I Am an Emperor in a World of Mixed Anime

Fighting against those haters among Mai Sakurajima's fans.

Then, a rather abstract tweet quickly gained traction and was eventually pushed to him by big data. The content was mostly a complaint about why the characters in the gacha pool hadn't even had time to complete their storylines yet, but the background characters already had such complete character designs and storylines, including so many beautiful girls, who were ultimately taken by the unscrupulous harem god. It also complained that the game developers didn't know how to make games at all, and then expressed his liking for a certain character.

The account owner, according to the introduction, is a light novel author.

Without a second thought, Higashino Akira switched to the official account of the Yunmeng Shrine chief priest and replied: "Are we the only place in the entire Okumizome region with beautiful girls? There are so many characters in the gacha pool—lolis, mature women, innocent girls, cunning girls—why do you keep focusing on random characters?!"

"A shrine maiden is someone who serves the gods, someone who is destined to be the gods' wives. How dare you even seduce another man's wife?"

"Besides, is that what you call liking it?"

"You're just lusting after their bodies, you're despicable!"

After a period of fighting, Higashino Akira's attack power increased significantly, but his opponent was not to be underestimated either. He quickly changed his tune, saying that the game's developers were malicious and cruel to passerby characters by giving each good-looking passerby character a tragic background and childhood.

In response, Akira Higashino stated, "It is based on true experiences."

Finally, the other party awkwardly stated that it was a waste to treat such beautiful girl characters as background NPCs, and that the copywriting and plot design were a complete waste of their commercial value and character vitality. If more professional people were to write the plot copy, the game's popularity would definitely reach new heights.

Akira Higashino glanced at the other person's past works: "Do you really understand what 'all-ages games' means?"

Judging from this guy's past works and reputation, he's just a third-rate light novelist who only sells pornography. He might actually be a lewd middle-aged otaku in real life.

Akira Higashino included the beautiful girls from his own shrine in the game as a little Easter egg. Once the game became popular and boosted the tourism economy of Okumizome, it would give tourists visiting the shrine a sense of breaking down the dimensional barrier and the game coming to life, thus expanding the fame of Unmu Shrine. It wasn't for making money by selling sex scenes.

Ignore this guy who volunteered himself.

After the dinner party, Hongxia invited Boqi, who lived far away, to stay overnight, but Goto Ichiri, who was socially awkward, didn't dare to accept. In the end, she was led by the hand by Higashino Akira and walked into the night together.

Before she was ready to become an adult, Higashino Akira arranged for a driver to take her home. Before they parted, he reached out and pinched her cheek, making her close her eyes tightly and take a deep breath in a shy manner, silently cooperating.

I thought it would be another sweet, passionate kiss.

She even started to look forward to it.

The next second, it felt like something had been stuffed into her mouth. Goto Ichiri instinctively took a bite, and then a strong, sour sensation burst from her mouth. In an instant, saliva was secreted rapidly and uncontrollably. The sourness made her cute little face shrink into a ball.

"So sour..."

The girl opened her eyes and looked at her boyfriend with a pitiful expression.

This time, Higashino Akira actually kissed her, lowered his head and gave her a quick peck on her fair and adorable cheek, then turned around, got out of the car, and waved to her.

Goodbye, goodnight.

The vehicle continued on its way, carrying the lovely girl who was half sweet and half resentful, towards her home. It would probably be about an hour before she arrived.

Goto Ichiri's little complaints about her boyfriend didn't even last long.

If it weren't for the driver in the car who was always silent and aloof, making him seem unapproachable, and her excessive social anxiety, Tang might have burst out laughing.

But it's okay, she has a way!

The girl took out her phone, opened her Guitar Hero social media account, and after making some artistic modifications to what happened that day, posted it online, adding another brilliant stroke to her fabricated super-popular persona.

Previously, when she fabricated the story of having a boyfriend, she couldn't come up with much specific content due to a lack of material, and the fans' response was lukewarm.

But ever since they actually started dating, all the content they post about their relationship feels incredibly real and is super sweet. Suddenly, Guitar Hero's account gained a lot of casual fans who don't actually play guitar but are just here for the gossip and ship the couple, especially female fans.

Because, in Boqi's writing, she switched her personality and what she did to each other with Higashino Akira, so that her own character became a girl who was a bit cunning but also gentle and considerate, and extremely aggressive.

