Bleach-Stir Up

Urahara's living room is not small, but suddenly nine people visit it, and it still looks a bit crowded for a while. The head is a young man with yellow ears and hair. It is not difficult to know whether it is his expression or what he just said. He is very unhappy now.

I was called out in the middle of the night and wasted the perfect time for hair care. Of course, Hirako Shinji was not very happy.

With a glance, is this the person Urahara called? Chōzuka Kotōmi, this person who has disappeared for almost a hundred years because of cultivation, is really nothing new when he is called.

I just raised my hand to say hello to Kotōmi, but someone rushed out before him, waving a hand on Kotōmi's expressionless face.

"long time no see, Chōchō -kun!" Kuna Mashiro didn't respond when seeing Kotōmi, and patted his face twice, "Are you asleep?!"

Don't answer! Absolutely not! Kotōmi in the heart keeps telling himself that with Kuna's temperament that you say a few words back and forth, he wants to end the shameful nickname as soon as possible. There is no other way but to pretend to be dead.

"I was hungry for a day and was going to have a big meal at your wedding with Yoruichi, but you suddenly disappeared and made me hungry for a day! You have to make up for me, you know Chōchō- Kun."

"And do you know that your team membership was expelled? I certainly don't know, I will tell you slowly."

"..."

After being tortured for almost 3 minutes, Kuna Mashiro, a little sparrow with excess energy, quieted down. Of course, this is all the credit of her Captain Muguruma Kensei. If she is to be so embarrassed, it will be all business. No need to talk!

"Well, we can continue with the topic just now." Hirako rubbed his eyebrows, and he was also given a headache by Kuna Mashiro. "By the way, what did you just want me to say?"

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"Aizen Sōsuke, I heard it is your Lieutenant." After Kotōmi reminded him in a low voice, Hirako suddenly realized, and his right hand snapped his fingers, "As shown in the picture, it looks approachable, but you just need to know that he is an asshole. That's it!"

The right hand slapped back heavily and hit the air, Hirako turned his head slowly, "Where is my picture?" Hiyori, who was carrying a blueprint on his back, was found, and Hirako continued: " Shouldn't you open the picture behind you now?!"

"Please, shouldn't others have more formal words? For example,'please' and'please'."

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"This is an order, an order! Besides, didn't I say everything before I came?! What can I ask now!"

"Who cares when you were talking to yourself? What is it, bald Hirako!"

"..."

Are they acting in sketches? Kotōmi couldn't help thinking.

Original 3rd Division Captain Ōtoribashi Rōjūrō, 5th Division Captain Hirako Shinji, 7th Division Captain Aikawa Love. 8th Division Lieutenant Yadoumaru Lisa, 9th Division Captain Muguruma Kensei and Lieutenant Kuna Mashiro, 12th Division Lieutenant Sarugaki Hiyori, Kidō Vice-Chief Ushōda Hachigen.

A luxurious sketch team composed of five Captain Ranks and three Lieutenant Rank Shinigami, may not be the most funny, but it is definitely the best!

In addition, Yoruichi, Urahara and Tsukabishi Tessai who occasionally participated in guest appearances are seven Captains, which can be regarded as half of Gotei 13.

It is theoretically possible for this lineup to counter-attack Soul Society, but at this moment, you are obsessed with comedy performances and cannot extricate yourself? I don’t know why, the ancient famous phrase “business women don’t know the hatred of subjugation of the country, sing the flowers of the backyard across the river” suddenly rise in the mind!

Brother sisters, what about your unwillingness and hatred? ! Be serious!

A few minutes later, Kotōmi looked at the rich blueprint and finally realized that Hirako and the others did not forget their hatred.

"Aizen Sōsuke, Tōsen Kaname, and Ichimaru Gin, these are the people who can be sure of directly participating in the incident that year. Remember their faces."

