Carefree Little Magic Doctor

He is going to sell the breeding pig. Let all pig farmers in Qingshi mountain know him and come to him to find their own pigs to sow.

The advertisement was written quickly. It was written as follows: Zhang Er'an in Beigang village is dedicated to sow sows for sows. The service is warm and considerate. It is packaged at one time, and there is no refund of 10 yuan. I promise you people will laugh, pigs will go and pigs will be happy.

After writing, Erdan posted the advertisement in the most conspicuous places of five villages in Qingshi mountain, and then went home to wait for business.

His kung fu pays off. As expected, the first person who came to see him to sow seeds was the widow sun of Nangang village.

Widow sun is a young man, twenty-four or five years old. Like sister-in-law su'e, she was widowed for less than three years.

Widow sun had an affair with Zhang Erdan. They've been old friends for a long time.

Widow sun is not good-looking. She is short and thin. Her body is like a wasp. When she pinches her with her hand, she has two joints.

Her eyes are not big, her skin is not very white, and there are a few inconspicuous freckles on her face.

At that time, her husband died, and two brothers in law drove her sister-in-law out of the house in order to fight for the property left by her brother, and the widow sun went back to her mother's house.

There was no one in her mother's house. There was only one old house. The widow lived in the old house left by her parents.

Because there is no man, she can't keep her body dry. So I made love with Zhang Erdan.

After widow sun found Zhang Erdan's house, he was sitting at the table in the room, smoking beautifully.

The woman asked, "Er Dan, I heard you sowed for the pig? Ten yuan for one time? "

"Er Dan said:" it's not me who sows for the pig. It's the boar I feed that sows for the sow. Sister-in-law, you're the servant. "

Widow sun covered her mouth and chuckled and said, "Er Dan, you can go with me once, and drive your pig to my house to sow with my pig."

As soon as Zhang Erdan saw that the business was coming, he immediately put out the cigarette and said, "well, because it's the first time, I'll give you a little cheaper. I'll charge you five yuan. "

Widow sun was so happy that she only praised Erdan as a warm-hearted person and turned her head around and walked forward.

Zhang Erdan drives out the pig from the pigsty, grabs the rope and follows behind, and soon comes to widow sun's house.

After entering the door, the pig in Er Dan's hand is not honest. He jumps up and down, and jumps vigorously, which almost makes Zhang Erdan stagger.

Because his pig felt the presence of the sow, the sow of widow sun was in the pigsty. Once the boar smells the sow, he gets excited.

Zhang Er Dan angrily scolded: "you are a * * of, why so anxious?"

The sows in widow sun's pigsty also smelled the smell of boars, and they were manic and restless in the pigsty.

Widow Sun said, "Er Dan, I don't know anything. What should I do? Look at it."

Zhang Erdan came prepared. In fact, he has been studying the methods and techniques of boars sowing sows for sows for the past two months.

Second egg said: "sister-in-law, you don't care, I have my own way."

Er Dan skillfully opened the fence door of widow sun's pigsty. As soon as the door was opened, Zhang Erdan's pig was so angry that he rushed in and threw himself at the sow of widow sun's house.

The sow immediately howled and dodged from side to side. However, it was soon forced to the corner of the wall by Er Dan's pig. After a loud cry, she pressed the sow under her body, and the two pigs danced happily.

At the beginning, the sow was still struggling, and then she did not struggle. Instead, she was enjoying herself.

At this time, Zhang Erdan grabbed a bar and put it under the sow's stomach using the lever principle.

The advantage of this is that it can reduce the weight of the sow itself, because the boar is pressed on the sow, and the sow is likely to be pressed down and put up a bar to hold the sow's stomach, thus reducing the sow's burden.

Zhang er'dan learned this skill from tiezhuniang, who taught him carefully and diligently how to sow boars and sows.

So tiezhuniang should be Zhang Erdan's master.

Of course, Zhang Erdan is also very diligent. He has read a lot of books and studied with an open mind.

Two pigs, one male and one female, one up and down, where happy. Widow sun kept her eyes on her. My eyes are dazzled.

Widow sun also asked: "Er Dan, in this way, can my pig be pregnant?"

Zhang Erdan said: "don't worry, if you can't bear it, I'll come again. I don't need money to sow next time until I'm pregnant."

