Chapter 38
"I never thought there would be such a big surprise today!"
A certain underground pipe exit: Jiang Han's handsome face, who has returned to his original appearance, has a faint smile on his face.
He thought that the goal this time was just... Ito Makoto and Sawa Yong Taisuke, but he didn't expect that just when they were about to evacuate, they would meet their father Sawa Yuezhi again. Not a small piece of good news.
"Woooooo!!!"
The sound of sirens around the entire Sakano Academy was a mess, the sky was full of the sound of helicopter propellers circling, and signal lights one after another were constantly scanning all the residents, looking for the traces of the kidnappers.
They would never have imagined that the kidnapper they were looking for had already changed their appearance. He was as handsome as a demon, with a tall and straight body, neither blushing nor panting, walking on the street in neat and neat casual clothes, not at all. It looked like he had just left the teaching building surrounded by hundreds of people.
During the intensive cross-examination of numerous inspectors, Jiang Han's tone was slow and unhurried, with a hint of surprise, as if he was very surprised by the news of Ze Yuezhi's death.
"No wonder there is such a rigorous inquiry!"
After leaving, Jiang Han understood why there was such a big battle.
He was the Minister of Internal Affairs who killed the island country. If there were no pursuers of this level, he would be inconceivable.
Although the surrounding area is already in chaos, the target of all the inspectors is always the clown. After all, that person is really too evil and charming, with a twisted smile on his face, it is simply... the most terrible nightmare.
If they meet at night, they will be frightened by such a terrifying and evil clown.
As for why he dispelled his doubts about Jiang Han, it was because his own temperament was too unique, just like a sun that would follow wherever he went.
Jiang Han, who has a warm and bright smile, how could he be the criminal clown who is guilty of heinous crimes? Not long after, Jiang Han, who returned to Sakura Village, found that his dormitory was actually occupied, Shiina Mashiro and Uai Kusama Misaki both hugged the quilt ,, shivering, watching an emergency news broadcast on the TV.
"How can there be such a scary clown in this world, shouldn't clowns bring laughter to people?"
Ue Kusama Misaki's beautiful big eyes were full of fear, and she looked at the TV, and during the emergency news on the TV, a clown was covered in unknown white makeup powder, and there was a bright red blood line on the corner of her slender mouth, as if Pulled to the ears.
Although it is just a bloodline, it gives the impression that the clown is always keeping a twisted and evil smile.
"Although the clown has a smile on her face, who knows if her heart is happy or not sad under this smile?"
Kamei Kusama suddenly heard the sound of the room being opened, she trembled all over, and suddenly screamed in horror, "Someone has broken in!"
Jiang Han, who returned to his room, looked at Ueijao helplessly.
"Misaki-senpai, I'm just going back to my room, you don't have to react so much."
"What if the juniors and juniors downstairs hear me, and a phone call arrests me?"
"I'm sorry, Jiang Hanxue.
I didn't think it was you, I just thought it was the clown from the TV rushing in!"
Kamei Kusama Misaki put her hands together, knelt down on her seat, and apologized to Jiang Han very embarrassedly.
She also knew that her reaction was a little too big, but there was no way, who made the clown's impression just now too deep.
Although the photo played on the TV was only a short screenshot, it showed the other side of the clown vividly.
Usually in the eyes of everyone, the clown is the spokesperson for all kinds of funny performances, and is responsible for bringing laughter to the audience.
But the clown on the TV is an extreme. Although he smiles very brightly, he hides a very deep sadness, which gradually deepens as the sadness deepens.
The clown who was responsible for bringing people laughter and laughter was completely blackened, his bright smile was full of blood, and his eyes were full of desire for blood.
"I'm afraid you don't know, the clown is standing in front of you"
Jiang Han snorted, then pretended to be very curious, and then got in between Uei Misaki and Shiina Mashiro, watching the photo of the clown on TV with them.
"Wow, this clown is so handsome!"
Looking at his photo on TV, Jiang Han did not hesitate to praise himself: "This clown really has a personality. If it is used as the protagonist of a comic, it will definitely be very popular!"