" Wait a minute!" Kotōmi reached out and stopped Hirako. Then, Ichimaru Gin, who is like a fox, wanted to emphasize his small eyes, and he could accept it.

The other one, who caused him to play with the Conan crew next door, probably wanted to express Tōsen Kaname's dark skin, and he could barely endure it.

But what exactly is this last portrait made up of messy lines, full of post-modern abstract style? No, in the strict sense, there is no human figure anymore. If it weren't for the name "Aizen Sōsuke", Kotōmi would never associate this thing with people, especially people like Aizen.

"Is there any more,,, realistic portraits, such a face is a bit hard to remember," Kotōmi said, looking at Hirako expectantly. I saw the other party waved his hand, "This is not the key, you just need to remember their name."

"And what I am going to say now is the key. For Aizen, you have to establish a consciousness. That is, he does exist, but you may never touch him." Hirako said, moving his finger to another part of the blueprint, "The reason is his Zanpakutō-Kyōka Suigetsu, whose power is Kanzen Saimin !"

According to Hirako’s account, due to Kanzen Saimin’s ability, he mistook another person for Aizen within a month, and did not find a trace of anomaly. This is what he thought fifty-two years ago. The biggest reason for being secretly calculated.

"Although I don’t understand what Kanzen Saimin’s ability is, according to my inference, at least he can control the opponent’s vision, hearing, smell, and Reiatsu Perception, so that the enemy is placed in an illusory world. I don’t know."

Hirako's inference of Kyōka Suigetsu can be said to have been pretty close, and Kotōmi can also see that even though he has tens of thousands of disdain for Aizen on the surface, he actually holds Aizen. Very high guard and respect, respect for the enemy.

But this is inevitable.

Kotōmi is also listening carefully. Although he knows Aizen and Kyōka Suigetsu better than everyone present, Kanzen Saimin cannot understand its horror without personal experience.

Aizen said in the previous life that even if you are aware of the fact of being hypnotized, you still cannot resist. People who have been in Kyōka Suigetsu are like being in the world of Chu Sect. You think you have found the door, but who knows if there is another bigger show after daoist sect?

A smiling acquaintance may use a sharp blade through your heart in the next second, while the devil is whispering in your ear but you don't know it. Everything around is real, but it may also be Hollow fake. If you want to be safe, it seems that there is no other way but to stay away from everything. Can you only believe in yourself? No, it is you who deceived you.

This kind of feeling is merely expressed in words, which is enough to make people feel heavy.

In addition, since there have been people who follow Aizen, considering Kanzen Saimin, whether there are any coordinators other than Ichimaru Gin and Tōsen Kaname are also worthy of guarding, especially when they testified. The Captain Rank character of.

"So this trip back to Seireitei, you may encounter many unknown dangers." Hirako looked at Kotōmi solemnly, "but everything is for you, Kotōmi!"

"I understand the general situation. It is no problem for me to return to Seireitei, but...," Kotōmi sighed, looked at Urahara and then grabbed Hirako, who seemed to be in Tuogu, helplessly said: "You have to tell me What do I need to do after I go back? I tear up the Aizen and prove your innocence?!"

As soon as this was said, the scene was very embarrassing.

After a long time, it was explaining and sensational. As a result, Kotōmi didn't know what he was going to do? ! Hirako glanced at Urahara, what are you doing!

"Cough!" Urahara lightly coughed, and explained to Kotōmi that he was calling him. It was indeed his job, but it was too late for a card to play.

But it’s not critical. If you know the details and talk about the task, maybe Kotōmi can be more confident!

"We are sinners. This is the truth for Seireitei, and it cannot be changed."

"I remember before that I had achieved certain Is the result, Kotōmi?" Seeing Kotōmi nodded, Urahara raised a finger and continued: "That is what you need to protect when you go back. I call it Hōgyoku."

According to Urahara’s explanation, Hōgyoku is one It is a substance that can break the boundary between Shinigami and Hollow, so that Shinigami's Soul can break through its own limit, and he originally wanted to eliminate the Hollowfication from Hirako and the others, relying on it.

