Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Betty, do you know? Elsebell looked at Beatrice seriously and said, The so-called great responsibility given by heaven to this person...

Bah, bah, bah! Beatrice interrupted Elsie Bell's speech with a look of disgust, and said, Do you think Betty is still the Betty who was easily fooled by you before?

Ah, hey~ Elsebell scratched her head and said, Oh, Betty has grown up, it's hard to fool her anymore.

Rua! Beatrice angrily bit Elsebell's face and said, Betty is angry! Betty is going to bite someone!

Ah, here, didn't you bite me already? Elsebell pointed to the tooth mark on her face and said innocently: You're killing me first and then showing off.

What a waste of time! Beatrice sat on the armrest of the throne angrily, and then said, Betty wants to go too this time!

Ah, what about the files?

Who cares! Beatrice said angrily: Besides, you yourself said that we can't stay here forever, so you might as well just throw the documents to someone who can handle it themselves.

Okay, let's make this decision. Elsebell thought for a while and felt that what Beatrice said made sense, so she shrugged her shoulders and said, Then let's fish together!

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If you say fish, fish!

When it comes to catching fish, I Love Sibel is no joke!

Elsebell left a message to the people in the parliament - I fished and ran away! After leaving a message that you should handle everything yourself, she swaggered towards Brix Fortress with Nina and the four members of the Copper Alchemist group.

Damn Steel Boy!

Along with Mustang's roar, he stepped forward and charged towards Edward.

Today I, Roy Mustang, am going to let you know why Huo'er is so popular!

The next moment, he and Edward collided with each other. The two of them were fighting back and forth so lively that Hohenheim and others who were watching on the side couldn't help but take out a small stool and melon seeds and start admiring them.

Come on, Edward! Hohenheim gave his eldest son some symbolic encouragement, then he got in front of Alphonse and said, My son, your brother's height is a bit clumsy.

There is no way. Alphonse looked at his father helplessly and said, After all, Nissan has equipment made by Wen Lisang.

Tsk, did you learn to show affection at such a young age? Hohenheim curled his lips disdainfully and said, I didn't even learn to be like him.

Uh-huh, oh-oh, oh-oh. Alphonse glanced at his father - the collar of his clothes had the word 'Feng' embroidered by his mother, and there was a couple's necklace with his mother on his neck, and on his hand There are couple bracelets, couple rings, and amulets made by my mother hanging on the belt.

Hehe, daddy, you really didn’t learn from Nissan, because your rank has already surpassed Nissan! How can anyone imitate someone whose rank is lower than their own?

While a few people were chatting, Elsie Bell had already opened the door and walked in, shouting: Yo yo yo, everyone is practicing!

Oh oh oh, so awesome! Nina looked at Edward and Mustang who were fighting and exclaimed Suguoyi~.

So cute.

Master, why are you here? Edward glanced at Elsebell and exclaimed, Are you fishing again?

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Elsebell tilted her head, what does it mean to fish again? Is your little master Ai a bad loli who fishes all day long? That must be impossible! Your little master Ai is a good and innocent loli!

Is your little Master Ai a fisherman? Elsie Bell couldn't help but ask, Do you know that you are slandering me? A warning from the lawyer!

No, Master. Edward asked with a speechless expression, Almost everyone knows about your ability to fish!

What a shame! Elsebell rushed forward, then put her foot on Edward's butt, kicking Edward to the ground. Did you say that about your master? Fishing... fishing... Son, is that a problem? That’s a reasonable arrangement of time! So can I be called the Fishing Queen? That’s not possible! I want to be called the Time Management Master!

Good guy... Edward rubbed his butt and sat up, saying, Master is indeed a master, this is shameless...

Um?

This is the ability to recognize oneself, one of four countries! Edward said with admiration.

I always feel like you are mocking me again? Elsebell glanced at Edward and said, Forget it, for the sake of having guests today, I won't continue beating you.

