In front of Huilongguan in Qingyun District, a middle-aged man in a gray Taoist robe held a long sword, pointed at the bald man wrapped in a golden and red robe, and said sharply: "Bold bald donkey, dare to rob the master with the poor Dao!"

The bald man snorted coldly, blocking a beautiful master wearing a gray beret hat and a gray Taoist robe, and said, "Stinky Taoist, Lao Wei and Master Wanjun are too in love and tie the knot together, what do you have to do with it?"

"Be ashamed, be shameless, look at the sword!".

The popularity of the gray-clothed Dao was ruined, and an immortal pointed the way and stabbed the round-faced monk.

The beauty master stopped the gray-clothed Taoist and said, "Dao Chang is angry, you and Master Yongzen come together, the poor nun is in a hurry." "

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Back in the Longguan Heavenly Master Palace, another middle-aged gray-clothed Taoist threw down the dust, took a beautiful woman dressed in inches into his arms, and talked nonsense.

"Baby, Uncle Shi likes you. Flowers can be folded straight, life must be happy!

Life is short, be happy in time, come and come, Uncle Shi will fight you for 300 ......

".

"Stop!".

A pointy-faced man in a peaked cap and beige vest frowned and motioned for the cameraman and the actor and actress sitting on the pulley camera to stop.

"Who taught you these lines? A Taoist who has not tasted femininity for decades, holding a beautiful woman who has been sent to the door, does he still have the heart to say these crepe love words?"

The sharp-faced waistcoat man threw down the script in his hand and went into battle in person, demonstrating how to conquer a weak woman in the shortest possible time.

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"A group of bastards dare to shoot these messy and bad movies in the holy land of our sect, tarnish the reputation of our sect, and ruin the reputation of the poor Dao.

The Chinese people are decadent and degenerate, and you bastards are the culprits!".

Zhang Daoling was furious and said: "Country C is smoky and miasma by you scumbags, I will let you, the screenwriters, directors, actors, drama managers, and cameramen, also taste the taste of your wife and daughter red apricots out of the wall." "

He shook the dust, stirred the clouds and the air currents, and called the wind and rain.

The sky suddenly darkened with a sharp change in clouds and air currents, and immediately after, a bolt of lightning cracked in the air, illuminating the canopy.

"Boom!".

"Click!".

Two thunderbolts mixed with lightning slashed at the bald man, the gray-clothed Taoist and the actress who played the beautiful teacher, and the three fell to the ground.

The

cameraman and assistant sitting on the pulley camera car were so frightened that they fell from the camera car.

The other three staff members were also struck by lightning or lightning, or they were clinging to their heads or falling to the ground in a daze.

......

In the Huilongguan Heavenly Master Hall, a bolt of lightning struck the thigh of the man in the cap, knocking the man to the ground.

The

woman, who was surrounded by the man in the cap, was implicated and was also struck by lightning, screamed and passed out.

"Click!".

Another earth-shattering thunder exploded in the sky above the Heavenly Master Hall, and the staff who were timid and had poor mental endurance fell seven or eight more.

Zhang Daoling fell from the sky and landed at the shooting scene in front of the Huilongguan Gate.

He glared at the crew, cast and crew of Maya Film and Television Co., Ltd., and said sharply: "You scum and actors who have brought disaster to the country and the people, what is your intention if you don't dig out the precious chastity and justice of human society, promote righteousness, and concoct these bad movies that corrupt the social atmosphere all day long?"

Since you want

society to be bad, I will make your parents, your husbands and wives, and your children what you want.

Go home and catch the traitors, scumbags!".

Zhang Daoling was furious, waved the dust, rolled up the green leaves on the surrounding trees, and drove the green leaves from all directions to pounce on the crew in front of the Huilongguan Gate and the Heavenly Master Palace.

In the blink of an eye, all the crew members who were attacked by the leaves turned into "green men" with green hair and green clothes.

A sober onlooker recorded a wonderful scene of Zhang Daoling's punishment of the crew, and posted it on mainstream video platforms such as interactive videos and chopping videos.

The video of Zhang Daoling punishing screenwriters, directors, and actors quickly spread across several major video networks.

