Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Rick slapped himself in the face - Damn it, why are my teammates backstabbing me one after another! I have my whole heart for Hubie!

Rick... Coronie looked at Rick with a complicated face and said, During the war, the reproduction of human beings is the most important thing, so it doesn't matter even if you attack children! And Hubi is a machine The Kai species cannot be calculated based on human age, but this child is a real child!

Idiot Ke Er! She is a goblin, and she cannot be calculated based on human age! Rick glared at Coronie and said angrily.

Oh, it's okay. Coronie responded, then gave a thumbs up to Rick and said, Rick, be brave and go forward!

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Rick tilted his head, and then looked at Coronie hesitantly. He felt that Coronie was framing him, but he had no evidence.

No, Coronie, aren’t you the queen yourself? So... I always want to harm people? Good guy, you are worthy of being a woman from the Dora family!

So silly!

Sure enough... do you want to attack me? The goblin girl looked at Rick with a wary face. She even raised her hands and hugged her chest in a gesture of resistance.

You guys... Rick looked resentfully at Zhen Hong and others who were watching the fun and did not mind the matter, and said, Is this opening considered a lolicon opening?

Hahaha~ Zhenhong laughed happily, Come on, Captain~ Don't let me laugh at you~

At the same time, Zhen Hong burst into laughter like a queen in her heart: Oh ho ho ho, Mr. Rick, I said a long time ago that people from my Nilbalen family are very narrow-minded~~~

This is the true red's revenge!

... Rick glanced helplessly at Zhen Hong, whose eyes almost leaked out of pride. He couldn't help but sigh, and then continued: Zhen Hong, a woman who is too petty cannot marry. .”

I have a lover! Zhenhong hugged Nina with a proud look on her face, and her momentum of hitting someone with the ball directly overwhelmed Nina's face - do you think Nina would struggle? No, she looks very happy.

Tsk, you think you can make things difficult for me like this? Rick sneered. After tidying up his clothes, he walked up to the wary-looking goblin Lolita and said, I can help you. , make your singing sound better!

Shua——

Loli jumped out from the ground, then held Rick's hand with excitement, and said with gleaming eyes: Really!

There are two methods. Rick raised two fingers and said calmly: The first method is relatively simple, but the second method is very difficult.

First, let's talk about the difficult part first! Loli said nervously.

The most difficult thing is to do two things. The first is to study and practice your singing skills in detail, and the second is to compose music specifically for you based on the characteristics of your voice. Rick said the most royal method, which is Hard practice + song coordination - singing skills are definitely needed, and suitable songs are also important! After all, Tengger's singing about the cycle of love is really top-notch.

What about the simple one? Little Loli asked again.

The simple method is really simple. Rick smiled and said: Well, he is just a bit useless as a tuner - little guy, a tuner with an annual salary of millions, do you know?

Tuner? What is that? Little Loli tilted her head.

This is simple. Rick raised his eyebrows. He took out the tablet he received from Elsebell, then opened a software and said, Although it is not a professional software, I can barely use it. It’s enough.”

With that said, Rick handed the tablet to the little Loli and said, Sing a few lines.

The little loli nodded her head, then sang a short piece casually, and then handed the tablet to Rick again. After taking the tablet, Rick put on the headphones and started operating for a while.

What is he doing? Zhenhong asked Ronnie strangely.

I don't know either. Ronnie scratched his head.

Aren't you a goblin? Zhen Hong glanced at Ronnie dissatisfied and said, Shouldn't this kind of thing be what you are good at?

What I am good at is also the creation of the goblin species. It is obvious that this thing is not from our world. I am good at it? Ronnie rolled his eyes. Is this White Rabbit asking such a question like a ghost?

It's useless! Zhenhong looked at Ronnie with disgust, making him clenched his fists.

I want to hit someone! !

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After struggling for a few minutes, Rick pulled out the headphones with a pale face, then put his finger on the play button and said, Well, let's listen to the result after tuning.

yes!

Little Loli sat nervously in front of Rick, while Zhenhong and Ronnie looked at the tablet in Rick's hand as if they were in danger! Rick didn't hesitate and just pressed the play button.

A crisp and elegant voice came out from the tablet, like a clear spring flowing, making everyone look horrified - is this, really, the song that this loli... sang just now? ? ? Good guy, this is like Fat Tiger singing JJ Lin! ?

It's unbelievable... Zhen Hong opened his mouth wide and said, Rick, how did you do it?

