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Is there another one? Rick sat on the chair again. After taking a sip of the drink handed over by Hubie, he held his chin and said, I have more and more chips here. You guys? As long as you win a handful, you can immediately become a master.

...

The surrounding forest elves all looked at each other.

you go……

Why don't you go?

I can't guess.

It's like I can guess it...

After a while of discussion, the onlookers fell silent again. After looking at each other, they looked forward to the challenge of the next brave man - maybe after a few more looks, they would figure out the secret! Then won’t you make a lot of money by then?

End of this chapter

Hey, today's elves are really inferior to each other. Following Rick's sigh, the free elves sitting in front of him all lowered their heads in shame.

Being mocked, damn it.

No, I've been waiting for half an hour. Is there really no one here? Rick tapped the edge of the bowl with the chopsticks in disappointment and said, Don't miss it if you pass by. This is a good opportunity. ! As long as you win, not only will the families behind me belong to you, but you will also receive two generations of Corollas! Are you really not moved?

Only if you are not moved will there be ghosts! But those squatting mushrooms behind you are all victims of temptation! ! No matter how tempted we are, no matter how hot-tempered we are, we must have the ability to crack it!

Tsk, it looks like there's really no one left. Rick smacked his lips, stood up, stretched, and said, Forget it, let's close the stall - Phil, help me count, Now I have roughly how much power the elves have.

Leave it to me~ Phil nodded with a smile - the more awesome Rick was, the happier she was! Because the more this happens, the greater the chance that Rick will master the forest elf species! And the greater the possibility of her Kurami getting rid of his slave status!

All in all, it’s very enjoyable!

Driven by a happy mood, Phil ran to the mushroom field behind Rick, then took out his notebook with a smile and started recording.

Well~ First of all, it's the Barbatos family... Unfortunately, this bet only represents his own family, otherwise... Phil sighed a little disappointed.

The system of the elf species is that several super big families form a council, and then under each big family, there are a lot of small families affiliated! But Rick's game will only count the family itself, and the small families affiliated below will not be counted - if it were counted, I'm afraid the entire elf race would now belong to Rick.

'However, except for the Barbatos family, which is a bit stupid, the other big families are very smart. Phil sighed helplessly - although there are 23... Oh, including the Barbatos family as the patriarch of 24 families, it also means that Rick controls 24 families, but in fact, these 24 Except for the Barbatos family, the families are all small families.

How to put it, in words that everyone can understand, that is, although Rick controls half of China's population, almost all of the population in this half of China is in impoverished mountainous areas, and there are almost no high-income people.

After Phil told Rick the news, Rick touched his chin and said: In other words, although I control half of the elf species on the surface, in fact, at the decision-making level, I don’t have much say, do I?”

Yes. Phil nodded and said helplessly: It seems that the people in these small families are either unable to calm down and want to rise to the top, or they are scapegoats pushed by the big families.

Okay, it's all in the plan. Rick shrugged his shoulders and said, Then it's time for the second phase of the battle plan.

Hey, is there a second stage?

Isn't this natural? Rick glanced at Phil and said matter-of-factly: I have considered this happening from the beginning. After all, the elves are not complete fools. They will definitely do it. Be on guard.

Uh, okay. Phil twitched the corner of his mouth. She felt more and more that Rick couldn't be messed with. This guy was like watching ten movies from one movie to another. If you were an enemy of him, you wouldn't even know where he was. Which floor is it? Anyway, you must be on the first floor.

Then... what is the second phase of the plan? Phil asked curiously.

Conspiracy and conspiracy. Rick held out two fingers and said: Conspiracy means that those big families have to play games with me, and conspiracy means that they have to play games with me.

Is there any difference between these two...?

Of course there is a difference. You can make the other party feel uncomfortable or more uncomfortable. Rick chuckled and said: Conspiracy makes the other party feel very uncomfortable, and conspiracy makes the other party extremely uncomfortable.

... Phil subconsciously hugged his arms, making the fat on his chest more prominent, and the shiver that followed made people suspicious...

Is it really that sexy? Miss, can I catch it? Just a moment, I promise!

Are you going to use conspiracy or conspiracy? Ronnie asked, who was yawning at the side.

Tsk tsk tsk, Ronnie, the first day you met me? Rick raised his eyebrows and said: Do you still remember? When you asked me to choose between the forest elf and the goblin. ,My answer.

...