On the other side, Uei Kusamamisaki heard the words, and her face with a little fleshy feeling shook happily, "No, no, absolutely no, you didn't read the news just now, but this clown killed the Minister of the Interior!"
"That is the famous Ze Yuezhi, the most outstanding politician in the island country. If we dare to borrow the clown's popularity, we will definitely be completely banned!"
Misaki Uei's fleshy face was full of seriousness, and he said word by word: "We can draw anything, but only clowns can't be involved!"
"ok, ok, I got it!"
Jiang Han waved his hand perfunctorily. Of course he knew the stakes involved. What he said just now was just a joke.
He is not stupid enough to think of the clown as the protagonist. Although this clown is his own interpretation, if it appears in front of everyone, they can't help but think about it.
But just like that, in the past two days, Jiang Han's thoughts gradually changed.
Because he found that there are already many versions of clowns circulating on the Internet, although it is very wrong to join in the heat at this critical juncture, but the benefits are also very significant, in addition to fame, there are also great benefits.
In the next hour, Jiang Han posted all the records about the clown to the Internet, of course, in an anonymous way.
If the real-name system is issued, I estimate that I will be taken away within 10 minutes.
Just a few minutes after the release of this film, the click-through rate, which was originally 0, increased rapidly at an astonishing speed.
In the blink of an eye, the number of viewers has exceeded nearly 200 million, and these numbers are real netizens, not some corpses of sailors.
Originally, Jiang Han didn't have the idea of catching the clown's popularity, but seeing the versions of various clowns' past circulating on the Internet, he couldn't help but want to write a short story describing the clown's past.
After all, these guys......the hot guys are too mentally retarded, and they didn't show the madness and distortion of the clown at all.
"Next, let's work harder and write the clown's script!"
In the dormitory of one person, Jiang Han sat in front of the computer and began to gradually think about the plot about the clown.
Chapter 39
As the memory in his mind became clearer, Jiang Han's movements in his hands became faster and faster and kept typing, showing all the plot of Batman.
There is only one whole process, and this one is mainly about the Joker forcing the never-killing Batman to smear human blood.
When many people saw this movie, they couldn't help feeling chills. How could there be such a madman in this world who doesn't care about money and doesn't seek fame and fortune, just to make people reconsider human nature. Forcing blood on the hands of Batman who never kills.
Just for this reason, he created explosions and massacres, just to make Batman bloody. Many netizens were full of horror, and couldn't help but look behind his door, for fear that the clown described in this description was standing behind him with a distorted face. Looking at himself with a crazy smile, he said softly: "Hello, boy!"
Jiang Han doesn't care much about the psychological changes of netizens. After all, this is just a story. Who would be foolish enough to take the plot seriously, "It's another peaceful and harmonious day!"
What happened two days ago has quickly passed. Although the island country is still constantly investigating, but the clown who disappeared can't find any traces, and the clothes he wears don't even leave a little scar.
Just like the clown who entered the school in a purple suit and killed Makoto Ito and Taisuke Sawanaga, including Sawakoshi, didn't exist at all.
Sitting next to the depleted cherry tree, Jiang Han lazily basks in the sun, the soft sunlight in the morning does not have too high temperature, it is very suitable for basking in the sun.
Not far from him, Kanda Sorata was teasing the three kittens he adopted, his eyes full of love for his adopted kittens.
"It's really trash!"
Jiang Han looked at Kanda Sorata and couldn't help shaking his head. Beside him, there was a long-haired pseudonym Akasaka Ryunosuke who didn't necessarily go out once in a few weeks.
Although Akasaka Ryunosuke is a man, he has not been exposed to sunlight for a long time, his skin is as fair as a woman's, and even his hair has become as long as his waist because he has not taken care of it for a long time. Straight black look.
However, it is such a black long value, standing beside Kanda Sorata alive, he did not fluctuate in the slightest.
"It seems that the rumors from the school group of ... boring men are not true!"
Many boys in Suimei Art High School are saying that a real man should do something to a man, after all, it is not against the law to do so.
Back then, when he saw Kanda Sota agree, he didn't expect that now a woman dressed as a pseudonym appeared, and he didn't even have any precautions, and he didn't fluctuate in the slightest.
