Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Meow? Meow meow meow?

Several big question marks appeared above Elsebel's head.

Does it actually work like this? Having said that, does the world’s ability to love require me to express what I need before it can give it to me? I thought it was passive, but I didn't expect it to be active... No, that's not right either...

It is indeed a passive, but passive does not [take effect anytime and anywhere], but [will take effect when conditions are met].

Then... I'm a little short of money? Elsebell thought for a while and said.

The next moment, a piece of paper floated in front of Elsebell and stuck to her face. Elsebel took it off and took a look and found that it was a lottery ticket, and it was the kind that bought 100 bets.

Guigui, I found the correct way to use this thing. Elsebell blinked, then blew a kiss to the deserted sky, and said with a smile: Thank you~

(At this time, the world consciousness is already so excited that it is humping on the bed like a maggot)

Elsebell casually stuffed the materials into her pocket, then followed the mysterious figure just now, got into the secret door behind the wall, and then walked all the way towards the elevator in front.

‘If I had known that this ability was so easy to use, would I still be in such trouble? ’ Elsebell muttered something.

After the target person walked into the elevator, he took out a magnetic card and slid it over the electronic floor version of the elevator. At that time, the elevator floor button was reversed, revealing a feather icon.

‘No, you are afraid that others will not know that this elevator has something to do with Wu Xiang, right? ’ Elsie Bell looked at this operation and everyone was dumbfounded, ‘You even specially carved a five-feather logo? Turtle, you might as well put a sign upstairs pointing to the [Wuxianghui Secret Base Entrance]!

Hey, why are all these villain organizations so stupid?

Elsebell crossed her arms and followed the elevator down slowly, thinking: 'However, it seems that it is not incomprehensible. After all, if the villain is not stupid and probably leaves some signs, how can the protagonist and his group discover the villain? Where's the trace? ’

If you think about it from this point of view, these villains really have to work hard. They have to ensure their villain style, do some bad things, and deliberately leave some loopholes for the protagonist to find out.

It’s not easy, not in any profession.

Soon, the elevator had descended to a range of 50 meters underground. This depth made Elsebell frown.

The people in this organization are a bit generous. Have you not considered the possibility that the elevator will be in disrepair and cause an accident? If the cable of the elevator breaks, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive if I fall 50 meters high...

However, Elsebell's worries are obviously unnecessary. After all, this person is an important member of the villain organization at first glance. According to the development of the plot, it is impossible that this person will only fall into the hands of the protagonist and his party...

Crunch——

Boom——

Oh, the elevator crashed.

Hey, why did you forget that Elsie Bell also has a skill that you love in this world? No, she had the idea of ​​'the elevator is broken and will fall down', but the world consciousness didn't even look at it, and waved her big hand: Don't show me her requests in the future, just tick them all and that's it!

Therefore, this theoretically impossible thing happened.

End of this chapter

Oh Duo Duo, this can't be done - After seeing the elevator falling like this, Elsebell couldn't help scratching her head. She ducked into the interior of the elevator, and then glanced at the man who was frantically hammering. The man in black who opened the door couldn't help but sigh.

Who made me a cute and charming villain...ah, where is the decent character? There is no other way. For the sake of my information, you can't keep silent.

Elsebell grabbed the man's collar with her left hand, then suspended it in mid-air, and dragged the roof of the elevator with her right hand - but the elevator didn't give Elsebell any face, it thought it had a free soul, so it accompanied With a muffled dong sound, the elevator's Tianling cover directly separated from the elevator body.

No, you are also a villain organization after all. Can't you spend more money on the maintenance and safety of the equipment? Elsebell fell into a speechless mood. Is this quality? At least it can be carried out. Impact, okay?

She didn't even think about it. The elevator was already a heavy thing, and it still fell nearly thirty meters from mid-air. It was not an exaggeration to say that the impact of gravity acceleration could lift the lid of the elevator.