Ronnie and Zhenhong looked at each other, and both of them covered their faces in unison.

What's your answer? Phil asked, not knowing what was going on.

Children only make choices... Rick sneered and said, And I want them all!

When conspiracies and conspiracy come together, I will make them suffer even more!

Rick, you should treat yourself as a human being. Coronie said with a black face on the side, No matter what, these people will be your subordinates from now on. If you really disgust them, will it... No? Very good?

Tsk, since Ke'er pleads for them, let's get rid of the conspiracy. Rick picked his ears and said, Then let's use an honest conspiracy.

What are Rick going to do...? Hubie blinked his eyes, looked at Rick eagerly, and asked, Conspiracy.

I have two conspiracy... well, they are relatively simple to implement. Rick raised two fingers and said: The first conspiracy is the splitting journey of the forest elves.

Split...split!? Phil opened his mouth wide.

Yes, I have mastered more than half of the forest elves. Although they are all ordinary class personnel, they are still humans, right? Rick raised his eyebrows and said: I will directly split a forest elf. The Second Empire came out, and then asked Zhenhong and Nina to create new magic, and only the residents of the Second Empire were allowed to learn it. What do you think those old antiques will do?

Then... I must not be able to sit still. Phil murmured.

Then, the second conspiracy. Rick put down the second finger and said: The forest elves have finished dealing with it. Let's... go to the goblins.

...

Phil's scalp started to tingle.

Good guy, these two actions are indeed a conspiracy, and it is a conspiracy of the nature of forcing the palace - you old guys, either prepare to play games with me, or prepare to be kicked out of the alliance by us and become the tears of the times!

Wow, this is so uncomfortable! It's more uncomfortable than being beaten by 17 cards when Lu Wu opened. This is the level of discomfort that Aunt Yu Shuang felt when being beaten by 20 cards! ! !

Phil, during this period, you will lead these people to consciously carry out separatist activities in the territory of the forest elves. The main work is to start to move the living area, and then after enclosing the territory, carry out defensive isolation measures- Rick Touching his chin, he said: How should I put it? Just tell those old guys openly that we want to establish our own business.

I understand. Phil felt a little excited in her heart. After all, she was so angry at those old immortals before, but now it seems that she can take revenge openly and honestly. It's a bit... refreshing!

As for us... Rick pointed his right hand toward the west and said, The target is the goblin species, let's go!

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The goblins are a race that also cannot use magic, but compared to humans, although they cannot use magic, they are born treasures.

The hair of their goblin species is made of true spiritual silver, and their eyes are made of induction copper, which have the functions of amplifying elves and synchronizing souls respectively. Zhenhong supported his chin and said with a smile on his face: How should I put it, probably It belongs to...a rare mineral that is alive.

It's equivalent to a person's hair and body hair being gold, and then his eyes being ice imperial green... maybe? There may be more precious metals, you can substitute them yourself.

Good guy... Rick glanced at Ronnie and said, In other words, if we sell this guy off, will we make a fortune?

Almost... much. Hubie nodded and asked.

That's a must! Zhenhong couldn't wait to come over, and then said with enthusiasm: So, let's do it now?

Hey, hey, hey! Looking at Zhen Hong who was avenging his personal revenge, Ronnie said with a dark look on his face, Climb for me and extract the semen!

puff--

Coronie covered her mouth and looked away - for some reason, the word pervert always made Coronie laugh.

That's not possible. Ronnie is one of the important cores in our effort to conquer the goblins. Rick supported his chin and said, If you want to attack him, at least wait until the goblins are conquered.

Hey, are you serious! Ronnie twisted his body unnaturally, then looked at Rick dryly and said, Rick, this kind of joke... is not funny at all. ?”

It's not that Ronnie is cowardly, but during this period, Ronnie and Zhenhong watched helplessly as Rick used the method outside the atmosphere to easily stir up the turmoil of the forest elves - these old enemies were frightened, okay? ? To be fair, if Rick had asked Ronnie and Zhenhong to sing together before, not only would they not sing, they would even fight! And now, if Rick asks Ronnie and True Red to sing again, they might sing Auld Lang Syne and dance a jazz dance at the same time.

Just ask you if it scares you.

Just kidding, how could I do something to my friend~ Rick smiled at Ronnie, and Ronnie shivered all over.

You won’t attack your friends, that is to say, you will attack your enemies?

May the only God bless that my compatriots will not do anything stupid.

