Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

“Slytherin, laugh at me loudly! If one day I survive by luck, I will stand at a height that you cannot look up to in this life. Then I hope you will remember the joy I brought you today! ”

“Ravenclaw, you don’t have to take my to heart. Knowledge may be more important to you, but in your lazy ocean of knowledge, it is absolutely impossible to give birth to a true powerhouse! ”

“Hufflepuff, watch me quietly, your honesty and fidelity were the noble qualities I expected, but I was destined to leave it behind!”

“Gryffindor…. The academy I chose, you think I’m a megalomaniac, you think I’m just a momentary passion, but for this trivial dream, I have nothing to fear! ”

“his Sorting Hat! I’m going to Gryffindor! ”

After finishing his speech in one breath, Joshua threw the sorting hat onto the three-legged stool.

He smiled knowingly, not just because the system prompted the task to be completed, perhaps…. He also longed for this kind of scene that everyone admired, right?

Everyone present was silent, and Joshua appeared in front of the stage.

The air froze for a few seconds, and then there was a sparse applause in the dining room, mostly from Gryffindor House, especially from Harry-Weasley’s small circle.

“Joshua Joestar!” Manifestation before people certainly comes at a price, “You all… What are you thinking?! I never… I have never seen such a bold (thick) big (Yan) bag (none) heavenly (shame) person! ”

Professor McGonagall’s rant was comparable to the roaring letter sent to Ron by Mrs. Revesley of HP that Joshua had read, and it was hard to imagine that an old woman over seventy could have such astonishing strength.

Joshua smiled wryly and turned around, pressing down his hands in the hope of dissipating the woman’s breath. “Well… Professor McGonagall, don’t be angry, I don’t think I can get fired for this mistake, right? Or are you unwilling to accept me as a student? ”

Professor McGonagall stared at him deadly, “Of course not! As a little wizard who hasn’t even learned the most basic spells, you can be bold enough to say those words… Maybe you’re really fit to be a Gryffindor. But the same! There is a noise in the hall, you want…”

“Then I accept!” Joshua quickly spoke, “Since you have shown mercy, what can I do to resist?” There is his rule system in school, and I don’t want to break these things now…. But I wish I could go back to my academy now, after all, there are already a lot of people waiting to eat, aren’t I? ”

Professor McGonagall turned back helplessly, hoping that Principal Deng would give her some advice.

However, Dumbledore didn’t care that a newborn calf called him by name, and his cloudy eyes behind the half-crescent lenses flashed with kindness, he just smiled and nodded, signaling to hand over the disposition to Professor McGonagall.

“Oh… Well, that’s it, you go to Gryffindor and take a seat… But you remember for me! Forget it today, tomorrow! After the official start of school, go to Mr. Filch in the evening to receive punishment! For a week! ”

Is this considered the teaching director dumping the naughty child to the janitor to teach?

Joshua subconsciously shrugged his shoulders and found a certain thin man who was close to balding on the classroom table behind him, the janitor who was watching Joshua with the eyes of a predator looking at his prey.

Joshua didn’t care, bowed slightly to Filch, and then dashed to his seat, which shocked the janitor, could this little rabbit cub who looked like a prickly head be a good boy who knew how to be polite?

But the gatekeeper’s crankiness didn’t interfere with Joshua, and now he was sitting between Harry and Ron, receiving the praise the victor deserved.

“Hey! Buddy! You’re pretty cool! I never imagined that I could make a statement like that on that! A red-haired boy patted Joshua’s shoulder vigorously.

Then another boy who looked exactly like him also spoke, “Oh, don’t care about George~ he always has this strange thought.” By the way, my name is Fred, Ron has already told us about you, I think it’s cool to be brought to school by Professor McGonagall! ”

“Then don’t you think the same as mine?! It’s all weird! George, the first boy to speak, confronted his twin brother, and Fred was also weak and began an intimate brotherly interaction with him.

“Hmm… Don’t you care, they’re such people…” Ron, who was sitting next to Joshua, touched his nose, and there were two living brothers who were really flustered.