Film and Television Variety Show: The Jade Girl's Love Affair

Meanwhile, Sherlock returned to his room with his laptop, turned on the video, and started watching it with Tang Yu, all the while making sarcastic comments.

"Ha, look at this, is he faking an orgasm? He's clearly disgusted, but he's still pretending to enjoy it."

"Everyone here is a different person, yet they're still pretending to be the same person?"

"This person is infected with a disease; it seems a group of people have been infected as well."

"Oh, boring, this is a selfie of a couple having an affair."

"John's hobbies are really unique."

Tang Yu calmly watched a few videos, then leaned over to Sherlock and laughed.

"Are you nervous?"

Sherlock closed the laptop, then leaned forward, their foreheads touching, Sherlock almost touching his lips.

"Sex doesn't make me nervous. What I need to confirm now is whether the scent on you is your natural body odor, or from some kind of perfume or shower gel?"

Sherlock's lips slowly landed on Tang Yu's neck, with a slightly ambiguous bite, his warm breath lingering on her delicate skin.

Tang Yu smiled, wrapped her arms around the person in front of her, and let out a soft laugh.

"What, you didn't realize I'm a monster under a human skin mask? Aren't you disappointed?"

Sherlock did not answer, but turned his head to the other side of her neck, gently took that skin in his mouth, teasing it with the tip of his tongue, and said indistinctly.

"I have indeed had this bold conjecture: after eliminating all the impossibilities, the truth that remains, no matter how unbelievable, is the truth."

As he spoke, his hands began to wander freely over Tang Yu's body, as if searching for something. After a moment, he let out a soft sigh.

"Your skin is so realistic, your hair is flawless, and your body temperature is that of a normal human. This is quite unexpected."

Tang Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud, her laughter ringing out crisply in the quiet room.

"Someone as logical as you wouldn't guess that I'm a witch who transforms at midnight, like in fairy tales, would you?"

Sherlock ignored Tang Yu's teasing, gripping her smooth, fair arm tightly with both hands, his eyes revealing a look of inquiry.

"Data shows that 75% of men can reach orgasm every time they have sex."

The data suggests that women make up less than 30%, but I don't think this is difficult for me at all; I'm sure I can do it 100%.

Tang Yu rolled her eyes.

"I'm sorry, only practice can reveal the truth, and predicted data cannot be called real data."

After Tang Yu finished speaking, Sherlock slightly propped himself up, looked firmly into Tang Yu's eyes, and said decisively.

"The fragrance on your body is evenly distributed and natural, without any trace of artificial perfume. It must be your natural body scent."

After saying that, Sherlock leaned down without hesitation and kissed Tang Yu again.

"It still has that pleasant fragrance, it's amazing."

The person's breath gently passed through Tang Yu's hair, brushed against her neck, and brought a slight tingling sensation.

Looking at the curly hair and neck so close to hers, Tang Yu had a faint smile on her lips. She reached out a finger and gently pressed it against the other person's lips.

Unexpectedly, Sherlock stuck out his tongue and gently sucked on the fingertip, the warm and moist touch making Tang Yu's heart tremble slightly.

She clearly saw her reflection in those grey-blue eyes, where a hint of spring was quietly blooming, revealing a unique infatuation and confusion in the darkness.

Tang Yu parted her lips slightly, her voice carrying a hint of flirtation: "You...want to try?"

Sherlock's slender fingertips slowly caressed Tang Yu's wrist, the movement gentle yet carrying an indescribable ambiguity. Finally, he tightly grasped her delicate, long fingers, his eyes full of confidence and certainty.

"I need to emphasize one thing to you: my predictions and the actual data are never wrong! Your sensitive points... I've already discovered them."

Upon hearing this, Tang Yu's brows and eyes instantly relaxed, and a radiant smile blossomed on her face.

Then, she suddenly pulled him down forcefully, leaned in close, and bit Sherlock's lip hard, her tone laced with provocation.

"If you're wrong, I'll kick you off the bed!"

"No way!"

In the dimly lit bedroom late at night, a low laugh slowly spread out, blending into the silent darkness.

Then, only a few indistinct words could be heard intertwined in the air.

"Wow, so fast, I didn't even feel it..."

"No, you clearly..."

"Is that so? No, you're pretending again..."

The next day, Tang Yu lazily strolled to the living room in her bathrobe to drink water.