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After venting, Zhang Daoling returned to the stone pavilion, took a sip of tea, closed his eyes, recited words in his mouth, and gradually fell into a dream.

In the dream, Zhang Daoling

successively summoned more than 30 military generals, including Lu Fengxian, Gao Boping, Zhang Wenyuan, Gan Xingba, Zhou Gongjin, Lu Boyan, Deng Shizai, Zhong Shiji, Yu Wenhua, Shan Xiongxin, Qin Shubao, Xue Rengui, Zhang Shicheng, Chang Yuchun, etc., and instigated them to do their best to capture the mothers, wives, daughters or sisters of the Huilongguan crew of Maya Film and Television Co., Ltd., so that these crew members who smeared Huilongguan and tarnished Zhang Daoling's image could learn a lesson.

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When Zhang Daoling summoned Lu Fengxian, Lu Fengxian was meeting Liu Yiwen, Gan Xiaoyuan, Qin Yilan, Zhuang Yuxin, and Lu Shiya in a dream to discuss and interpret the plot of the series of commercials.

In Liu Yiwen's creative planning, it is first necessary to explain the research and development background of energy drinks, causing panic among the target consumer groups and the attention to the social status quo such as "men are busy making a living and are unable to take care of the feelings of men and women", "men overdraft their bodies to make money, and their reproductive ability deteriorates", "men in country C cannot meet the needs of women of childbearing age in their country, resulting in some women admiring Western fitness coaches", and then launch solutions. A series of promotional activities for typical consumers to like advertisements and terminals drive sales.

Undertaking the hype of emotional forums and some hot events, the advertising campaign of energy drinks will be carried out in the strategy of "tearing wounds".

The

first phase of the commercial film was themed "The Unspeakable Hidden of Men", targeting the pain points of adult men in country C and rubbing salt on their wounds.

In the opening chapter of the sitcom "The Unspeakable Hidden of Men", Zhang Xiaolong, a programmer ape played by Lu Fengxian, is a post-95 generation who works diligently, hard-working, working 16 hours a day, with outstanding performance, considerable income, and an annual salary of up to one million, and is deeply loved by Dong Mengzhu, the supervisor played by Qin Yilan.

Dong Mengzhu has shown favor to Zhang Xiaolong many times, and created several opportunities to be alone in the room.

Zhang Xiaolong couldn't stand Dong Mengzhu's seduction and wanted to steal the forbidden fruit, but due to years of long work and overdraft, his physical condition was no different from that of a 70-year-old man, and he almost lost his male function.

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Voiceover: "30-year-old glory, 70-year-old regret." Behind the glamour of a man's million-dollar annual salary, there is an unspeakable hidden desire to cry without tears!".

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Zhang Xiaolong was busy with work and had no time to fall in love, and before he knew it, he was thirty-five years old.

Zhang Xiaolong's mother, Shen Lu, watched her son get older and urged him to start a family as soon as possible.

Relatives and friends also went around and introduced several objects to Zhang Xiaolong.

Xu Yan

played by Zhuang Yuxin is a front desk clerk of a real estate company, young and beautiful, lively and cute, Zhang Xiaolong fell madly in love with Xu Yan as soon as they met.

The two fell in love at first sight, soon fell in love, and dated frequently.

However, an embarrassing scene happened again, with a sweetheart who was as beautiful as a fairy, Zhang Xiaolong was like a eunuch who was "ruined by gold and jade", no matter how much he longed and tried, it was to no avail.

After dating a few times, Xu Yan gradually lost her enthusiasm and patience and decided to give up Zhang Xiaolong, who had an annual salary of one million.

Zhang Xiaolong jumped to his feet anxiously and begged Xu Yan to give him a little more time.

Voiceover: "There is no rehearsal in life, there is no referee in life, there will always be unsatisfactory times in life, and full dedication can be exchanged for wealth, but not joy and happiness."

If life fails you, don't grieve, don't give up. As long as you stick to the dream in your heart and regather your energy, you will usher in the phoenix nirvana of life.

Energy drink, gather the power of miracles!".

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