"When facing Aizen at the time, he seemed to know from his words that I was also working on Soul strengthening." Urahara frowned and said, "After waking up Urahara and the others, I also knew that at the time. Aizen is not forced to retreat by me, but wants to know where my research has reached!"

After understanding this, Urahara said that he is in Human World, but from time to time, Yoruichi will return to Soul Society. , Grasp Aizen's next move while ensuring concealment, because he is afraid that Aizen will have thoughts about Hōgyoku if his research is not smooth.

"And ten years ago, I learned that some special Hollows appeared in Soul Society and Human World. I know that Aizen's research has officially entered the first stage of Hollow's Shinigamification."

Hollow is originally a creature based on instincts. Even the Captain Rank Shinigami, who is stronger in Soul, is extremely difficult to completely resist the loss of sanity caused by Hollowfication. In Urahara's view, this is not the right way.

Of course, Hollow's Shinigamification is the same. It and Hollowfication are two paths, and there is no way to decide a clear winner.

As a result, Urahara realized that Aizen's research had reached a dead end after all, and the other party seemed to have never given up the idea of ​​looking for them.

"With Kanzen Saimin's ability, as long as we find us who live in Human World, it is not difficult for Aizen to take Hōgyoku away, so we made a bold decision , Is to hide Hōgyoku back into the Soul Society!"

The most dangerous place is the safest place. Who would have thought that even Urahara would put such an important thing as Hōgyoku in the Soul Society. What about Soul Society you are concerned about?

With this idea, he sealed Hōgyoku in the Soul of a strange girl named Rukia in Rukongai by special means. This is different from simply putting it in the body. Even if the girl died Spirit Physique and collapsed, Hōgyoku could protect her Soul and reincarnate in the Soul Society again.

This is not something that can be taken out by simply finding her and killing her. There is no means to break Soul directly in an instant, it is impossible to take out the Hōgyoku in Rukia Soul.

"Until now, we try our best to ensure that we don’t get involved with her, even Kaien and the others who are in contact with us, don’t know how special she is, because the only way to find her is directly Or indirectly contact us."

Urahara said, frowning more tightly, "But all this has changed because of one thing, something I didn't expect!"

The matter has to go back to six years ago, when Kuchiki Byakuya, the next head of Kuchiki Clan, turned against the crowd and married a commoner from Rukongai as his wife. This caused quite a stir in Seireitei.

This kind of thing won’t cause Urahara’s attention except for the emotional sentence “This is love”. Until last year, Byakuya’s beloved wife Kuchiki Hisana died of a serious illness, and at this time he brought Hōgyoku’s The girl passed the exam and became a freshman in Shin'ō Academy.

These two seemingly unrelated things are actually related because of the girl’s looks. After the girl who looks like Hisana was discovered by Byakuya, she turned into Phoenix and became Kuchiki Clan and became Substitute Patriarch Kuchiki. Byakuya's younger sister!

"Four Noble Families, especially Kuchiki Clan, who values ​​the glory of the nobility, it is unprecedented to absorb common people to become family members." Urahara said, suddenly remembering that the people who almost became'Shihōin Kotōmi' before him seemed to be too. In this way, I added: "Your situation is more special, and the associations it caused are different from this."

If Kotōmi is because of Yamamoto standing behind him, and his own outstanding strength, he has become a superfluous person. . So it's hard to figure out how this backgroundless Rukia was named Kuchiki, just because of patriarch's longing for his deceased wife? It is a bit lacking in persuasiveness.

"As Yoruichi of the Substitute Patriarch as Shihōin, it was almost a well-known thing to have a good relationship with Byakuya when he was young, and it was so simple to enter Kuchiki Clan, which was a lot of thought." Urahara said. Rubbed the temple, "and what happened after that is completely beyond my control."