It's just to bring her out-of-key voice into the key. It would be easier if there was accompaniment. Rick picked his ears, exhaled, and said: There is no accompaniment, so I have to make it up on the spot. A tune that couldn’t be worse.”

So...so awesome! At this moment, the little Loli, who was squatting in front of Rick, who was already in a daze, realized what she was doing. She grabbed Rick's wrist and said excitedly: Please Allow me to call you master craftsman!

Okay! Rick nodded with satisfaction and said, Apprentice, hurry up and let us enter the country of the goblins!

Yes, Master! The little Loli saluted quickly, then ran towards the passage and said, Master, wait, there is a warning device here, I will turn it off first!

The warning device... Direct harm is not allowed now. What is the use of this warning device? Rick took a strange liking to the little Loli and said, Even if it is a restraint or something, it won't work, right?

Yes, even damage from items cannot be done. The only thing that can hurt others is probably...

The singing voices of Fat Tiger and Conan, the violin sounds of Shizuka and Kotomi, and the general descriptions of Feiyingli, Shicunmei, Sanae Bread, and Akiko Jam.

Ah, because it is a pipe, it will play my singing voice through echo. Little Loli blinked her eyes and revealed the news that made everyone's expressions change.

What a cruel mechanism this is. Ronnie touched his head and muttered in a low voice: Isn't this more terrifying than death?

While everyone was mumbling, the little Loli had already disarmed the mechanism of the passage, then climbed down first and said: Master, let's go in quickly!

Okay! Rick nodded. After winking at Zhenhong, he hugged Hubby and got into the passage.

Oh, woman, you actually want to frame me!

'hateful! ’ Zhenhong glanced at Rick angrily, and then angrily got into the passage.

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After the group of people followed the passage to the underground, they truly entered the country of the goblins.

Tsk, tsk, to be honest, this is my first time to officially enter the country of the elves. Rick looked at the surrounding underground scenery and couldn't help but said: This is a bit too powerful.

It can be said to be an underground kingdom. There is a ladder at the top of the passage, and then there is an elevator below, so even if it drops dozens of meters, it is not a problem at all - Little Loli's home happens to be near the passage. So it's really miserable.

Actually, the location of my home is pretty good, right? Little Loli explained unconvinced, The transportation there is very convenient!

Is love still a hot spot? Rick looked around, then sat on a chair nearby and said, Apprentice, who is the person in charge of the goblins now?

It's Master Vig Draubnir. Little Loli replied.

Where's Doraubnir... Rick glanced at Loli who was winking at him, and said with a smile: In this case, communication should be quite simple - can you take us to find him? ?”

Who are you looking for?

Of course it's the Lord. Rick said matter-of-factly, We have a big treasure for him~

Well, he is his ancestor after all, so... there is nothing wrong with calling him a big baby, right?

End of this chapter

To be honest, Rick himself did not expect that the goblin journey would go so smoothly.

Picking a passage at random, the sound cannon really woke up a goblin species - this is indeed lucky, because Rick considers the world based on the inertial thinking of six thousand years ago, and the goblin species six thousand years ago Naturally, they live near the entrance of the bunker, and today's goblins have long since become an underground kingdom, so maybe 90 of the 100 passages will not disturb anyone.

There is a 1 in 10 chance that she will be chosen by Rick, and she is a little loli who is tone-deaf but has a vague respect for her. In just a few words, she fell under Rick's tongue skills, and she couldn't help herself. .

Finally, when Rick suggested that he want to meet the man named Vig, the sole agent of the goblins, he did not expect that it would succeed so smoothly, because...

I really didn't expect that you would be the much-anticipated supernova of the Goblin race, the leader of new inventions. Rick looked at the little Loli with a strange look on his face and said, Am I so lucky today? a little?

First, there was a 1 in 10 chance of selecting the little Lolita, and then the little Lolita happened to have a weakness for him to exploit, and the little Lolita was also a much-anticipated supernova, and could directly meet Vig...

Good guy, isn’t this less difficult than getting 10 5-stars in a row, right? Could it be that I, Rick, am the chosen one, the lucky one at the super high school level?

It doesn’t feel bad!

Compared to this... Rick glanced at the uncle sitting in the main seat, looking at his group with a menacing expression, and couldn't help but complain: Why do I feel that he is more majestic than you?

If he hadn't seen Vig, then Rick would have thought that Ronnie was a handsome uncle, but when he saw the well-proportioned Vig with a domineering look, he suddenly felt that Ronnie looked like Hector in FGO Er——Tsk, why are you so useless?

What a shame!

