I Am an Emperor in a World of Mixed Anime

Lifting the covers, Yotsuya Miko also got out of bed and went out the door.

Arriving near the restroom, I frowned at the bright lights inside, and even heard the sound of running water.

Really.

Xiao Hua is still so careless.

Forgetting to turn off the lights is one thing, but not turning off the tap properly is just too wasteful, isn't it?

With a snap, the bathroom door opened.

Separated only by a frosted glass door, Akira Higashino subconsciously turned around, and Shizuya Hiratsuka instinctively tensed up, holding his breath.

Just as the two thought it was Xiaohua or Jianzi who came to use the restroom, they tacitly stopped fighting and waited for the other to leave.

There was another loud slam as the door slammed shut.

Yotsuya Miko pressed her body against the outside of the bathroom door, then slumped to the floor, covering her face with her hands, her eyes wide open, her pupils dilating.

Because of the size issue, the toilet and bathroom are actually in the same washroom, but a partition was installed, which is just a layer of frosted glass.

It's completely clear that there are people in the bathroom!

And there's more than one!

In addition, there were watermarks stuck to the frosted glass.

Seeing red date steamed buns late at night seems like too much carbohydrate!

No wonder Xiao Hua didn't say a word when she got back!

Yotsuya Miko puffed out her cheeks, feeling utterly embarrassed, and quickly fled the scene.

Back in my room, I crawled under the covers, pulled them over my head, and went to sleep, my mind filled with a groan of shame.

The meowing at home continues.

.........

"Boss, a group of cats came down from the mountain. They hiss at people and scared away all the visitors who came to make offerings here."

Gunma, a shrine dedicated to a local minor deity.

The woman, with her curved ram's horns on her head and a mature and charming figure, smiled slightly upon hearing this.

"Oh, a cat?"

"Is it a monster?"

The subordinate shook his head. "Reporting to the boss, no, they just look like slightly smarter ordinary kittens. But who knows if there are other guys behind them directing things?"

Hearing this, the woman confidently crossed her arms and said, "It's alright, I'll take action. A bunch of little kittens will run away as soon as I unleash my divine power. Even if there's a mastermind behind it, they should think twice before provoking us when they feel this pressure."

"But boss, what if they're specifically targeting us?"

"No buts. I have always been kind to people, so how could I possibly have enemies coming to my door?"

As the woman spoke, she indeed unleashed her divine power, then casually raised her chin, "Go, investigate further and report back."

Upon hearing this, the subordinate, who also had horns on his head, a half-human body, and legs mostly shaped like sheep hooves, could only obey and leave.

A little while later, she came running back anxiously.

"Reporting, Boss! Something terrible has happened! Another herd of deer has arrived at the foot of the mountain and is munching on the green belt everywhere. Along with those cats from before, they're running around in all directions. Moreover, they've been frightened by your divine power and are so scared that they've lost control of their bladder and bowels, defecating everywhere. Now the entire foot of the mountain smells terrible!"

Losing her temper, the woman clenched her fist and slammed it into the trunk of a large tree beside her, leaving a deep fist mark.

"Are you kidding me! Where did this deer come from?!"

"This isn't Nara!"

"Let the lambs go and drive them away!"

About ten minutes later, the subordinate, looking disheveled and reeking of animal excrement, came down from the mountain.

"Reporting to the boss, those cats and deer are in cahoots. They outnumber us and we have too few lambs to fight them!"

The woman angrily got up and walked down the mountain.

"This is outrageous!"

This was the first time she, the goddess of sheep, had been insulted like this!

It's disgusting! How dare a bunch of ordinary animals insult a deity, and in such a vile way? It's outrageous!

Such despicable methods suggest that the mastermind behind this is not a powerful figure.

She wants to make a name for herself and take this opportunity to intimidate those around her!

To prevent any random cat or deer from daring to disgust her in the future!

"Follow me into battle!"

The shrine's barrier gate was opened, and the sheep god stormed out of the barrier, only to be met head-on by a dense circle of unfamiliar deities who had been waiting for a long time. There were cats, deer, spiders, and skeletons...

There were simply too many to count at once.

Without any hesitation, and to the astonishment of everyone on the field and his subordinates, the Sheep God knelt down with unparalleled smoothness.

"Gentlemen, we are all in the same profession, so please give me some face and try not to resort to violence if possible. If I have in any way offended you, made enemies with you, or made you unhappy, please feel free to tell me, and I will correct it!"

Upon hearing this, Cat God scoffed dismissively.

