Bleach-Stir Up

In the small living room, the shadows of the three Kotōmi flickered with the swaying candlelight, and the three of them stared at the things on hand with their breath, if anyone else was around, maybe It's hard to believe that the three with swords drawn and bows bent will be old friends who have reunited after a long time.

"A pair of Aes!"

"I want, I'm sorry,,," Kotōmi secretly glanced at Yoruichi but met the bad eyes of the other party, and immediately bowed his head to avoid Yoruichi. Looking at the poker cards in his hand, he now really regrets teaching Yoruichi to fight the landlords.

This kind of game they played when they were really bored at Shin'ō Academy. Once one party'forgets' that he is an ordinary person in the game, this game will be endowed with superpowers. It becomes extremely boring.

And if there is only one person who can use superpowers, it will become a unilateral massacre, and it will be pure torment for the remaining two people.

For example, now, the dealer Yoruichi can complete the positioning and sorting of all the cards in two shuffles, and then arrange him and Urahara clearly, and finally bomb the deck with one hand. Way to humiliate them!

Blocking the largest card in his hand that does not exceed J, Kotōmi glanced at Urahara, who was browsing tightly frowns on the left, and it seemed that the brother couldn't help it.

"Aiya! I don't seem to be able to afford it too!" Urahara touched the back of his head, suddenly realized, "Go ahead!"

"I can't stand it! "After throwing the card in his hand, Kotōmi closed his eyes and looked like he was about to kill him, and said to Yoruichi, "Have fun!"

"Oh? This is what you asked for. "Yoruichi's mouth raised slightly, and his hands and fist knuckles ka ka creaked, "Then I will grudgingly fulfill your wish."

"Ah!"

" I like cultivation! I don’t think your bones are too hard!"

"It’s not me! It hurts!!!"

A cruel "domestic violence" is being staged, Urahara helps He stared at the playing cards with his chin, as if all this had nothing to do with him.

"This card really can't be played, Shinuchi can't."

……

"Actually, I have always been in dire straits in Hueco Mundo. I am very incomparable. I miss my hometown and my wife who has never been in my hometown. That beautiful picture often turns into tears across my profile..."

"Skip this paragraph, just read your guarantee! "

Hearing Yoruichi's words, Kotōmi nodded, after just a'friendly' communication, he and Yoruichi reached a preliminary settlement. For Urahara to let him come back through the pendant, since Yoruichi has happened It will no longer be held accountable.

But such a thing must never happen a second time! Even if there is something, it shouldn’t be Urahara, but her as a wife! As a result, Kotōmi's letter of guarantee came into being.

"I promise, once something happens to communicate with Yoruichi immediately, there will be no secrets between me and her!"

"I promise, I will deal with the'old bastard' in Yoruichi's mouth. The'green old thief' of my in mind bravely challenged him. This is not about right or wrong but a condemnation of his behavior! Of course it may not be beaten, but it has nothing to do with victory or defeat, but an attitude!"

Yoruichi suppressed the smile not to show it on her face, and said with a thick voice: "You only need to express your attitude, and you don't have to force it." Although the fist marks on Kotōmi's face are her masterpieces But this is not inconsistent with her distressed Kotōmi.

Respectfully hand in the guarantee letter to Yoruichi. This is considered to be an understanding. At this moment, as long as they are still willing to communicate with each other, there will be no bond between them. Any reason will break apart.

"It seems that we have not had any points yet, so we can talk about business. Kotōmi, don't look at me with such a grudge, what you have done is indeed excessive."

Kotōmi looked at Urahara heavily sighed, this guy really had a deal with Yoruichi before he came. And he doesn't know how Yoruichi punishes Urahara. Maybe the merits and demerits are equal to each other?

And to disgust him by playing cards, it must be the suggestion of the smiling face and squinting eyes.

"Thank you for making me deeply aware of my mistake." Kotōmi stretched out his index finger to move back and forth on Urahara and Yoruichi, "But I want to know why you two appeared in Human World?"

"I thought you were really not surprised at this." Urahara laughed and continued: "Yoruichi and I are now sinners of the Soul Society, and all of this originated fifty-two years ago. It’s not surprising that Kotōmi is really strange to Urahara, but it also went beyond Kotōmi’s expectations. It has been fifty-two years since Urahara and the others fled to Human World!

When he left Urahara with the pendant, he thought that the other party would contact him immediately after the Soul disappearance incident, but he didn’t expect Urahara to be so tolerant. It took 52 years to contact him. he.

And time passed so long, then..., a terrifying memory suddenly appeared in his mind.

"What about Kaien?! What's wrong with him now!" Kotōmi asked subconsciously, he couldn't remember when Kaien passed away. Could it be that Urahara came to him this time because Kaien was already dead?

"Kaien? That kid is now Lieutenant,,, oh! I was married some time ago, and then,,, it’s all right." Yoruichi thought for a while and made sure that he didn’t miss the important thing. Afterwards, he continued: "Why did you ask him suddenly?"

Kotōmi was relaxed at first when he heard this, the brash-mouthed kid, he didn't want to hear the death of the other party as soon as he came back.

Because of the momentary urgency, he also had unnecessary troubles. Whether it was Yoruichi, who was looking at him with a look of confusion, or Urahara, who was holding his head with interest, he knew that he had to give the other party a reasonable explanation. .

"Because he is not here, I am afraid that something will happen to him. According to the character of that kid, he wouldn't look at you as sinners but do nothing. I thought he was already..." Kotōmi smiled bitterly, as if he couldn't speak the last two words.

"Don't worry, that kid is a real man now." Yoruichi patted Kotōmi's arm, said softly: "He can protect himself and the people around him."

"But stabilizing the man, it wastes a lot of our work." Urahara's jokes naturally caught Yoruichi's eye, but he shrugged and didn't care. It was the way it was.

"Why, it seems that what happened to you is rather bizarre?" Kotōmi glanced at Urahara and then continued: "If the truth is already clear, I don't think Kaien will give it up."

Urahara shook the head with a smile. Kotōmi was wrong on this point. It's just that if you haven't personally experienced something like that, how can you know the outrageous truth?

"The thing itself is not bizarre, but its truth is the most bizarre, provided that you believe what I say next, Kotōmi."