So, every time those little girl fans see the sweet little stories on her account about a cunning and mischievous female guitarist teasing her boyfriend, they instantly turn into groundhogs, screaming wildly and saying things like, "Sister is so great! Sister, kiss me! Sister, step on me!"

This time is no exception.

Seeing the exclamations and strange requests from fans under the latest tweet from her Guitar Hero account, Goto Ichiri finally couldn't hold back anymore. She quickly covered her mouth with her hand, squatted down between the back seat and the back of the front seat, curled up into a small ball, and let out a smug chuckle.

In the driver's seat, the Imperial Guard listened to the ghostly noise with a speechless expression. He glanced through the rearview mirror at the strangely shaped creature that had suddenly become grotesque and resembled everything except a human through the rearview mirror, and suddenly felt sad for his emperor's criteria for choosing a spouse and the future of the empire.

This world is so strange.

One moment it's a snake, the next it's liquid, then it transforms into an abstract Picasso painting—is this kind of being truly human?

While secretly enjoying herself, Guitar Hero selectively ignored the fact that her Guitar Hero account was known to others.

At the same time, back at his residence in Shimokitazawa, Akira Higashino looked at the new tweet from Guitar Hero that he was following on his phone. As the socially awkward, introverted, and gloomy male protagonist in a sweet romance novel written by Ichiri, he smiled nonchalantly and left a comment: "Does my sister need a boyfriend?", which then led the entire comment section astray.

Following this, a whole host of crazy literary works emerged, such as "Does the older sister need a girlfriend?", "Does the older sister need a puppy?", "Would the older sister mind having another puppy who can be a girlfriend?", "I want to be the guitar hero's dog", and "Draw your sword, there can only be one guitar hero's dog!"

It targets a modern internet user, who joins the group purchase instantly.

As for whether it's proper or not, or crazy or not, don't worry about it.

Meanwhile, in the Guitar Hero's lair, the Goto couple, waiting for their eldest daughter and troublesome older sister to return home, are looking at the content posted online from their eldest daughter's social media account with their youngest daughter, Ichiri. They immediately see through Ichiri's little trick, see the truth through the lies, and a relieved smile appears on their faces.

Although they didn't spend much time with that young man, the two elders had a very good first impression of him and their subsequent opinions of him.

After all, given her eldest daughter's unruly behavior, she could probably be coaxed into bed with a little coaxing. But the other party didn't do that. Instead, it seemed like they were really dating. They were trying to cultivate Ichiri's confidence and cheerfulness, and help her communicate with outsiders. The two had been together for so long, and the most intimate contact they had ever had was just a few kisses.

Frankly speaking, in today's superficial society, this kind of behavior is simply pure and innocent.

Unfortunately, I had previously learned from Ichiri that the other party seemed to have more than one girlfriend, but I don't know if this is true or not, and I can't ask Ichiri about it, lest I upset her who has finally made some progress.

This contradictory character, both innocent and passionate, made the two elders truly worried about their eldest daughter's romantic development.

Meanwhile, in the three-person group chat after the band ended, the three girls tacitly discussed the latest tweet from Guitar Hero, enthusiastically talking about the progress of her relationship with Higashino, and occasionally throwing out a compliment like "kawaii..." to their guitarist.

Only Ichiri Goto herself was unaware that almost everyone in her limited social circle knew that she was actually the guitar hero.

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Night, at Shimokitazawa.

When Akira Higashino returned home, he took a shower and went to the living room. He sat on the sofa, with a cup of hot tea on the coffee table in front of him, a few wisps of steam rising from it.

A female ghost dressed in a gorgeous courtesan's outfit knelt beside him, obediently resting her small face on his thigh, looking up at him with adoring eyes.

On the other side, a woman with long black hair casually draped over her shoulders, dressed in white and without makeup, was respectfully reporting her work progress to her master in a gentle voice.

Those evil spirits that possessed human bodies and infiltrated the Yunmeng Group have completely become dead ghosts.

That's right, it was Higashino Akira who personally dispatched his two most capable and skilled subordinates to carry out the attack. Offending His Majesty and thinking you can just run away? There's no way you can get away with that.

The reason for not taking action at first was simply to avoid killing someone on territory infiltrated by one of their own, thus preventing them from having leverage against them.

Do you really think he's some kind of pushover with no temper?

Akira Higashino doesn't hold grudges, so once he sees an enemy making a move, he doesn't let the enmity linger overnight; he retaliates that very day.

Or should we keep it for the New Year?

