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Ding Ding's head twitched before he spoke, and after he spoke, he felt relieved.

Alas, I finally no longer have to hide my sister for fear that the living father in the dormitory will see her...

Sister, it’s not that I didn’t protect you, it was you who gave it to me for free!

While hating that iron cannot become steel, there is also a sense of relief.

Finally relaxed!

I finally dare to sleep in the dormitory!

Finally, I don’t have to worry about getting up in the middle of the night and peeing with a big daddy standing next to the bed!

Ding Ding is not as flamboyant as Huang Wei and Xiao Dongbei. He has never thought about walking sideways in school. The little brother is very well-behaved, but he just wants to sleep peacefully. Is it too much?

Tintin felt it was not too much.

However, when he was about to get close to Brother Lie again as his brother-in-law...

He realized something didn't seem right.

Han Lie looked at Ding Yu dumbfounded, feeling that this child must have some kind of serious illness like PTSD.

Ding Xiang's pretty face turned red, she was ashamed and angry, and she hurriedly defended: "What are you yelling at? Han Lie is a good friend of Sister Yanyan! We just met today!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Chen Yanfei laughed so hard that tears came down her face. She hugged Dingxiang and put her whole body weight on her shoulders, panting non-stop.

"Your brother, your brother is so interesting!"

Ai? !

Mistake? !

Ding Yu's cheeks flushed instantly, and his mind gradually went blank.

Han Lie sighed and patted his brother-in-law on the shoulder: "Good brother, I accept your wishes. From now on, we will discuss our own affairs..."

"Han Lie!!!"

Ding Xiang was so embarrassed that she stomped her feet twice. Her pale cheeks were as red as if they were about to bleed, and her forehead was about to smoke.

Then he glared at his brother, wishing he could bury the culprit on the spot.

Ding Yu's scalp was numb and his hands and feet were trembling.

Sister, listen to my explanation!

I really didn’t mean to sell you!

I...Gan!

Neither brother nor sister are good at words, and each of them had a big red face and was completely numb.

The only one who could smooth things over was Chen Yanfei, but she ended up laughing like a fool and wiping tears from her eyes.

Ding Xiang had no choice but to push Chen Yanfei in front of Han Lie: "You go and deal with your tough guy!"

"oops!"

Ding Xiang was so ashamed and angry that she couldn't control her strength.

Chen Yanfei's legs were weak from laughing, but after being pushed like this, she immediately staggered and fell towards Han Lie.

Brother Lie's eyes lit up.

What can I do?

You can't just watch her fall, right? !

So he had to open his arms to bear her impact and hold her in his arms.

Their chests collided, and they both let out a muffled groan.

The specific reason... we don’t know, and we don’t dare to write about it.

However, he was reluctant to leave, but Han Lie didn't do anything bad. He held her waist and straightened her up, and immediately let go of her hand gently.

The dog man was quite a gentleman. Although Chen Yanfei was ashamed and angry, she couldn't get angry with him, so she had to turn around and rush towards Ding Xiang.

"Sister Ding, you want to die, don't you?!"

"Who told you to laugh at me...ah! Don't! I was wrong!"

Okay, brother and sister are a pair of cowards...

While they were arguing, an explosion occurred at the door of the women's dormitory.

There are only two buildings in the humanities apartment, A for men and B for women. The front door faces each other, and the side door opens in the direction of the teaching building.

Han Lie and others were located outside the main entrance, less than 20 meters away from the women's dormitory.

What a coincidence, just when Han Lie was hugging Chen Yanfei, three of Han Lie's classmates walked out of the lobby of the women's dormitory——

Lu Yao, Wang Hongli, Yu Yun.

The three of them had just gotten up after a late nap, and were going to the canteen for a mid-morning meal, which was neither breakfast nor lunch. The next meal was basically in the evening.

Talking and laughing, as soon as they arrived at the door, they saw such an earth-shattering scene.

Yu Yun was dumbfounded on the spot.

Lu Yao and Wang Hongli both looked at Yu Yun, with both pity and ridicule in their eyes.

The next moment, Lu Yao was startled and took out her mobile phone to dial.

"Oh my god! Something big happened! I have to tell the monitor!"