After entering Kuchiki Clan, Rukia quickly graduated from Shin'ō Academy and entered Gotei 13 After all, Kuchiki Clan has never had a precedent for learning with a group of civilians in Shin'ō Academy.

The strange thing is that Byakuya didn't put her in the 6th Division and stay with him. Instead, she was arranged to enter the 13th Division, as if she disliked her very much.

"Kaien, now is the Lieutenant of the 13th Division, and because of Ukitake's body, he is responsible for most of the 13th Division's affairs." Urahara paused, then took a deep breath and continued: "He In the 13th Division, it is equivalent to Captain..."

Speaking of which, it is already very clear. If Byakuya’s intervention may be unexpected, then Kaien’s addition is from the perspective of Aizen. At least it is certain that Rukia and Yoruichi are related, and it is clear who Yoruichi is with now.

"So at such a point in time, let me return to Seireitei." Kotōmi laughed, "The water will become muddy."

"Then let it muddy, the more The more muddy the better!" Urahara tone barely fell and Hirako's voice sounded immediately, "Of course, it seems that you have to stop by accident. Then we have to practice hard."

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"What is your expression? I'm afraid Aizen can't think you have seen us?!"

"Your eyes are small, but you can still see, right? Right? , Then why do you think Ichimaru Gin can’t see you covering your eyes!"

"Remember, you shouldn’t know Aizen at this time. Don’t keep your eyes floating on us, even if Tōsen Kaname is a blind, but he can feel it too!"

"……"

In the next few days, Hirako and the others have been training Kotōmi wearing various masks His acting skills try to make Kotōmi respond naturally to Aizen and the others even when he knows everything.

However, this student does not seem to have a spirituality, which gives them a lot of headaches.

And Kotōmi said that I, an old drama player who has been acting since I was a child, can’t help but laugh. Do you know how excessive the face is on your face? ! Is that a face that humans can grow!

Thanks to this wonderful training, Kotōmi’s laughter has an unprecedented breakthrough, and the day of his separation from Urahara and the others has arrived.

"Be careful over there, and visit Kūkaku for me occasionally!"

"I understand, you also remember to me, from cat to human There must be clothes on the side!" Kotōmi pointed to Yoruichi angrily roared, who is an old man anyway, even if there is no husband and wife, you should pay attention!

"Everything is up to you, Kotōmi, we will exchange information if we have the opportunity to come to Human World."

After making an ok gesture to Urahara, Kotōmi walked in and prepared Among the good Senkaimon, it disappeared from Urahara and the others.

"Aren't you afraid that he will take Hōgyoku into his own hands? A man who can give up the position of Captain and leave his wife to go for cultivation for more than 70 years, I don't believe he has no pursuit of strength." Hirako asked Urahara next to him in a low voice: "Tell him everything, do you trust him that way?"

"Of course I trust him. After all, when talking about Hōgyoku, Kotōmi didn't pay much attention to it. There are many ways to pursue power. Maybe he has found his own way? A more correct path than Hōgyoku." Urahara said, suddenly thinking that Kotōmi was worried about Kaien's appearance, "Besides, even for us Out of breath, he won't try to plot Hōgyoku."

"But..." Before Hirako finished speaking, Urahara interrupted him, "There is nothing to do without it."

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"Yoruichi and I know Kotōmi's abilities very well, and Captain-Commander Yamamoto's attention. Only because he is impossible to capture Hōgyoku silently, he knows it very well!" Urahara said, erecting a stick. Index finger, "In this case, Kotōmi's only option is to cooperate with Aizen and use Kanzen Saimin's ability to achieve this goal."

"Do you think this is possible?" Hirako replied with a wry smile Unexpectedly, Urahara shook his head, pressed his hat down and said in a low voice: "Such probability does exist, but you better pray that it never happens, Mr. Hirako."

"Not only as our friend, It would be too sad if a person who could cause widespread unrest in Hueco Mundo becomes an enemy."