Bleach System Within Bleach

Shinji: "Oi oi who the hell caused his Reiatsu to spike here that much..."

Lisa: "Who knows.... what i do know is that... xmmm?? he vanished??"

Lisa and Shinji were baffled where the hell he vanished into it?? they looked left and right trying to strain their senses as much as possible but nothing....

At that moment 2 hands appeared quietly behind of Lisa with one hand hugged her from her waist towards her belly and the other over her right shoulder towards gripping her boobs...

Sora's figure appeared then from behind and whispered in her left ear.....

Sora: "Hey beauty..... can i buy you a drink.....???"

Lisa froze all that happened in the span of 1 second.... she instantly felt someone hugging her and groping her right breast as she heard the Question.....

She froze so much she thought she will die..... at that moment when Shinji heard the first word... he turned towards her and saw Sora behind Lisa....

Shinji: "Damn you let her go!!!!"

Shinji yelled and kicked at the direction of Sora.... and as he did he awakened Lisa who ducked her head making the kick go straight for Sora's head....

Having no choice... he pinched her nipple as he reluctantly let her go as he taked a few steps behind avoiding, in the end, the Kick.....

Sora: "Hey hey asshole what's the big deal.... would you like someone to kick you in your face???"

Shinji and Lisa had used Shunpo with their special made Gigai and appeared a few meters away from him.... Lisa was holding the spot he pinched and before they could say anything they heard him raging.....

Shinji: "Shut up.... Jackass... you tried to kill her now didn't ya"

Sora: "Huh?? if wanted to kill someone that would have been your shitting blond hair... why should i kill a girl i want to buy a drink to her??"

Shinji: "You motherfucker!!!! that's my natural colour!!!!"

Sora: "Ehhh is that so.... you're mistaken probably someone took a dump in your head or peed at you.... that's how you changed colours...."

Shinji: "You're looking for a beating....."

Sora: "Bring it, bitch!!!"

Sora: "Then i'll have all the time of the world with her for a date!!!!"

Lisa: "Ummmm..... "

Shinji: "Beat it Lisa!!! wait till i chop him up will ya...."

Lisa: "Ermmmmm... guys...."

Sora: "Beauty wait a bit till i kill this shitdog....."

Shinji brought out his sword hidden by a Kido and drew it..... Sora also drew his own and both charged at the same time.....

Just as they were about to reach on each other's head....

Lisa: "Smash : Haguro Tonbo"

Lisa performed her Shikai and thrust it vertically in a single line between their faces....

Sora and Shinji's face crashed on the cold metal of her Shikai one for each side of the spear....

Shinji: "What are you doing Lisa let me kill this punk...."

Sora: "Ouch my face.... what are you doing Beauty let me kill this shithead..."

Lisa: "That's for ignoring me.... furthermore.... while i'm flattered being called beauty..... you're not my type....."

Shock run through Sora's body... type type type.... i'm not her type.....

Lisa: "On the other hand Shinji you do look like someone took a dump on your head....."

Shinji: "Ahhh... that was harsh...."

Both of them cradled their selves and started murmuring in the air...

Shinji: "That's my colour..."

Sora: "Why i'm not her type...."