Just when Jiang Han felt that people's hearts were too complicated, a fair-skinned radish suddenly flew in the distance, weighing a full two or three kilograms. The radish had a very clear target and hit Jiang Han's forehead hard.
"What are you doing, Golden Retriever defeats Ying Pear"
Jiang Han grabbed the flying radish and ignored what was on it, just... biting it down, his eyes looked flat at Yingli Li who was panting not far away.
Ying Lili angrily took another big radish from the bag in her hand, her golden ponytails were about to straighten up, she picked up the big radish in her hand and said angrily, "Jiang Han, didn't you make a statement saying that you are sick for another day?"
"I came to see you with good intentions. I bought these foods and prepared to make soup for you. Why are you basking in the sun lazily on a rocking chair?"
Saying that, Ying Lili raised her pocket, which contained a recipe and a variety of supplementary ingredients, specially prepared for patients.
But when she came to Sakura Village, she found out that Jiang Han's illness was all false. He is very well now, lying on the rocking chair alone and having fun.
Looking at the food pocket in Ying Lili's hand, Jiang Han roughly understood something, and said with a smile, "Isn't it normal to ask for leave as an author?"
"But but..."
After saying a few words, Ying Lili couldn't find it. What should she say next? She paid attention to Jiang Han's announcement at the first time. When she heard the news of Jiang Han's illness, she didn't think much about it, and went directly to the nearest After buying the necessary ingredients at the convenience store, they hurried to Sakurasou.
Jiang Han stared at the food bag in Ying Lili's hand, and seemed to understand something. He looked at her with a half-smile and said, "Could it be that you prepared lunch specially for me?"
"It just so happens that I haven't eaten this morning, can you prepare breakfast and lunch together?"
"Don't think too much about who will prepare lunch for you, I'm just buying something for myself!"
Yingli Li retorted loudly with a blushing face, and seemed to feel a little far-fetched for her reason, and added again: "And it happens that my mother also needs to make lunch, and I want to taste the lunch she made!"
"you sure"
Jiang Han looked at Ying Lili strangely, as if he was looking at a soldier who was about to be honored.
Yingli Li blushed and pretended to be impatient, and retorted loudly: "Isn't this of course? Do you think I will make a special trip to cook for you?"
"Aojiao is really hard to serve!"
Jiang Han sighed with emotion and laughed wickedly: "Yingri, look who is behind you"
"behind me"
Ying Lili's beautiful eyes as blue as the sea shrank fiercely, and she shouted in disbelief, "Mom, why are you here?"
"Of course I care about my cute and well-behaved daughter. If I hadn't said that, how would I have known that you like my cooking so much?"
Ying Lili's mother Sawamura Sayuri stroked her cheeks and looked at Ying Lili with emotion: "I didn't expect Ying Lili to like her mother's cooking so much, so my mother can't let you down!"
"Today, I will show you my cooking well, and I hope to be able to make delicious dishes that will satisfy Einari!"
The fighting spirit of Sayuri Sawamura clenched her right hand tightly into a fist, Jiang Han seemed to be able to see the high fighting spirit behind her, in order to be able to cook delicious dishes that would satisfy his daughter.
Jiang Han, whose soul was extremely sensitive, noticed that something was wrong with Sayuri Sawamura, and all the dark dishes he had tried in the past appeared in his mind.
Jiang Han avoided Ying Lili's eyes for help, and snickered in his heart: "I told you to be arrogant all day long, now it's okay, prepare yourself to suffer the consequences!"
"Ehhh!"
Ying Lili took Sawamura Sayuri with both hands and hurriedly said, "No need, Mom, I ate a lot in the morning, but I can't eat it for the time being!"
"How can this work? For the health of my beautiful daughter, I will definitely make a meal: delicious food!"
Sawamura Sayuri couldn't help but snatched the food bag from Eri Pear's hand, walked to Jiang Han's side, smiled and said, "Jiang Han, I plan to borrow the kitchen here to cook a delicious meal for my daughter: delicious food. , can you satisfy my little request?"
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