Without even thinking about it, Wang Hongli immediately opened the class entertainment group and posted a blockbuster news using her LV5 account.

"I seem to have seen Brother Lie's real girlfriend!!!"

"boom!"

Just like a drop of water hitting a frying pan, the group that was chatting sparsely suddenly boiled.

At the same time, Lu Yao had also dialed Xi Luting's phone number.

Yu Yun took deep breaths repeatedly and finally calmed down her boiling emotions. With a slight smile on her face, she walked towards Han Lie step by step.

I can lose, but I won’t accept it!

Lu Yao and Wang Hongli's eyes widened, their nostrils twitched, and their cheeks flushed...

The world is infinite, the Eight Diagrams borrows the method, the eyes of the sky are opened!

We just went downstairs to have a meal. Who would have thought that we could eat such a big melon? !

If you are not active in eating melons, you have a problem with your thinking!

I was overjoyed to see the excitement, but Yu Yun regretted it more and more as I walked.

Where did those two girls come from?

Isn't it so beautiful? !

One is healthy and bright, the other is delicate and shy, they are like the two poles of a magnet, radiating strong attraction.

The two of them stand together, the contrast is full, the contrast is sharp, it is the effect of 1+1=3.

Why is it equal to 3?

What man wouldn’t want to step in and join in the fun!

It's hard for me to look away. Can I count on Brother Lie not to be tempted?

Unprecedented pressure weighed heavily on Yu Yun's heart. She realized her impulse and felt as if she was conducting a death charge with no chance of victory.

How about...wait for Xi Luting?

Just when Yu Yun was about to slow down, Chen Yanfei seemed to be aware of it and turned her head to look over.

She and Ding Xiang were facing Yu Yun sideways, while Han Lie was facing away from her, so she was the first to notice.

Looking at each other, Yu Yun gritted her teeth.

It’s all gone, just do whatever you want!

"Brother Lie~~~"

With a Jiao Didi call, Yu Yun held her hands in front of her lower abdomen and showed a shy and reserved smile.

"Is your friend coming to see you?"

When Han Lie heard that little movement, the hairs on his body stood up.

It's not that I'm afraid of the aftertaste, it's just that I can't bear the sound.

It would be fine if you were born with a pinching sound, but your levator anus is hard to pinch...

Not quite right? !

Han Lie resisted Chen Yanfei's playfulness and Ding Xiang's secret observation, and turned around with a normal expression... Damn it!

When I saw Yu Yun's expression, I was really shocked.

Good guy, Da Naiyun, if you don't want to play a good role in Liaozhai, why don't you stay here with me and play a school idol drama?

What, the new character is the innocent school beauty?

Han Lie's face twitched, and his defenses were still intact.

The main reason is that Yu Yun’s outfit today is really too pure——

A simple oversized sweater, covering it all the way to the knees, and then a pair of fluffy pajamas underneath, casually wearing a pair of platform shoes.

The sleeves of the sweater were so long that only one face was exposed on her body. She was more conservative than ever.

Casual and natural, keeping things in mind, coupled with her shy expression, she is a little white flower that is harmless to humans and animals.

Da Nai Yun (×)

White lotus bitch (√)

Brother Lie's level 3 acting skills were barely able to hold up.

Damn it, when you have enough consumption experience, you will have to increase your acting skills by two levels...

Han Lie endured the MMP in his heart and nodded perfunctorily to her.

"Yes. My high school classmates came to play with me. Are you going to eat?"

"Uh-huh!"

Yu Yun nodded obediently, then glanced at Chen Yanfei and asked curiously: "Is she my brother's girlfriend in high school? Wow! She's really beautiful!"

I vomited!

Han Lie's head went dark, and he suddenly felt that bringing Chen Yanfei to the dormitory was a mistake.

But there is no way, who would have thought that Ding Xiang is actually Ding Ding's sister?

ε=(ο｀*)))Alas...

Sighing secretly, Brother Lie braced himself to deal with Yu Yun.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

The implication: hurry up and get out!

It's a pity that since Yu Yun can become a tea mother, it is naturally not that easy to deal with.

She is usually suppressed by Xi Luting because she doesn't want to lose everything.