You...who are you? The man in black, who was lifted up in the air like a chicken by Elsebell, raised his head and looked at Elsebel tremblingly - strange, why is her The skirt has a subtle light that makes people seem to be able to see it, but also seems not to be able to see it? And her breasts are so flat. From this angle, you can see her chin perfectly, without any ups and downs.

Ah, you old fool, you are still in the mood to look at Elsebell's skirt and comment on her curves at this time! Lao Se approved! Fortunately, Ai Xibei's clothes have [visible and invisible blessings], otherwise they would be gone!

Me? Elsebell lowered her head, looked at the man in black, and said with a smile: I am the light of the righteous path~ We meet again, Mr. Xuanwu.

... Mr. Xuanwu... no, it should be Xuanzong Qiwu. He was looking at Aixibeier who was grabbing his clothes with a dark face.

He knew very well where he was, and since this hateful little man appeared next to him, it meant...

Is everything exposed?

It depends on whether you and I have different understandings of the word 'everything'. Elsebell smiled slightly and said: Maybe what I think is everything is just your identity and the organization you belong to, and Everything you understand may also mean how many times you have suffered from prostatitis and hemorrhoids, and how many times you have watched short movies.”

'Grass! ’

Even if his own life was in the hands of the other party, Qi Wu Xuanzong couldn't help but cursed: Labour and management are Qi Wu Xuanzong! He is the ruler of the Osaka region! I can't find the woman I want, how can I possibly see it? Little movie!”

Oh, that is to say, you don't deny that you have suffered from prostatitis and hemorrhoids? Elsebell showed an expression of sudden realization.

... Qi Wu Xuanzong's face almost turned red, and he roared: Wow, ah, ah, ah, Shi can be killed and not humiliated! Wu Xiang will be on board!

After saying that, he retracted his hands toward the inside of the black robe, and used a golden cicada to escape from its shell. It fell directly towards the bottom of the elevator shaft, and during the fall, he made a provocative gesture towards Elsie Bell. Middle finger.

Then Elsebell grabbed the collar of his coat.

Don't stop, keep going! Elsie Bell glanced at Qi Wu Xuanzong, who had a dull look on his face, and said, You still have your jacket, lining, trousers, socks and underwear. You can take them off one by one, I won't stop you.

Qi Wu Xuanzong glanced at Ai Sibei in despair, then opened his mouth and shouted: Wuxiang will be on board!

Then he was lifted up by Elsie Bell and punched on the cheek. The teeth inlaid with poison flew out in Qi Wu Xuanzong's desperate eyes. It took several seconds before there was a crisp ding-ding sound of falling. .

The old trick of hiding poison in the teeth has come out, okay little brother. Ai Sibei looked at Qi Wu Xuanzong who was lifted up by his clothes with a smile, and said: Is there any other tricks? ? If not, prepare to fly?

Fly...? Qi Wu Xuanzong looked at Ai Si Bei Er slowly, but before he could ask anything, Ai Si Bei Er had already woohooed and took off.

Woah, chirp, woah, woah—

In a desperate situation, Qi Wu Xuanzong actually learned the murloc language of Azeroth without any teacher, and it sounded very rhythmic.

Oh, you are also the ruler of the Osaka region after all, right? Elsebell glanced at Qi Wu Xuanzong, who was making a fish-man cry in his hand, and said angrily: It's just a flight, don't be so surprised. Bar.

You...you're not crazy about Wia! Qi Wu Xuanzong asked stammering - he had previously thought that the elevator incident was a trick of Elsie Bell and her organization, and the reason why Elsie Bell was able to levitate was In the elevator shaft, it was also because the wire was hanging...

But can your cell phone make a 3,600-degree swing in the air? !

What is Wia? Is it delicious? Elsebell stopped the rattlesnake maneuver, and then flew towards the Angel District with Qi Wu Xuanzong, who had lost half his life and started to spit, Moses Moses? Mr. Xuanwu ?”

