Dad Academy

"Just ask us, we'll tell you everything!"

In the recording room, Xier excitedly urged the policeman to ask them questions quickly. She was not in a hurry to go home, but was looking forward to taking the statement.

After playing house for several years, it’s finally getting real. Everyone is so excited.

Dudu was also very excited and shouted: "We met the bad guys, we used a trick!"

The two police officers were very upset. After working as police officers for more than ten years, this was the first time they saw someone so excited and happy while taking a statement.

"Don't be in a hurry. Introduce yourself first. You don't need to give a long speech. Just say your name, gender and age."

"I'll tell you about the award as well. I don't mind the trouble." Xiaobai couldn't help but say.

Liuliu also got excited: "Tell me about your profession, I'm Yanyan! My box office is 5 billion..."

"Wait, there's no need to tell us this, we don't understand this." The police officer hurriedly stopped them.

Liuliu said: "These are the important ones!"

"Just tell me your name and gender."

"Name and gender don't matter."

“…”

"Get out of the way and don't disturb your comrades from their work."

Xiaobai doesn't like Liuliu.

Liuliu retorted: "Why don't you crawl away!"

Xiao Bai: "I'm not a dick, why should I crawl?"

“#\u0026%@～*…”

"You dare to scold me! I'm not done with you!"

"No fighting, no fighting!!"

The police officer hurried to stop them, feeling overwhelmed.

Xiaomi said with a serious face, "Xiaobai Liuliu, please stop fighting. If you fight again, I will be really unhappy."

Xier showed her phone watch and nodded in agreement: "I'll go outside and tell godfather."

Dudu followed up, "I'll tell Mother Zhu."

Xiaobai and Liuliu looked at each other. It seemed that they had aroused public outrage. The two did not communicate with each other in words, but reached a tacit understanding with just a glance.

The two of them suddenly put their arms around each other's shoulders and laughed, "We didn't fight. We are good friends. How could we fight? This is impossible!"

The police officer quickly said, "It's good that there is no fighting. Let's quickly take notes. We have wasted a lot of time. So, Xiaomi goes first. You are familiar with our procedures. You are a young lady."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xier's eyes lit up and she whispered enviously, "I want to come first, too. I want to be a little sister, too."

Xiaomi has already introduced himself, and his words are concise and to the point, which is the standard form of taking notes.

After she finished, Xier was the second to introduce herself, followed by Dudu and Chengcheng.

Xiaobai was the second to last to introduce herself: "My name is Xiaobai, female..."

Liuliu interrupted and said, “Aren’t you a man?”

Xiao Bai touched his ear-length hair and said, "Don't you know whether I am a boy or a girl? Look at my hair, it's so long."

Liuliu laughed: "Aren't you going to be the White Lady's husband? Why not a boy?"

Xiao Bai laughed angrily, "Then you are not a human, you are a solitary spirit. When you introduce yourself later, you should say that I am Shen Liuliu, three and a half years old this year, not a human, but a solitary spirit that became a human, and I like to eat frogs the most..."

Liuliu was not willing to be outdone and said fiercely: "Then when you introduce yourself, you should say that I am Xiaohuahua, two and a half years old, a little pervert, I don't like people, I like to suck my dick, and I like to wiggle my butt, wiggle it..."

The more the two talked, the more tense the situation became, and a fight could easily break out in just a few words.

The police comrades hurriedly tried to stop them, and this time they warned with a stern face that if they continued to make noise, they would be taken away directly and allowed to calm down in the detention room first.

Liuliu was so scared that she immediately shut her mouth and stopped talking.

Xiaobai also introduced himself honestly.

It took so long to just introduce myself.

Then ask about the whole process.

The police comrade did not wait for Xiaobai and Liuliu to speak, but directly called out their names and asked Xiaomi to speak. Others could provide additional explanations, but they had to raise their hands and only speak after being allowed.

So everyone looked at Xiaomi eagerly.

Xiaomi Balabala briefly explained the whole process.

Children have limited ability to express themselves and many details are missing, so the police need to keep questioning them.

for example……

Seeing this, Xiaobai also laughed and said, "They think we are three-year-old children, hahaha~~~"

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Everybody burst into laughter.

They are not three-year-old children! If Xiao Xiaobai was here, she might be fooled, but they won't!

The police comrade then asked several questions, and everyone spoke at once, supplementing each other's answers, and explained the whole process clearly.

"Do you want us to perform for you?" Liuliu suddenly asked.

"Perform? How to perform?" the police comrade asked doubtfully.

Liuliu explained that it was just to act out this process.

Don't question the acting ability of great actors, there is no problem at all.

The police officer was also very interested. The two looked at each other and agreed.

So Xiaobai volunteered to be the director, let Liuliu play the villain, and the victim was Xier - she looked very gullible.

Dudu and Xiaomi play the role of bar staff and have to fight against the bad guys.

Cheng Cheng is the screenwriter, responsible for coordinating the lines and plot direction.

Seeing that Dudu and Xiaomi were eager to try, Liuliu was worried and reminded them, "Don't really hit me later. Be gentle."

If you use too much force, she will hit the porcelain! She will definitely hit the porcelain!

Dudu smiled and said, "If you don't resist, I won't use force."

Liuliu kept muttering to herself, the person she was most worried about was Dudu.

"Everyone take your positions..." Xiaobai shouted.

Liuliu got into the role in a second. Seeing Xiwawa with a lewd look on her face, she tricked Xiwawa into going to see the little goldfish.

That smile made Xiaobai want to punch that guy.

He even looks more like a bad guy than the two people who were also being interrogated in the station.

Xiaobai stood aside and watched the show. He was in a relaxed mood at first, but as he watched, his mood became heavier and heavier.

It’s because she found out that the cute little girl is so easy to fool!

Even though it's acting, it looks like Xiwawa is still very gullible!

From the performance in front of me, it seems that Liuliu can deceive Xiwawa into leaving nothing behind, and even after being sold, she helps count the money.

The more Xiaobai looked at it, the more worried he became, and his heart became heavy.

This happy doll!!!

Soon, Dudu and Xiaomi rushed forward and subdued Liuliu.

Liuliu did not resist at all and was caught very obediently.

According to the facts, she should have resisted violently and been punched several times.

But she was afraid that Dudu and Xiaomi would really be cruel to her, so she did not resist at all.

"It's over, that's it." Xiaobai shouted CUT as the director!

The police officer was very interested, but after watching the video, he made a new discovery and asked Liuliu: "Liuliu, before you entered the bar just now, you took out your cell phone and made a call. Did this really happen? Or did you act it out? Did you add a scene?"

Liuliu said with absolute certainty: "It's true, that man called."

The police comrades looked at Xiaobai and others, some nodded, and some indicated that they didn't notice.

The police officer's expression instantly became serious. The two of them whispered something, and the female one went out and went to the interrogation room to provide this information to the comrades who were interrogating them.