"Weren't you looking quite aggressive when you came out just now?"

The elder sister, the Sheep Goddess, looked at the mischievous cat with the figure of a young girl and gave an awkward laugh. "I was just teasing you all, please don't take it to heart."

"If you have any instructions, please speak freely. I am a peace-loving goddess, and we can discuss anything."

Seeing the woman's aggrieved expression and her forced submission, Cat God felt incredibly satisfied!

A feeling of complete relaxation and comfort permeated my entire body.

It made her so happy that she started shaking on the spot.

That's it! That's it!

She was infected with this kind of virus before!

This is the feeling! So awesome!!!

Anyone with a malicious heart who has been caught in the rain knows that it is precisely because they have been caught in the rain that they want to tear other people's umbrellas as well.

If you don't let others experience the same situation as you, then wouldn't you be the only one who feels ashamed?

Among the gods who share this trait, there are many with this personality, who are keen to see their fellow beings suffer the same misfortune.

Fortunately, knowing that these guys were usually of high status and used to being carefree and difficult to control, Yunmeng specially sent a witch to accompany the team before the operation.

Miyamizu Mitsuha stepped forward and stopped the other gods from bullying this peace-loving person any longer.

"It's like this, we'd like to take a little of your time to introduce you to Lord Dongye, the chief deity of our Yunmeng pantheon, as well as his principles, the benefits and responsibilities of joining Yunmeng..."

"I'll join!" Without even hearing the rest, Sister Yang nodded sensibly, her eyes filled with a determination as if she were about to join the Party.

"Actually, I've been one of our own people in Yunmeng for a long time. I've admired the royal army for many years, and I've finally waited for you all!"

In fact, she had no idea what Yunmeng was.

But she knew that these dozens of colleagues had made a special trip to trick her out of the shrine, and it wasn't just for a simple introduction.

She's not bragging, but among dozens of her peers, she's absolutely unbeatable; it's a 50/50 chance.

If one of them makes a move, in five seconds, they can kill her five times!

This is no longer a case of two fists being no match for four hands, but rather a case of being no match for over a hundred hands!

Since I couldn't refuse, I had no choice but to join!

The Sheep God raised his head, calmly stood up, dusted off his knees, and revealed a gentle smile. "Fellow colleagues, I know there is also a Bear God in this area. Please follow me, and I will lead the way."

The gods: "..."

In a daze, everyone followed the limp sheep over several mountains and across several rivers, arriving at another place next to a temple deep in the mountains. It was an abandoned shrine roughly built using a natural cave as its main structure.

As the leader, Sheep God was the first to step to the front and loudly challenge, "Black devil, come out!"

As soon as the words were spoken, heavy, rumbling footsteps rapidly approached from inside the cave. Almost the instant the words were spoken, a giant bear, its body pitch black and its eyes bloodshot, charged out of the cave, stood upright, and roared angrily.

"What I hate most in my life is being called a black man!"

"Who! Who is it?!"

"Give me... um..."

Dozens of animals of various sizes and shapes skillfully formed an encirclement. The large black bear trapped in the middle froze, its eyelids twitched twice, and its eyes, which had turned bloodshot with anger, became visibly clear. Its size also shrank rapidly, returning to only slightly larger than its normal size.

"What's wrong with me?"

The sheep god, who was pretending to be powerful, stepped forward and looked at this annoying neighbor.

This guy has been swindling people for a long time. We've been neighbors for over a hundred years. Although we don't have any deep-seated hatred, we still harbor a lot of resentment. The reason we haven't retaliated before is simple: we can't beat him.

But now, she has connections.

If she has a powerful background but doesn't use it, then her background is wasted, and her so-called membership in the Yunmeng pantheon is also for nothing.

"Nothing much, I just think this title is quite fitting."

The big black bear knelt down silently, making muffled noises, not even daring to pick up the clothes that had fallen off its body.

Upon seeing this, the sheep god shouted a rebuke.

"Pick up the robe! I'm telling you, pick up the robe!"

"How can you be so disheveled in front of so many colleagues!"

The big black bear's face turned red, its nostrils flared with anger, and it was breathing heavily.

"I'll just pick it up!"

He quickly put on the robe he had stolen from the temple next door and glared angrily at the stinking sheep that was bullying the bear.

Miyamizu Mitsuha skillfully stepped forward and acted as a peacemaker to prevent the situation from escalating further.

We should avoid fighting if possible. If these deities are injured, they will have to return to the rear to recuperate, which will slow down everyone's progress in the war.