Well, I'm already dizzy and completely unresponsive.

Well, it seems that a mortal's physique is only capable of carrying 18 rattlesnakes at most. Elsebell nodded thoughtfully, and after using magic power to form a shield, she accelerated her flying speed.

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Angel area, conference room.

Welcome to the Angel District, Mr. Xuanwu. Elsebell sat on a chair, looked at Qiwu Xuanzong who was trapped in the chair in front, and said with a smile, Oh, you could have been the ruler of Osaka District. , visiting here in an official capacity... it’s not a big problem, just treat it as a drill in advance.”

What a shit, can I still survive after the show?

Little aunt, who is he? Reinhardt, who was forcibly called from the construction site by a series of life-threatening calls, wiped the dust on his face with a towel, looked at Qi Wuxuanzong who was tied to the chair strangely, and said.

Qi Wu Xuanzong, the ruler of the Osaka area, and if nothing else, he is also a member of the Wuxiang Society. Elsie Bell walked to Qi Wu Xuanzong, then pulled off his sleeves and looked at him The tattoo on his arm complained: So when I first collected the information about the Wuxiang Society, I was complaining. Why does your villain organization have to put a mark on your body to represent your identity? I'm afraid that you won't be able to do it when others catch you. Can you confirm your identity?

This is the mark of glory! Qi Wu Xuanzong yelled angrily: Only those chosen by the gods are qualified to be branded!

Then it betrays you.

Only those chosen by God and able to survive the era are qualified to brand it!

Then it betrays you.

This is the mark of the supreme!

Then it betrays you.

Grass.

Elsie Bell looked at the furious Qi Wu Xuanzong, shrugged her shoulders, and then said to Lai Aotian: Hey, speaking of it, eldest nephew, do you think this guy's head looks like an egg with a lion's mane stuck on it?

?

Lai Aotian followed Ai Xibei'er's statement and looked over - how should I put it, Qi Wu Xuanzong is not young anymore, and when people reach middle age, their hairline is prone to subtle receding, so his forehead A little bit... shiny.

puff--

Lai Aotian turned his eyes away and let out a laugh. In the quiet conference room, this laughter was particularly harsh and deeply hurt Qi Wu Xuanzong's heart.

Wow, yeah, you can't kill a scholar! Qi Wu Xuanzong looked at Elsie Bell with his face flushed, and roared incompetently and furiously: Kill me if you have the guts, kill me ah ah ah !”

That won't work. Elsebell calmly waved her hand and said, If I kill you, where will I get the information about the Wuxiang Society?

Ha, you want me to betray the Wuxiang Society? You are dreaming! Qi Wu Xuanzong sneered. He has been specially trained. No matter how funny it is...ah, you are wrong. No matter how severe the punishment is, he will not There will be no wavering!

What tricks can you use? At my age, I eat more salt than you eat rice!

It's nothing more than pulling out nails, whipping, pepper spray, or sticking toothpicks between nails, or using a soldering iron, right?

Haha, if you dare me, I will take your last name today!

Qi Wu Xuanzong looked at Lai Aotian and Ai Xibei'er in front of him with a ferocious expression, and shouted loudly: Use any moves you have!

But, why do you want to retreat?

Ai Xibeier and Lai Aotian unknowingly retreated to a position nearly two meters away from Qi Wu Xuanzong, and then looked at the big men around them with disgust.

You just keep talking, what are you doing if you yell? Are you so stupid when you yell? Are you spitting? Elsie Bell looked at Qi Wu Xuanzong with disgust and said: You keep talking, you are just afraid. Only people who want to hide their inner fear by yelling, okay?

Baga, there is no way to compete!! Qi Wu Xuanzong roared.

I'm going to let you... Elsebell turned her right hand, and a red and orange oval iron can appeared in her hand, I'm going to let you...