End of this chapter

Amidst the eager anticipation of everyone on the spaceship, Rick and his team finally slowly approached the territory of the goblin species.

Wow, what kind of living environment is this? Looking at the desolate land in front of him, Rick couldn't help but smacked his tongue and said, Isn't this too bad?

Pretend, keep pretending. Ronnie glanced sideways at Rick and said, I don't believe you haven't collected all the living conditions for our species.

Oh, Mr. Ronny, this is your fault. Rick shook his head and looked at Ronny and said, I know, the forest elves also know, and everyone on the ship knows it except Coronie!

Coronie, who was suddenly cueed: ?

It’s none of my business again! ?

But the readers in front of the mobile phone don't know! Rick said seriously, Why do I ask this question? At this time, you, as a goblin, should answer my question and explain it by the way. Reader’s doubts!”

By the way, wouldn’t it be nice to also mention the number of words?

I see, I didn't understand Lord Rick's meaning. I'm really sorry! Ronnie shook his head with emotion, then put his hands on his hips and said, Okay, then I will explain it carefully. We goblins lifestyle!”

Sorry, you don't have a chance. Rick sighed helplessly, then reached out and patted Ronnie on the shoulder, saying: Look, the real red people over there are already talking to the camera. ——You, you have to learn how to make your presence felt in front of the audience, okay? Originally, your appearance as an uncle is not comparable to that of a beautiful girl with blond hair and big waves, and you are also a forest elf that everyone longs for, but now you are still... If you don’t seize the opportunity to increase your presence... Hey, if in a few days, the elf in our team is replaced by a cute girl from you, I won’t be surprised at all.”

No way! Ronnie was not calm anymore. He touched his head and said a little numbly, Can this little loli be better than me?

?

Rick looked at Ronnie and asked, Are you serious?

How can you compare to a little loli's mouth and teeth! You have some idea in your mind, idiot!

Please, I am the leading inventor in the history of goblins, right? Ronnie patted his chest and said with a dissatisfied look on his face: I can't invent anything!

Can you invent anything... Rick nodded thoughtfully and said, Okay, I understand, then you can invent one for me and it will automatically pop up if you spread it out on the table. Tablecloths for delicious food.”

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Or invent for me a radish that looks like a radish when it is planted, but when it is opened, the food that the person who opened it likes to eat will appear inside!

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Or invent a badge that as long as you wear it, no matter what you do, no one will condemn you!

Or it's a cloak that can reflect any energy attack!

And the most important time machine!

No, no, no, Boss Rick, are you kidding me? Ronnie looked at Rick with a twitching face and said, How can these things you mentioned be made by normal means!

This is simply a black technology that violates the conservation of energy, okay? Why do other foods grow inside radish? If your favorite thing is fried chicken, wouldn’t the inside of a radish be fried chicken?

Why on earth would something like this grow?

Tsk, tsk, that means you can't do it? Rick glanced sideways at Ronnie and said with a hint of ridicule: Huohuo, it turns out that the goblin inventor can't even do these things?

?

Ronnie, who felt deeply that he had been underestimated, rolled up his sleeves and said angrily: Aren't they just these weird props? I don't believe I can't make them!

Just joking, he angrily walked to the bow of the spacecraft, then sat cross-legged on the ground, folded his arms, and fell into thinking.

Ah this... Coronie looked at Ronnie like this and couldn't help but said with a confused look on her face: Mr. Ronnie... what are you doing now?

Didn’t you say you wanted to invent something? Then shouldn't it be time to retreat into seclusion and find a lot of parts, along with electric sparks and goggles, and then a series of boomboomboom?

He? Isn't he making inventions~ Nina glanced at Coronie, scratched her head and said, Don't you know? This is how goblins invent things?

……daze?

According to them, they are... looking for inspiration. Nina blinked and said, The goblins rely on... to invent things.

Don't think! Just feel it!

Ronnie crossed his arms and said loudly: As long as the feeling comes, this kind of thing can be invented in minutes!

Good guy!

The people of Coronne are all stupid. Your goblin inventions are... just... Buddhist inventions? You are already a mature brain, it’s time to figure out how to invent on your own?

Wait……

Coronie suddenly showed a thoughtful expression, and she whispered: In this case, did you think of it yourself, or did your brain think of it?

As we all know, your fourth dimension comes from your brain. So, You have a mature brain, it's time to invent it yourself. Is it the mature brain that came up with it, or did you come up with it yourself?

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