‘Oh, that means if there are no guests, you will continue to beat me? ’ Douding pursed his lips, and then set his sights on Nina behind Elsebell.

Who is this kid? Edward patted the dust on his pants, squatted in front of Nina, and said with a smile: Could it be that he is the master's new disciple?

Nina is not my disciple. Elsebell denied, She is the daughter of an alchemist in the center.

What about her father?

He ran away. Elsebell shrugged and said, I don't know the specific reason. Anyway, after I took Nina back for a meal, I found out that her father had run away.

Run...ran away? Edward showed a confused expression.

Why did he run away...that's strange.

Hey, why are you thinking so much? Elsebell waved her hand and said: Today I brought Nina to come and play with you! Bullying... ahem, leave it to me to train Mustang!

‘So you just said bullying, right? ’ Mustang looked at Elsebell quietly from the side.

I am really unlucky to have such a master on the stall.

Come on, come on. Elsebell moved her shoulders and said, Nina, please let brother Edward and brother Alphonse play with you first.

Nina wants to see big sister fight! Nina looked at Elsebell with bright eyes and said, Since big sister is big brother's master, she must be very powerful!

That's right! Ai Sibei laughed, then rubbed her nose and said, Your little sister Ai is the strongest in the world!

No rebuttal accepted!

Oh oh oh! Come on, big sister! Nina sat on the small bench prepared by Alphonse for her, then waved her short hands and shouted loudly: Come on, big sister!

Don't worry! Elsebell gave Nina a thumbs up and said, Let's see how big sister beats this vicious-looking big brother away in seconds!

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Mustang felt very wronged. Why am I the big brother with a vicious look? Shouldn't a handsome guy like me be the big brother of a handsome group?

Speaking of which, Colonel Mustang. Elsebell said while moving her wrists and doing preparatory exercises: You have been training here for about a month. Have you ever told your little lover about your situation? action?

I have called back before, Mustang said. Lisa already knows that I will stay here for about half a year, and will also cover for me.

Oh, I haven't said who it is yet. I just said a little lover. Do you know that I am referring to Lisa? Elsebell raised her eyebrows, then touched her chin and said, If this What will happen if Lisa finds out what you said?

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Mustang showed a melancholy expression.

Xiba, that’s sloppy.

Foreword, Teacher in Heaven (Lisa’s father), I may have to go see you.

Don't worry, your master is not such a boring person. Elsebell looked at Mustang seriously and said, So as long as you can withstand three moves in front of me, I won't tell Lisa about this. ,How about it?

Three moves?

right.

There won't be anything like 2.1 or 2.2, right?

No, just 1 move, 2 moves, 3 moves.

Okay! The rain stopped, the sky cleared, and Mustang was ready again - if it was just three moves, the problem... wouldn't be big!

End of this chapter

If there is a time machine in this world, then Mustang will definitely find the so-called time machine, and then go back to the past and beat up the person who is gradually getting rid of him.

Roy Mustang, don't you know what kind of bird-like person your master is?

Why are you so careless!

Three moves?

Ah!

Colonel Mustang was pinned down by Edward and Alphonse, and then Hohenheim sat on him and stuffed his mouth with lemons.

Anyway, I couldn’t struggle or speak.

Ah, I am really too arrogant.

Mustang fell to the ground after being knocked down by Elsebell's kick and kick. He felt a little sad in his heart.

Uh-huh, now, I'm going to call Second Lieutenant Lisa in front of everyone! Elsebell calmly took out the phone, put it on the ground, and said in front of everyone's expectant eyes. .

Fight, fight! Edward said, fearing that the world would be in chaos: Tell that woman that Colonel Mustang is here to spy on women taking baths every night!

Nissan, it's too much to frame Colonel Mustang like this. Alphonse couldn't help but retorted; Not every night, only three or four times a week.

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Mustang looked at Alphonse in shock - I'm a fool, I didn't expect that Alphonse, who looks harmless to humans and animals, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is actually the same as the Steel Bean Ding?