Now she suddenly saw a pair of very beautiful high school classmates, and they were from another school. She was so overwhelmed with a sense of crisis that she finally showed her fangs.

"I want to go to dinner, but I have to wait for Tingting!"

She clicked her charming eyes and smiled sweetly at Han Lie: "Brother, won't you introduce those two sisters to me?"

Han Lie's face turned green.

Damn it!

How can you be such a dog? !

It's not enough to stir things up by yourself, why call the little cucumber to come down and make daddy?

Want to have a table of mahjong? !

Feeling angry, Chen Yanfei finally stopped watching the fun...

Damn it, she ended up doing it herself!

He walked to Han Lie in two steps, tilted his head, and asked him with a smile: "Your good sister?"

I……

I'm numb!

Han Lie was thinking about it, but Yu Yun was fierce and took the initiative to engage the enemy.

"Hello sister, my name is Yu Yun. I am Brother Lie's classmate, sister, and good friend. Sister, you are so mature and beautiful! How should I call you?"

Chen Yanfei smiled and stretched out her hand: "My name is Chen Yanfei, Han Lie's high school classmate. It seems that Han Lie is quite popular in your school?"

"Yes! My brother is very powerful!"

Yu Yun clasped her hands on her chest, her eyes shining with admiration.

"Not only are they the most diligent, they have taught themselves many professional courses in the freshman and sophomore years, but they are also outstanding in other aspects. The most beautiful beauties in our class and the next courtyard all like Brother Lie!"

Good guy!

I'm such a fucking good guy!

Han Lie felt that if Yu Yun Tea was allowed to continue, he would be dead.

However, there is really nothing he can do with her.

In the situation before him, as long as Chen Yanfei is willing to talk, what can he do? !

Chen Yanfei turned to look at Han Lie with a subtle expression.

"It's been three days since we left. You should really look at it with new eyes... You have to look at every aspect again, huh?"

Dizzy, dizzy...

I really have one head and two heads!

Although his heart was about to explode, Han Lie still did not move.

Stay calm and don't do anything unnecessary.

Yun Danfeng smiled lightly, neither explaining nor interfering, just standing aside as a stake.

He was so calm, Chen Yanfei felt calmer.

Those turbulent jealousies were still sour, but they no longer added fuel to the fire, allowing her emotions to gradually return to the control of reason.

Ordinarily, she has no right to criticize Han Lie.

But this thing is beyond the control of reason!

To summarize, here are the following reasons -

First, the "reborn" Han Yeol performed so well, his humor is still the same, but he is taller and more handsome, and he is brave and resourceful at critical moments.

Ding Xiang has a crush on him, so why would Chen Yanfei be an exception?

Secondly, she has a possessive feeling towards Han Lie, "I can not take my things, but others cannot take them".

Because she was the first person to meet Han Lie, and it was an extremely special first encounter.

She felt that her bond with Han Lie was far greater than anyone else's.

Third, she doesn't like the aftertaste, especially not.

As women, you may not be able to tell whether you are pretending or not, but you must feel it.

So, some women can become besties within 10 minutes, while others are annoying to death at first sight.

There are so many reasons for her to feel uncomfortable. Is it abnormal?

However, Han Lie's "calm" and "non-interference" attitude made her particularly satisfied.

Therefore, the nameless fire was no longer directed at Han Lie, but only at White Tea Girl.

Chen Yanfei looked Yu Yun up and down, and nodded with a smile: "That's true, Han Lie is very good among his peers. I have never seen a boy who is better than him at SISU."

Good guy, academic qualifications crush, First kill!

Yu Yun's expression changed, feeling somewhat guilty.

When three books come across one, and it's from a higher-level headquarters, I really can't stand up.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yanfei asked with concern: "My sister also likes Han Lie, right? Is there no progress? He is quite picky, but it doesn't matter. If you want to know what he likes, just ask me!"

Good guy, expose people's scars + suppress relationships!

In fact, Chen Yanfei was just making nonsense, which made Han Lie want to laugh.

However, it was her ability to guess that Yu Yun had made little progress, and it was impossible for Han Lie to expose her.

Yu Yun's face became paler and her little hands clenched tightly.

