Corpse collector in Conan

Conan lay beside the floor-to-ceiling window and glanced at the body in the living room several times through the glass. Finally, he couldn't help but sneak into the house quietly, looking for more clues.

As soon as the door opened, the eyes under the vodka sunglasses immediately moved over.

Vodka: ... How dare you sneak into the crime scene alone and wander around, huh, you can't be held accountable by the police because you are a child, otherwise you would just wait to leave traces and be suspected of being the murderer.

He was viciously cursing the kid who tricked him into hitting Akai Shuichi, when suddenly, a voice came from the side.

When we were in the study just now, why did you keep stopping at the door and not come in with everyone? Jiang Xia patted him on the shoulder as if he was familiar, Are you shy?

Vodka was so excited that he almost wanted to grab him and throw him over his shoulder. Fortunately, his sense allowed him to stop his hand without any danger.

He silently moved to the side to avoid the claws, and then said: I'm worried about destroying the clues at the crime scene. Oh, what else could be the reason? Of course, you are worried that I will leave traces after entering, and you will take advantage of it and turn me into a suspect of the police - don't think that I don't know, this is a trick you usually use to deceive people!

Jiang Xia nodded thoughtfully and said in a volume that could not be heard by the two high school students next to him: Are you afraid that after you enter the house, you will leave traces and be used as an excuse to attract the police to investigate you?

Vodka: ?!!

He subconsciously covered his mouth, his eyes dazed: Did he accidentally say what was in his heart? !

Jiang Xia glanced at him, then looked at the approaching police car in the distance, and suddenly smiled:

Actually, if I were you, I would have walked into the house with others just now - otherwise if the police came and found your hair left in the house, and everyone else could prove that you had not entered the house just now, House, how are you going to explain it then?

?!

Vodka's heart beat suddenly and violently, and there was a sense of panic that he suddenly found himself in a dead end when he thought he was safe. He blurted out: You, you put my hair in it?!

Two female high school students were waving excitedly at the police car. They vaguely heard the movement here and turned back in confusion: What went in?

Mr. Yamada had a twisted smile on his face: ...Haha, it's nothing. I'm just discussing some professional issues with Mr. Jiang Xia.

So that's it... The two naive high school students felt that his expression was a bit strange, but they couldn't see many details through the huge pair of sunglasses.

In the end, they did not doubt that he was there, and continued to turn around to welcome the arrival of the police - they did not want to stay in this terrible villa for a second, they just wanted the police to finish it as soon as possible so that they could return to a safe home as soon as possible.

After sending away passers-by who might expose his identity, Vodka looked at Jiang Xia warily, and at the same time touched his head sadly and angrily: What on earth do you want to do!

Jiang Xia looked at the shallow wisp of ice cream he had just picked up, and sighed in disappointment: I just feel that your handling just now was too blunt, so I will teach you what to do next time you encounter a similar situation - unexpectedly You are really not an easy person to get along with if you are so wary of colleagues who are kindly reminding you.

Vodka's fist hardened: ... Who is it that is difficult to get along with? If you were to vote for the most annoying colleague among all the people who know you, you would definitely win all the votes, ranking first in fault!

And what does it mean to teach with kindness? If I really listen, I will definitely be like your unlucky blonde female foreign teacher next time, being investigated as a suspect by the police every day!

Staring at the innocent face in front of him, Vodka's heart surged, full of grief and anger.

Then, he squeezed the cell phone in his pocket firmly to comfort his tortured soul.

——Brother Gin is listening to all these conversations at the same time. Your sinister face has been exposed. Don’t try to sow the strong relationship between brothers and me!

Vodka: ... But, did this guy really not put his hair in the study?

Vodka touched his hair, which was protected by a hat and hairspray, and fell into deep thought for a moment between go into the house to make some repairs before the police get out of the car and stick to yourself.

…

In the end, Vodka gritted his teeth and did not dare to enter the house.

Seeing that the police car was almost driving into the courtyard, if he turned around and walked away and entered the house at this moment, it would be like having the word suspicious written in capital letters on his face.

After all, police officers are known to be extremely sensitive to people who turn away at the sight of them. If he really did that, the suspicion would probably skyrocket, and he would immediately receive the scorching attention of all the police in the room, until the real culprit was found in this case - maybe this was the real purpose of Uzo's words just now.

Also, the dangerous child in the house must be guarded against.

The more Vodka thought about it, the more he couldn't move: If I stay alone with Conan, what if that naughty kid inherits Uzo's insidiousness and shamelessness, and relies on himself to have the face of a good kid who can't lie? Suddenly, Lying on the ground and rolling around saying that I beat him up, then I have to go back with the police to be investigated - for an organization member, this is undoubtedly a journey through hell.

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In the end, Vodka still couldn't make up his mind to enter a place where Conan existed.

And the time for him to hesitate was over - a group of police cars roared over and stopped in the courtyard.

Police Department Mu Mu pushed the door open and got out of the car. He stretched his body tiredly. Then he raised his head and looked at the familiar people in front of him.

When his eyes glanced at Vodka, the police department was stunned for a moment - a suit, sunglasses and a burly man, a common configuration among gangs, made him feel a thump in his heart and he suddenly became alert.

But he soon came back to his senses, scratched his head and remembered something: I seem to have seen you somewhere, you are...by the way, are you that Yamada brother?

Jiang Xia couldn't help but glance at him: ... The Mu Mu Police Department has a really good memory when it comes to their brothers.

Of course Vodka recognized the policeman. Thinking of his last experience with the police, he could only pinch his nose and continue to maintain his identity as a Jiangxia fan and an honest technical geek, and tried his best to show his most honest smile: Hello, hello, Officer Mumu, meet again.

The Mumu Police Department shook his hand in a dignified manner.

But Vodka took back his hand and glanced down: ... He actually shook hands with the police, and his hand was dirty.

Of course, what is even dirtier is the shoulder that Uzo just patted!

Vodka felt uncomfortable all over and wanted to go back to the organization's safe house to take a bath immediately, but various reasons forced him to continue to stay aggrievedly.