Grass (a plant), I forgot that you are biological brothers! So it’s not hard to understand that you both have the same urine!

At this moment, Mustang decisively blacklisted both the Elric brothers - if you have a party in the future, you must not drink with these two little brats! These two people are definitely the kind who will try their best to get you drunk at the wine table, and then turn on the video recorder to record your ugly behavior while drunk, and then during the subsequent party, The one who released it on the spot and made everyone in the audience hahahahahaha!

Absolutely! !

Mustang gritted his teeth and decided to try his best to find an opportunity to take revenge!

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On the other side, with everyone watching, Elsie Bell turned on the hands-free button on the phone, then took the note in her hand and said, Let me see, 086...

Soon, the call was connected, and the ringtone of the Mustang's computer came from the hands-free phone speaker.

There was... Mustang's humming sound coming from inside.

Bah, bah, bah, snap your fingers. I am the Alchemist of Fire. I am a man who will become the president. My dream is to have a harem in a miniskirt. Today, I am also practicing snapping my fingers in front of the mirror. I will light a fire in your heart. My heart is also on fire, the firepower tonight is a bit too strong...

Snapped--

Elsebell hung up the phone expressionlessly, then turned her head, and together with the others, looked at Mustang on the ground with a complicated look.

Ah, so is your ringtone like this?

Colonel Mustang... Edward let go of Mustang's hand with a complicated look on his face, and then stood up - almost at the same time as him, Alphonse and Hohenheim also stood up, and then they all stood up. Standing aside, looking at Mustang with a complicated expression.

Feeling the awkward and impolite atmosphere in the air, Mustang hammered the ground with his right fist and gritted his teeth and said, You guys should say something!

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On the side of the training ground, a large carpet was spread on the ground. Elsa was kneeling on the carpet, Elsabel leaned in her arms, and then rested her legs on Rem's legs, leisurely. Watching the battle between Ram and Mustang.

To be honest, Ram is not in a good mood now. After all, the opportunity to rub Elsebell's legs was originally hers, but who made Mustang say that there was an aura about Rem that made him feel uncomfortable, so he tried his best to resist. Woolen cloth?

Bah, you are a stinker! Hot chicken stuff! Even the breath of ice escaping from Rem's body couldn't stand it! Hot chicken!

Do you think Ram is angry?

Ram was angry, and Mustang's life was not very good. Under Ram's bad taste, she suppressed her physical fitness to a level similar to Masta's, but she let her martial arts compete with the horse. Stan is a little bit taller.

What kind of experience is this?

Probably when you play CS, you snipe with the opponent for a while, and then after you die, you find that you have knocked out 99 points of the opponent's health;

It's probably like playing chicken, fighting each other for a while, and watching the replay after death, you find that the opponent only has a trace of health;

It's probably like when you play LOL, solo with the opponent in the middle, and after a while of manipulation, after doing everything you can, you find that the opponent still has single-digit health after killing you, and there is still a ignition on his body, but he is saved by Triumph.

And it happens every time. Just tell me whether you are angry or not.

Tsk, tsk, Ram is really an evil person. Elsebell watched Ram hit Mustang's disciple with an elbow, then hooked his right foot, causing Mustang to fall to the ground, and commented, I hit Mr. Mustang on the kidney deliberately... Oh! It looks like it will hurt for a while.

Of course, Ram's attack will not cause any damage to Mustang's kidneys, but will give him a mouthful of milk, making Mustang's kidneys better than before!

But, it hurts.

Really hurts.

How painful is it?

Probably the little toe of your right foot accidentally kicked on the cabinet. When you were jumping in place in pain, the sole of your left foot suddenly stepped on the Lego on the ground.

It probably hurts that much.

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You see, Mustang was in so much pain that he couldn't speak. He could only lie on the ground holding his belly and making a groaning sound.