Campus belle's cultivation master

Eggs lie quietly in the palm, light pink skin, but also a touch of warmth.

Lin Yu looked straight at him. He could not express his funny expression. One second, two seconds, three seconds

If he didn't reach out at the right time and catch it correctly, the egg would undoubtedly hit him on the head.

Even if who wants to plot against him, the half step congenital master, to throw eggs at high altitude? That's bullshit, isn't it!

"Why don't you go, sir?"

"Drive, it's freezing to death..."

Shen Feili and real moon liangko yelled with dissatisfaction and looked at him with a pretty face full of confusion

"What do you have in your hand?"

Lin Yu's face was also muddled, and he replied: "one... One egg..."

"What?"

"An egg, an egg."

The two young girls climbed up the front seats, stretched out their round heads and looked at Lin Yu's palms with their eyes penetrating through the dark night

"Why? It's really an egg. What kind of egg is this? egg? "Raw, cooked?"

Shen Feili and masuko looked at each other. After a moment of consternation, they giggled and burst into a group

"There are too many bad things to do. God throws you rotten eggs..."

"Ha ha ha ha, how can this happen? There is a plane passing by somewhere? But I didn't hear the plane either... "

The two of them were laughing. A sharp sound came from the sky again, followed by a dull sound of "bang". Something was firmly smashed on the top of the car, making the iron sheet on the surface sunken.

"Ah The two young girls were so frightened that they screamed and cried, "what's falling down again?"

Lin Yu pulled the corner of his mouth and glanced sideways. It can be seen that there is a piece of pie in the depression of the roof sheet

The corner of his eyes twitched slightly. He raised his face and stared at the dark sky. He took a deep breath: "it's too much..."

First throw the egg, then throw the pie, and after a while, it's estimated that the fried dough sticks and soybean milk pancakes will come down

"Son of a bitch in the sky!" Lin Yu was full of black lines in his brain. His voice was like a big bell, and he was buzzing, "get down here!"

Shen Feili and true moon Liangzi were shaken and covered their ears in a hurry. They looked at each other with big round eyes, and their pretty faces were full of surprise.

It's neither a hen nor a plane, but an egg is thrown down from the sky. Doesn't that mean

Master's passage! Above the sky, there is a strong teacher! And this guy is extremely immoral. He eats while he's on his way. After filling his stomach, he throws away the rest of the food

Littering is tolerable, which is intolerable! If you throw things from such a high place, even the iron sheet on the roof is dented. What if it hits the children again? Even if it doesn't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants

Whew!

The sound of breaking wind came from the sky, and then a black shadow appeared. The arrogant and arrogant tone resounded through the four fields: "who is arrogant, dare to abuse this seat?"

Lin Yu narrowed his eyes and saw that he was a short and thin old man with a thick scarf and a cotton hat.

This guy can't look up to him, but he stands in the void and has a strong breath. Obviously, he should be a master of heaven who has been famous for a long time!

"This egg." Lin Yu weighed the egg in his hand and asked, "is it yours?"

Shen Feili and Zhen yueliangzi, two young and beautiful girls, watched the scene with no reason to be funny. They tightly pursed their lips, trying not to make themselves laugh on the spot.

At least at this time, they did not expect that just because of a high-altitude egg, they would be involved in a murder in the near future.

In fact, in the world of adults, there are few grudges. We all come out to fight for nothing more than a face and a breath

In the end, most of the fighting in the secular society is nothing but trivial matters, resulting in the escalation of contradictions. A steamed bread can lead to a murder, an egg, of course, it can be

The little old man was surprised to see Lin Yu's gloomy face and asking questions.

"What a surprise." He pulled the white beard under his jaw and said with a smile, "I just threw something at you, and then I smashed a real cultivator. I wonder if the powerful people of Dongyi shangguo are so rampant... "

He stepped on the void and walked forward slowly for two steps: "since you are both practitioners of the truth, you should have known how respected your identity is. How could you offend me?

I'm in a hurry today. I'll spare you a dog's life for a while. Let's go quickly... "

As the voice fell, Shi Shi ran turned around and was about to leave.

Lin Yu's cheek was cold in a moment. You old man threw eggs at me. Didn't you even mean to apologize? Also boasting to his face gold, really when I don't want face?

He knows very well that some people's bad temper is getting worse and worse. When they encounter injustice, they can't bear it. Because some people are shameless. If they throw eggs today, they may piss on the back of their neck tomorrow.

So Lin Yu didn't hesitate at all. He saw the old man's arrogant look, turned around and wanted to go. He raised his hand and aimed at the back of the other person's head, and threw the egg back

If today's affairs spread out, enough to make a lot of practitioners messy on the spot. The master of heaven, who is strong, throws rubbish in the air and hits a half step inborn. Then half step congenital heart is unwilling, throw an egg to smash the back of the head of the strong teacher of heaven again

So many years later, when the following young monks studied the historical materials and read about this period of history, almost all of them couldn't help raising their faces, blinking and twitching their mouth muscles: This is a mess, what is it

Whoosh!

The old man had just taken a step when he suddenly heard the strong wind coming from behind. His face suddenly changed, subconsciously turned to look back, you can see that the egg across the sky, straight at him.

"Dog guts!"

He burst into a rage and growled. At the same time, he dodged to the side, but he didn't dodge.

Pop!

The egg was so strong that it hit the bridge of his nose and broke into pieces.

Fortunately, it's a cooked egg, not too ugly, but Rao is so, the old man is still shaking his body, suddenly feel pain in the bridge of his nose, and then two nosebleeds burst out

"Ah! I'm so angry He covered his nose, jumped up and down in mid air, and growled angrily, "son of a bitch! How dare you insult me! I! I'll kill you