Those guys didn't look like any big shots; they were just a bunch of small fry. They couldn't possibly catch any big fish.

Moreover, since the new system mission began, he has realized that he has embarked on a path where he is an enemy of the world. It no longer matters where the masterminds behind the scenes who hide and cause trouble by possessing bodies are.

They'll all come to blows sooner or later anyway. Whether it's them or any other being, as long as they're on their own territory, those who don't submit will die, and those with a deep-seated grudge will also die.

Using his spiritual power, he retrieved a small clump of purified, condensed faith power from the divine realm and divided it into two portions.

He gently patted the courtesan who was lying obediently on his lap, his hand passing through her shoulder and landing on her chest. He couldn't touch anything, only a faint chill and a tingling sensation like static electricity. After all, she was just an evil spirit without a physical form.

The other party was, after all, an experienced courtesan with a keen ability to read people. She obediently leaned closer, opened her small mouth, and parted her delicate lips slightly to reveal her pink mouth, her eyes filled with seductive charm.

Beside him, the older female evil spirit from City H looked at this frivolous colleague with a cold expression.

"Bring a cup to take it."

Higashino Akira spoke somewhat speechlessly, looking at the charming and alluring courtesan who was leaning close to him with a hint of disdain.

On one hand, she is just a spirit, visible but intangible; on the other hand, she is also a bio-matrix. Don't be fooled by Higashino Akira's many romantic relationships, even including urban legends, he is also picky about what he eats.

For a moment, the courtesan's face stiffened, her teeth itching with anger. She turned her back, her expression twisted, and she picked up two teacups from the coffee table with gritted teeth. In an instant, she switched to a respectful face and handed them over.

Higashino Akira didn't care whether she had rebellious feelings or not. He had subdued her and forcibly incorporated her into his organization. As long as she couldn't beat him and couldn't break free from his imperial decree, she wouldn't have a chance to betray him. Besides, the more salary the court received, the harder it was to break free.

The two capable assistants each drank a cup of incense and faith that had been burning for 26 years. They tilted their heads back and drank it down. They immediately felt refreshed, their cheeks flushed, their minds clear, and wisps of ominous aura emanated from their bodies. Their spiritual bodies became even purer and more stable.

"Thank you, sir..."

The older sister next to me still had such a gentle voice, and her polite and dignified manner was very comforting.

Akira Higashino is no exception; all you can say is how wonderful a gentle older sister is—those who have experienced it know.

"This is your bonus for this operation; it will not affect your monthly salary payment."

The courtesan on the other side twitched her eye and coldly looked at this bitch. She thought, "He's already a dead ghost, why is he still pretending to be gentle? If he were really gentle, he wouldn't be so obsessed that he's become a ghost and still refuses to leave, forcibly lingering in the world."

Green tea bitch, ptooey!

A phone rang, and before Higashino Akira could answer, a figure appeared out of thin air in the room.

It is a children's doll named Miss Mary with a loli-like body type.

Upon seeing the other party, Higashino Akira, after all, still had some sense of shame and cared about his personal image, so he waved his hand, signaling the two top henchmen to step back.

Once he and Little Mary were alone in the room, he beckoned her over, then picked up the blushing, shy Miss Mary and sat her on his lap.

"Insolent! Frivolous! Lolicon!"

"What lolicon? I just happen to like loli-type figures. The ages of urban legends can't be compared to those of humans."

I like it! ! ?

As a character born from a ghost story, Little Mary, who was abandoned and sought revenge on her original owner through spirit communication, had a heart that was originally as sensitive and huddled together as a hedgehog, full of aggressive defenses. However, this sincere and straightforward confession completely broke down her defenses.

She felt weak all over, her face flushed, and she muttered under her breath, "Pervert..."

"Little Mary's way of swearing is like she's being coquettish, so cute."

"Waaah..."

Seeing the adorable sight of the doll-like girl blushing and whimpering, Akira Higashino smiled.

Urban legends? That's easy to handle.

She still suffered from a lack of experience.

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P.S.: I got carried away while writing and forgot to break it down into chapters. I'll post both chapters together, totaling 4,000 words.

Chapter 136 Mitsuha's bed is so soft!

"I've already made the arrangements. Besides the Slit-Mouthed Woman, there's also Hanako and the Human-Faced Dog, all of which are well-known urban legends."

Miss Mary's voice sounded soft, as if she were recalling some unpleasant memory, and she seemed to be remembering something unpleasant.