakes and seduce each other, so the two of them spent several nights entangled in their flirtation.

Finally, a few days later, the cunning Yuan Shen didn't bring the storybook over. Instead, he read aloud the intimate details between the male and female protagonists in the storybook.

Tang Yu couldn't help but roll over and pin her husband beneath her.

"Yuan Shanjian, that's enough. Today I'm going to punish you."

"How would you like to punish her, Madam?"

Yuan Shen smiled and embraced his young wife, then laughed triumphantly like a fox.

"Aren't you supposed to be very smart? Today, let me see your learning ability by doing what the male protagonist in the book does."

Tang Yu originally intended to make things difficult for her.

However, she soon regretted it.

"Husband, I was wrong..."

"Jiaojiao, that won't do. I haven't learned yet. Let me serve you properly..."

"You hate it!"

"Saying one thing and meaning another... Oh, that's what the male lead said, Madam, did I imitate him well?"

From then on, the couple traveled the world and eventually grew old together.

This world has ended.

Chapter 1 Fragrant Honey 1

One day, Fengshen Linxiu had a dream in which he suddenly felt a particularly beautiful peach blossom fall into his abdomen, and he seemed to smell the fragrance of the peach blossom in his dream.

The next day, the wind goddess conceived after sensing her pregnancy.

At this time, the wind god Linxiu had been married to the water god Luolin for a hundred years. The couple lived in their own homes and rarely saw each other.

This couple was very famous in the heavenly realm, known as a couple who made do, but even though they conceived suddenly, they still needed to inform each other.

Thus, the water god Luolin became a father.

“Junior sister, since this child is yours, I will cherish and love it. From now on, this child will be the child of my husband and me.”

Feng Shen Linxiu finally smiled; she always felt that the child in her belly was very much connected to her.

Of course, she knew that this would be a lovely girl, and she would definitely be very beautiful.

However, thinking of the marriage agreement set by His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, Lin Xiu felt a little worried.

"Senior brother, how should we resolve the issue of the engagement?"

"The child is still young, don't think so much. Aren't the two of us capable of protecting a child?"

No matter how much the Heavenly Queen and the Heavenly Emperor scheme, they can't possibly force their newborn child to marry. They can deal with the future later.

Ten years later, Linxiu gave birth to a lovely girl whose true form was a peach blossom.

The news shocked the entire celestial realm.

Tuyao, in particular, was so angry she nearly vomited blood.

She was happy to go through with this marriage because she knew the couple lived apart and wouldn't have any children.

However, after the Flower Goddess died, the Water God Luo Lin's affection was nothing but a facade.

They've already had a child with the Wind God so quickly; men in this world are indeed unreliable.

This shows that Tuyao was also ignorant and did not know that there was another way to have a child, namely, conception by feeling.

Of course, Runyu, who had only recently become the God of Night, was also shocked.

He originally thought the engagement was a joke, with people in the heavens secretly laughing at him, saying he would never have a fiancée in his life.

Who could have imagined that this grand spectacle would shock everyone in the celestial realm, leaving them in a state of shock and discussion for a whole year before they could even recover?

And this gossip can continue to circulate for hundreds of years.

As for Tang Yu, who was at the center of the discussion, she was truly shocked.

"Xiao Qi, I've actually become a plant and even a deity in this life. It's such an interesting feeling."

"Yu Yu, this world is so much fun! The data we've collected from many plants is quite unique. Let's collect more data."

"But you're a deity, so you should be able to stay for a very long time, allowing us to collect a vast amount of plant data."

As a descendant of immortals, Tang Yu, who had just been born, naturally did not exhibit the inability of infants to take care of their own eating, drinking, and excretion.

Many times, she even transformed into a peach blossom, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth to grow rapidly.

It was simply blissful, my whole body felt refreshed, and I never knew that cultivating immortality felt so comfortable.

However, this kind of life soon brought a problem.

When Tang Yu turned ten and discovered that he was still a baby, and could only transform into his original peach blossom form most of the time, he realized that the growth rate in the world of immortals was extremely slow.

This feeling of always being treated like a child is slightly unpleasant.

However, time is probably the best medicine to heal life. Tang Yu's previous lives added up to just over a hundred years.

Those once-profound memories, those deeply loved ones.

As Tang Yu grew to be five hundred years old and only reached the height of a five-year-old child, the things that were etched in Tang Yu's memory gradually became blurred.

She doesn't want to remember the painful memories; losing them doesn't matter.

But those who bring joy seem unable to stay.

The time scale is simply far too long.

When Tang Yu was over a thousand years old, he could only vaguely recall the past, feeling a sense of loss when he thought about it; he could no longer remember the specific details.

At this time, her body had grown to the age of twelve or thirteen, and she looked like a very young girl.

But then, something even more shocking happened to her.

"Mother, say it again, you said I have a fiancé?"

Chapter 2 Fragrant Honey 2

Fengshen Linxiu looked at his daughter with amusement.

After the child was born, all the vague feelings of affection I had for my senior brother seemed to disappear, and the past thousand years had been filled with happiness.

This child really made her feel a different way of life.

"Yu Yu, this marriage was arranged before you were born. Your mother can't do anything about it, after all, it's the Heavenly Emperor's decision."