City: Attack, Fat House

Chapter 341

　　On the rooftop of the City Council Building.

　　Several big men from the serious crime team gathered together to smoke.

　　"I asked the girl I was after, and I said do you have any gifts you like?"

　　"She said yes!"

　　"I said, then tell me?"

　　"She said no!"

　　"I asked, what should I buy?"

　　"She said you guess!"

　　"I said then I can't guess what you want."

　　"She just said that I don't really like her."

　　"I said you didn't really want this gift!"

　　Guo Jia complained wildly there.

　　Xiao Yao and the others were about to lose their temper when they laughed.

　　"So now I fully understand why many girls fall in love with scumbags."

　　Guo Jia said angrily: "Because a scumbag can easily make girls happy. But the biggest problem with a scumbag is that he has to make a lot of girls happy at the same time. Although we steel straights are not scum, but not scum is just an advantage. It's not buying something. You think that scumbags have paid for everything except their sincerity. And we honest people can't do anything but honesty, right?"

　　"wrong!"

　　Xiao Yao said with a smile, "Have you forgotten how proud you are of not taking a bath for 27 days? And the little belly that squeaks when you touch it? Or wear the tightest polo shirt to tighten the tallest waistband? Chase the most beautiful one. The ugliest bag for a girl? Is it higher than your hairline?"

　　"Ha ha ha ha."

　　The crowd burst into laughter again.

　　Guo Jia: "..."

　　"You're looking at scumbags."

　　Xiao Yao looked at Guo Jia and said, "Are the scumbags right? Of course they are wrong. It's definitely wrong to be a scumbag, but there's nothing wrong with the technique of scumbags to please girls. So you want to Clearly aware of this, that is, there is nothing wrong with martial arts itself, it is the people who practice martial arts!"

　　"No, it's the world that's wrong!"

　　Everyone started booing.

　　"I don't agree."

　　Guo Jia said unconvinced: "Is it because the scumbag's martial arts is too strong that he wants to go out and make more girls happy?"

　　"The great hero is for the country and the people!"

　　Xiao Yao continued to tease.

　　"Boss, don't make trouble."

　　Guo Jia pouted, "Are they doing this for the people and the country? This is so crazy!"

　　"I've seen a lot of old men complain to women, what's wrong with this scumbag, I've paid so much for you, why don't you love me?"

　　Xiao Yao said sternly: "But the problem is that if you give too much, others must be obliged to love you?"

　　"Uh!"

　　Guo Jia was stunned.

　　"Thugs, you have to remember that there is no reason for anyone in this world who doesn't love you, doesn't like you, or doesn't want to be with you."

　　Xiao Yao said with a smile: "Like and love are just a feeling, a probability. If you want to pay in return, you have to find the right person. It is not enough to just find yourself to give your heart and to like the other person. The other person also has to like you. , give your sincerity, only then can we be together well. Although it is rare, it is not impossible."

　　"Boss, then teach me, how can I find a woman who likes you and loves you like the lady boss."

　　Guo Jia grimaced.

　　"I've only been with someone once, I married a daughter-in-law, how can I have any experience!"

　　Xiao Yao rolled his eyes wildly.

　　"Boss, just say something."

　　Yang Zhiqiang shouted from the side.

　　"Experienced or not."

　　Xiao Yao glanced at everyone, "But I found a lot of women's little secrets, do you want to listen?"

　　The men nodded.

　　"Then you listen."

　　Xiao Yao said with a smile: "It's not that women can't open the bottle caps, but men can make the water sweeter. It's not that women don't drink hot water, but the brown sugar water that men help them make warmer. It's not that women can't be alone. People live, but men feel most secure when they are by their side. This is the little secret I discovered after I was with my wife. So, if you meet a woman who really likes us, you must cherish it, because When they are in love with our men, they will be adorable and have no heads!"

　　Guo Jia, Sun Lie, Yang Zhiqiang and Cui Shiyan pondered.

　　Actually, is that so? !

　　"Do you know what is the most useless thing in the world?"

　　Xiao Yao asked with a smile.

　　The crowd shook their heads.

　　"It seems to me."

　　Xiao Yao said seriously: "It's a coke without gas, a mobile phone without a signal, a bank card without money, a tantrum at a family member, a girl's tears, a tenderness that accomplishes nothing, a deep love from above, and a delay. You come to your senses, and you still have a love for your ex... That's right, thug, I'm just talking about you, you are worthless. You don't chase after so many good girls, and you keep thinking about your ex, then Can you still find a good girl?"

　　"But, I can't do those licking dogs!"

　　Guo Jia smiled wryly.

