Daomu Biji: Wu Xie’s Private Notes

001 Poker-face

I met a very annoying kid. I’ve never seen someone like him before. He must be a narcolepsy patient with a moderate condition, because I see him sleeping wherever he can, except for when he’s walking. Even when he’s walking, he doesn’t speak, and it still seems like he’s half-asleep.

(The sketches of Consultant Zhang and Poker-Face are attached.)

I gave him the nickname “Poker-face”.

I don’t like to criticize people privately, but this guy is really too much. I’m what you would consider a sociable person, but his attitude gives off the impression that he doesn’t think it’s important to have any sort of relationship with me.

But I feel strangely safe whenever he’s around. Maybe people who are silent always give people the illusion that they are really awesome.

I really want to know what he’s hiding under his indifference.

002 A Ning

(Attached is a nosebleed-worthy illustration of A Ning’s sexiness)

There is no denying that I have some good feelings towards her, whether it’s because of her figure or her ambiguous attitude, but my sanity tells me that I must stay away from her.

This woman is so energetic that I’m envious of her. She seems like the kind of person who wouldn’t be left behind even if someone kicked her into the water and told her to swim after the boat.

After looking at her vitality, I’m starting to wonder if I should use the time I usually doze off on the recliner to start exercising.

But looking at her expression, I always think that she’s a little lonely.

003 Fatty

(The three sketches of Fatty doing “I’m king of the world” from the movie Titanic are attached, one of which seems to show half of his face covered by a piece of paper that was blown by the wind.)

I didn’t know we were picking up Fatty when we went to Yongxing Island. Maybe I had already been mixed up with him in my previous life or something.

It seemed that he was doing pretty well after the Seven Star Lu Palace incident, and had gained some weight. As soon as he was on the boat, he started complaining that his body would grow mushrooms if he kept staying in a damp environment. After drinking too much, he even pretended to be the king of the world.

This wasn’t the first time I had seen him, but I was only now interested in getting a closer look at him. It’s a pity I have nothing to say about him.