Two people watched and waited, looked, looked, waited, and more than 20 minutes later, the two pigs were finished.

The sow was very satisfied and crawled in the nest. The boar was tired.

When Zhang finished washing the eggs, it was time for him to wash the pig.

Widow sun's face was red and she asked, "Er Dan, how much is it?"Zhang Erdan said: "generally 10 yuan, your first customer, so charge 5 yuan, next time can't be like this."

Widow sun didn't want to take the money. Instead, her body swayed and looked very shy. Her chest swayed back and forth with her body. It's nice to swing around.

The woman said, "so expensive? Er Dan, can we not charge? My sister-in-law will not treat you badly. "

"Sister-in-law, friendship is friendship, money is money. We are in love, but we can't get involved in business."

Widow Sun said, "Er Dan, talking about money hurts my feelings. With our feelings, do you still care about money with me?"

Zhang Erdan said, "of course, I don't need any money. Do I eat farts and drink wind?"

Widow Sun said, "Er Dan, I'd better pay for your money with my own body. If you sow my pig once, I'll sleep with you once. Neither of us will suffer any loss You know, it's more than that if you go to the city to find a lady. "

Of course, Zhang Er Dan knows what a woman wants to do? Widow sun, there is no man around her. She is in a state of panic.

He thought about it for a while, but he didn't suffer any loss. If he didn't, he couldn't.

The second egg said, "it's OK to use your body to offset the money. Let's say it first. You must attract more customers for me. When my pig makes money, I won't treat you badly. I'll give you a commission. How about we make a fortune together?"

On hearing this, widow Sun said, "well, let's do it like this. Let's go into the Kang."

Zhang er'dan is also very miserable. Since Qiao Ying eloped with dashuan, he has not touched a woman for a long time. It's not good to hold back the dryness.

He's a normal man and needs it.

Although there are many widows in the village, most of them hate Zhang Erdan because he is ugly. There are very few women like widow sun.

So Er Dan answered, and he went into widow sun's house. After entering the door, widow sun pulled on the bolt and threw herself into the man's arms.

Widow sun really couldn't bear it. She showed a palpitation as soon as she came up.

Women can't do it hungrily. Holding Zhang Erdan is like a person who doesn't drip water from the deep desert and suddenly sees a river in the oasis.

Widow sun didn't understand what was going on. He had finished his work and returned to the camp

The woman's face was depressed and said, "Er Dan, how can you muddle along? It's irresponsible. "

Zhang Erdan also felt embarrassed, and the man's self-esteem was hurt. He said, "sorry, I haven't touched a woman for a long time. I'm too excited. Next time, it's better to do it next time."

Widow sun asked, "when will you come?"

Zhang Erdan said: "after you find a new user for me, I make money. When do you call, when do I arrive?"

Widow sun had to nod her head and say, "OK, tomorrow I'll publicize in the village that your pig is very good. Sow once with the sow."

Then the two men began to put on their clothes. Before leaving, widow sun also took two pieces of oil cakes and gave them to Zhang er'dan, so that he could satisfy his hunger on the way.

In this way, Zhang er'dan and widow sun are in a mess.

He went to Kang with widow sun for a purpose, and for the first time he didn't charge her money.

He wants to find a salesman to sell his own pig. Let all the villagers in Qingshi mountain know that his pigs are capable and of excellent quality.

Sure enough, the next day, widow sun publicized on the street, helped Zhang Erdan to advertise, and boasted to everyone: "whose sow needs sowing, go to find Zhang Erdan.

Zhang Erdan's pigs are the best. They are packaged at one time. Moreover, the piglets born are many and strong. They grow fat fast and are not picky about food. Let's go find him. "

After the cry of widow sun, as expected, Zhang Erdan's business was booming. All pig farmers in Qingshi mountain went to Zhang Erdan to find him to sow the sows.

As he expected, 10 yuan each time, twice a day, the daily income was 20 yuan.

Later, more and more people came to find him to sow, and his price began to soar, from 10 yuan at a time to 15 yuan at a time.

After a long time, the problem came out. He can't stand it. The boar can't stand it.

Half a month later, the pig looked withered, and when she saw the sow, she didn't react at all. Sometimes she turned her head and ran away.