　　"I sometimes don't understand, what's wrong with licking a dog?"

　　Xiao Yao frowned, "You only talk about licking dogs, licking dogs, so do you know how the word licking dogs came from?"

　　The crowd shook their heads.

　　"Lick the dog, a buzzword that appeared on the Internet in 2016, which means that the other party doesn't have a good impression of himself, but he repeatedly puts down his dignity and uses his hot face to stick his cold ass."

　　Xiao Yao said: "The meaning is very clear, this kind of person is indeed licking the dog. But when two people who like each other are together, endure each other, let the other party always be good to each other, why do they lick the dog? I Let me tell you this, people who like to say that others are dog lickers, at least seven or eight out of ten people are single. It is the kind of person who likes to be jealous of others and has no partner by their side, and is most willing to say that others are dog lickers. Maybe the dog licking in your eyes is a treasure in the eyes of other people's lovers. Couples are loving and loving together, what else do you have other than jealousy, can you bring them any harm?"

　　"Uh, so that's what you mean by licking a dog?"

　　Sun Lie was surprised.

　　"Nonsense isn't it."

　　Xiao Yao rolled his eyes, "If you don't know how to ask Du Niang, don't be illiterate!"

　　"boss."

　　Cui Shiyan asked a little embarrassedly, "What do you think of the issue of freshness?"

　　"That's the last question, it's all about making you love bricks."

　　Xiao Yao said angrily: "Freshness can be said to be doing new things with old people, not old things with new people. When we men think other girls are fresh and interesting, but as a man you, Don't forget. The woman around you is equally fresh and interesting in the eyes of other men. If you can't keep your loyalty and go to someone else, the woman around you can too. If she doesn't, there is only one explanation, I feel disgusting. The new person will one day become the old person, but why doesn’t everyone understand that the clothes are not as good as the new ones, and the people are not as good as the old ones?”.

Chapter 342

　　A star hotel, small suite.

　　"Why are you looking at me?"

　　Ye Qingzhu was leaning on the head of the bed, wearing simple and elegant pajamas on her body, her body was undulating beautifully, her face was white and delicate, her eyebrows were curved, her eyes were full of autumn waves, but she had a charming look like water, holding the quilt to the side to death. Xiao Yao, who was staring at him, gave him an angry look.

　　"Oh, what's the matter, the daughter-in-law I took back with my own money, can't be seen?"

　　Xiao Yao's heart skipped a beat at his daughter-in-law's anger, and he teased, "Then will you give me the money back?"

　　"Stinky brother, are you going to rebel?"

　　Shearing Shui's eyes seemed to burst into two sparks, and Ye Qingzhu's plump red lips lifted slightly, "Come on, if you have the ability, you can change it."

　　"Oh, I'm going, just like a man now, do I really dare not look for it?"

　　Xiao Yao laughed.

　　"Do you want to die?"

　　Ye Qingzhu got angry and threw a pillow over.

　　"Try hitting me again?"

　　Xiao Yao pretended to be furious.

　　"Okay."

　　Ye Qingzhu flew over with another pillow, "This is the first time I've heard such a cheap request."

　　"..."

　　Xiao Yao took the pillow and curled his lips, "Sister, I can tell you, like you little sisters, don't dream of a young mistress and a little princess, you know your crisis is coming?"

　　"What crisis?"

　　Ye Qingzhu giggled.

　　"Because more and more foreign girls are entering the country and taking away the men of our country."

　　Xiao Yao was proud, his eyes glowed, and he looked at Ye Qingzhu's eyes, as if a lion on the African savannah was staring at a small antelope, "As domestic products go to sea, our country's men also begin to go to sea. You also know this What is the treatment of helping men in China, but Luohua is intentional and ruthless. As a result, when you go out and look at it again, it is Jiang Taigong fishing, and the bait has been saved. Foreign girls are called enthusiasm. In the eyes of foreign girls, the world sees Asia, Asia, look at us, the men in our country now have their own halo, do you understand? The stick man is too stingy, the devil man is too old, only the man of our country is called generous and suave, and let the girls of our country train special skills It hurts people. So, sister, you should really feel a sense of crisis, wake up."

　　"Pretend you, how can you go abroad?"

　　Ye Qingzhu chuckled lightly, winking his eyes like a stream of clear spring water, with a hint of anger in his mouth, "I'm looking at you, come and let me ask you, before you were with me, how many times were you single, stinky brother? years?"

　　"..."

　　Xiao Yao smiled awkwardly, "If you kill me, I won't tell you that my mother is single!"

　　"How did you feel when you were single?"