Don't destroy the beautiful memories of Kugongine in my mind, you bastard! Damn me the canned herring!

Just when Aisibei was about to open the canned herring, Lai Aotian's face changed drastically after he reacted. He rushed over with a quick stride, stretched out his hand to grab the canned herring from Aisibei's hand, and shouted: Little Auntie, no, please show mercy!

It's too late! Elsebell turned her left hand, put on a gas mask on herself, and laughed: Kaka, let's die together!

You are wearing a gas mask and you are not going to die together! After Lai Aotian realized that human power was irreversible, he quickly turned around and rushed to the window, then pulled it away, kicked off his legs, and bravely jumped outside, ready to A high-rise rappelling from the 28th floor - however, his plan was aborted before it even started.

Don't run, eldest nephew. Elsie Bell grabbed Lai Aotian's belt with her left hand and dragged Lai Aotian back with tears in his eyes and his body hanging in the air, You also have a share of the gas mask! Your little aunt is The kind of person who lets AOE play without protecting his teammates?

... Lai Aotian recalled the grand occasion of her biological and chemical weapon AOE when he and Elsie Bell fought together against the Witch Cultists. He couldn't help but shook his head with tears in his eyes and said, No.

Sorry, I lied.

Because it really stinks.

End of this chapter

Lu Xun once said that people do not understand the joys and sorrows of people. This sentence probably means that no matter how awesome Chopin is, he cannot express the sadness of labor and capital.

Ahem, try again.

It probably means that others cannot understand your sorrow.

Before today, Qi Wu Xuanzong had never been able to understand this sentence, but now, he understood.

In this dim small room, Ai Sibei Er and Lai Aotian wore gas masks on their faces. Just two people staged a chaotic dance of demons in front of Qi Wu Xuanzong.

Come on, let's have a bite~ Elsie Bell held a large plate in her left hand and a piece of herring in her right hand, dangling in front of Qi Wu Xuanzong. Her voice, which was slightly distorted because of the mask, was like a devil's whisper. Wrapped around Qi Wu Xuanzong's ears, It's very good~ Take a bite~

That's right~ Lai Aotian also stood on the other side of Qi Wu Xuanzong with a plate, but his chopsticks were holding a piece of blue cheese, If you don't want to eat fish, blue cheese tastes like this. Very good~”

... Qi Wu Xuanzong's face was already red from holding his breath. He wanted to continue holding his breath, but the more he held his breath, the more he discovered that humans have limits.

Pfft-

The next moment, between breathing through the nose and breathing through the mouth, Qi Wu Xuanzong chose to breathe through the mouth - if you breathe through the mouth, you shouldn't be able to smell it, right?

However, the naive middle-aged man did not know that Elsebell was no longer Elsebel, but had transformed into the Nightmare of the Witch Cult, the Nightmare of the Vacuum Witch, and the Biological Demon.

The moment Qi Wu Xuanzong opened his mouth to breathe.

Kong Ming, my aunt is great!

As Elsie Bell shouted, she and Lai Aotian raised their chopsticks in unison, and a piece of herring and a piece of blue cheese were accurately stuffed into Qi Wu Xuanzong's mouth.

Uh... ugh...

The next moment, Qi Wu Xuanzong showed the same symptoms as the Vacuum Witch Pandora. This scene fully proved that under absolute power, there is no big difference in the reactions of the uncle and the beautiful girl.

By the way, before Qi Wu Xuanzong's water gun skill was activated, Ai Sibei Er and Lai Aotian had already hid aside, perfectly dodging this attack.

Little brother, aren't you ready to tell us? Elsie Bell came to Qi Wu Xuanzong's side with a plate in hand and said, It's not good for everyone if we hold on until we die, right?

... For the first time, Qi Wu Xuanzong felt that it was not that our army was unwilling, but that the enemy's army was too cunning.

This is a biological weapon, this is inhumane! How can you do this? Wow, are you devils?