"oops!"

Chen Yanfei suddenly slapped her forehead and shook her head regretfully.

"I just remembered that my best friend also likes Han Lie. Sister, I'm sorry, I can't help you."

Watching the excitement, they saw Ding Yu and Ding Xiang shivering, and they were stunned at the time.

Can this fucking scratch me? !

Chen Yanfei smiled and waved to Dingxiang: "Xiangxiang, come here quickly!"

Lilac didn't want to go there.

However, Chen Yanfei narrowed her eyes, her eyes full of threats.

Ah!

The past is the past!

As expected of a cowardly sister, she obviously didn't want to get involved, but she still took a small step aggrievedly.

After moving two and a third of meters, Chen Yanfei pulled her over and held her in her arms.

Then, she showed off to Yu Yun like she was showing off her daughter.

"My best friend Ding Xiang also went to college, isn't she pretty?

But beauty is secondary. Han Lie has always preferred girls who are smart, thoughtful and can resonate with him.

Yunyun, it’s not that my sister doesn’t want to help you, it’s just that there are some things that outsiders really can’t help with.

Can you understand? "

I’m not Sister Li!

Yu Yun was so angry that her lips trembled, and four words echoed in her heart repeatedly - Damn, that's too much!

However, when she looked at Lilac up close, her heart dropped.

From a woman's perspective, Yu Yun didn't think Lilac was that beautiful.

But as a top tea mother talent monster, she had to admit that Lilac was a unique type that had great lethality to men of all ages.

Small face, super white, with pitiful eyes.

Shoulder-length short hair is clean and refreshing.

Thin, slender, and very protective.

However, Xiong Xiong is actually two sizes older than Xi Luting. This is so fucking unscientific!

Dressing up...fuck!

The small jacket is Chanel's new autumn style this year. It is a top-notch mass-produced garment made of pure wool from some kind of sheep and some special craftsmanship. The price seems to be 70,000 to 80,000 yuan?

The white velvet jacket inside has no obvious features and is unrecognizable, but judging from the texture, it is definitely not a cheap brand.

The lower body is a pair of tight leggings, with Balenciaga monogrammed black silk on the outside.

It's obviously a very tempting feeling, as long as she wears a pair of high-top leather boots, but she just wears a pair of GUCCI red-tailed white shoes.

The floating waves are gone, leaving only fashion, purity, and a little bit of sex appeal.

If Yu Yun was reborn, she would know how to describe that feeling - the ceiling of pure desire.

She didn't know how to describe it, but she was already aware of how scary Lilac was.

Fair, beautiful and thin, coupled with a high degree of education, coupled with an incredible sense of fashion...

Good guy!

What kind of magical opponents are these? !

Can I really survive them?

Being hit by Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang in turns, Yu Yun finally couldn't bear it any longer.

No good girl can withstand such a disaster, right?

However, just when she was feeling extremely depressed, an arm suddenly rested on her shoulder, and a cold yet magnetic voice came to her ear.

"Dog man, is this the friend you're talking about?"

Yu Yun's eyes lit up, her lips raised, and she looked at Han Lie whose eyes were twitching, feeling extremely happy.

Brother Lie, are you panic?

Sister Xiao Chen, did you enjoy bullying me just now?

Now that the main boss is here, will you continue?

Who will I love next!

Anyway, Xi Luting is in the front, and I am only responsible for stirring things up!

Seeing Yu Yun gearing up and Xi Luting feeling depressed, Han Lie had a headache.

As for Chen Yanfei, her pupils shrank and her eyes narrowed, her expression no longer relaxed.

As for the cloves…

There was nothing wrong with her at first, but she hugged Chen Yanfei's waist tightly and stood firmly with her best friend.

Even though she didn't believe she could be of any use...

Now, even Ding Yu, who could only tremble before, realized that something was wrong and quietly moved to Han Lie's side.

Then, he scolded Han Lie with a bit of gloating.

"Brother, it seems like you can no longer be my brother-in-law..."

Brother Lie rolled his eyes vigorously.

Nonsense!

Today...survival is victory!

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Thank you Cheeseyo for becoming the ninth leader, spread the flowers~