Watson glanced up casually and caught sight of the clear yet ambiguous mark on the side of his neck. He was immediately taken aback, his cheeks flushed red, and he began to stammer.

"Yes, you guys last night... last night..."

Tang Yu remained calm, took a sip of water, and replied unhurriedly, "That's right, the battle is fierce."

Watson nearly dropped his cup at the answer; his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Oh, should I congratulate you? And Sherlock, why aren't you up yet?"

Tang Yu put down her water glass and said calmly, "Oh, he's too tired to get out of bed."

Watson was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, and he blurted out.

"My God!"

Excuse me, did he misunderstand something?

Tang Yu looked at Hua Sheng's expression, raised an eyebrow slightly, and smiled.

“Oh, John, you’ve got it right. I said he couldn’t do it, and he spent the whole night figuring out how to make himself look good.”

Watson: "..."

Oh my god!

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Chapter 7 Sherlock Holmes

"I have to correct something. I'm not so tired that I can't get up. Don't blame everything on sex. That doesn't explain why I'm in such a sorry state!"

That kick of yours was really hard; it sent me sprawling to the ground. My back still hurts terribly!

This is unbelievable! I think you're at least five times stronger than the average man!

What man in this world, after suffering such a severe injury, could so easily and effortlessly get up as if nothing had happened?

Sherlock Holmes gripped the doorframe tightly with both hands, his body trembling slightly, his face filled with anger.

"Sherlock...you got hit? Didn't you guys have a...wonderful night last night?"

Watson's pupils dilated in shock, and he looked at Tang Yu in confusion.

Tang Yu merely raised an eyebrow slightly, picked up her violin without comment, and nodded gently, tacitly agreeing with Sherlock's words.

"That's right, I'm the one who kicked him, but I didn't use much force."

With his physical condition, how could he be unable to get out of bed because of such a small amount of strength? He's clearly lying and doesn't want to admit his failure last night.

Upon hearing this, Sherlock immediately moved away from the door frame.

"John, can you imagine? Last night I used all my skills to make her so happy and enjoy herself. She had six orgasms in one night!"

And then, after everything was over, she kicked me off the bed without warning, which was absolutely incomprehensible!

No matter how complex things are in this world, I can always find the answer through reasoning and calculation. But now I realize that the reasons for a woman's fickleness are completely unpredictable!

Watson blushed; there was no need to go into such detail.

"Um... I think you might have said something you shouldn't have again?"

Watson knew exactly how annoying Sherlock was.

There must be a reason why a woman kicks you off the bed!

"I simply summarized how long the first time lasted and how long she experienced that pleasurable state."

The second time was another question, and so on. In the end, they just asked her what her name was.

Who knew she would suddenly turn on me and kick me off the plane!

Watson looked at the person in front of him who was excitedly describing the details of last night, and couldn't help but sigh and think to himself: He deserved to be beaten.

"Sherlock, you two are already living together, and you don't even know Miss Brown's name? With your attitude, it's no wonder you got beaten up. You deserve it!"

Sherlock scoffed dismissively and retorted immediately.

"John, do you really think that Lilith, such an ordinary name, is her real name?"

I assure you, Lilith is definitely not her name, and she will react immediately when you call her Miss Brown.

But if you call her Lilith, it takes her a while to realize you're calling her.

After saying this, Sherlock turned to look at Tang Yu, a hint of provocation in his eyes.

"Lilith, are you going to tell me that you like this name?"

Tang Yu did not answer directly, but instead steadily placed the violin on her shoulder. She smiled slightly, a hint of cunning flashing in her eyes.

"Then why don't you try to guess my name from the music I play?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Tang Yu gently plucked the strings of her zither, and beautiful, melodious notes flowed out slowly, as if weaving a mysterious net in the air.

Upon hearing the piano music, Sherlock immediately sat down on the sofa, closed his eyes, and listened intently to the analysis.

Various complex codes and clues flashed through his mind as he tried to find clues about Tang Yu's real name from this unique zither music.

Watson, standing to the side, was dumbfounded as he watched the two of them finish arguing, one closing his eyes to play the violin and the other listening intently.

What's wrong with this world? Is he dreaming?

Are they arguing or showing affection?

Tang Yu gracefully stroked the body of the zither, and five different pieces flowed from her fingertips. When the last note fell, she gently placed the zither aside.