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As if aware of Rick's contempt and disdain in his eyes, Ronnie tugged at the corner of his mouth and said: Boss, during the war, we didn't have enough to eat or wear, so we naturally lost weight. This really shouldn't be looked down upon. I.

That makes sense, but you're still not as handsome as him. Rick pointed at Weig in front of him and said, Look at this knife-like face and that beard. It's like a girl's dream for thousands of years. It's okay to go out. A proper middle-aged C position!

After saying that, Rick looked at Ronnie again and said: Look at you again. This kind of character is basically the kind of 3-star character who draws cards in mobile games, and it has no characteristics. The lines he appears on are [ Yo, I’m XXX, eh, don’t you remember?] Like this!”

That's too much! Ronnie looked at his boss with black lines on his head and said angrily: No matter how you say it, I am the most genius inventor in the history of the goblin race! So no matter what, it should be 5 stars. Right? And it should be something like [Servant Caster, Ronnie! Don’t worry about my face, it’s the symbol of the goblins] or something like that?”

Puff, puff, puff~ Rick made a merciless mocking sound, which made Ronnie's face turn dark. Are you looking down on my status among the elf species? I'm afraid you don't know that in my day, I could change the woman in my bed every day!

While Rick and Ronnie were quarreling with each other, Vig, who was sitting on the bench, lowered his head, looked at the two of them, and said, Over there - you claim to be my ancestor, Ronnie?

It's not a claim, it's a fact. Ronnie stood up, pointed to the ceiling with an arrogant look, and said, That thing is the best evidence!

Everyone looked up following Ronny's line of sight, and immediately saw... a marrow explosive bomb hanging on the ceiling.

I'll choke you! Zhenhong jumped up in fright. She widened her eyes and said in disbelief: Are you goblins crazy? You actually use such things as decorations?

This is a marrow explosion! It's more powerful than a nuclear bomb!

Oh? Do you know this elf lady?

Of course she knows him. Ronnie crossed his arms, sneered, and said, After all, she is the Red Nirvalian, the one who created the Zeroth Guardian of the Void.

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Weig's eyes became solemn. He glanced at Ronny and said, Your conversation... indeed acted like the person involved 6,000 years ago.

It's not 'like', but 'just'. Rick smiled and said, Ronnie, is there any way you can prove that you don't have it?

Can't we just use the guessing method. Ronnie replied - just like how Zhen Hong gained the trust of the forest elves, wouldn't it be enough to just use the guessing method to report his identity?

The same method will not be used twice in the hands of the Saint Seiya! Rick raised his head with an air of dignity and said: So Ronnie, come up with a second method for me quickly!

Aren't you forcing things on others? Ronnie sighed helplessly, then moved his shoulders and said, Okay, okay, then I'll just show my hand.

oh?

Suddenly, everyone was interested.

Quick, quick, quick! Rick clapped and urged: Is it a cross talk or a ditty?

The little song is good! The little song is good! Zhenhong on the other side clapped her hands and said, Let me play Qinghai-Tibet Plateau for my sister!

Hubby wants to watch... an opera. Hubby whispered.

I think...Swan Lake...is pretty good... Nina said weakly.

Um?

Rick, Hubie and Zhenhong looked at each other, then clapped their hands together and shouted: Swan Lake, Swan Lake!

I'm not talking about talents in this area, Hun Dan! Ronnie looked at the people in front of him with a black line on his face and said, I'm talking about manufacturing, manufacturing!

oh!--

Rick showed a surprised expression, and then urged: Is it a lamp that can make people bigger or smaller at will?

Or... if you hold it in your hand... it can become... a sword master's... weapon? Hubie blinked and asked.

Or are you saying that you can change the rules of the world with just a phone call? Zhenhong asked.

So shut up, all of you! Ronnie said angrily, It's just a very normal, very common prop!

After saying that, Ronnie jumped up suddenly and jumped directly onto the marrow hanging from the ceiling. His movement made Ben lean sideways on the chair, eating grilled squid tentacles and drinking a small drink. , while watching Rick and others perform a sketch, Weig almost fell off his chair in fright.

Hey, what are you doing... Weige said quickly.

Don't worry, I'm more familiar with this thing than I am with my own cow. Ronnie gave a thumbs up downwards with a sassy face, and then, he came closer He reached out and knocked on the marrow explosion, and then muttered: Good guys, how awesome are you guys? You let it hang like this for six thousand years in a detonable state?

What?

Rick was also stunned. He raised his head and looked at Ronnie and said, Ronnie, what did you just say?

I said, this thing is detonable. Ronnie scratched his head and said, It will explode if it falls.

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The sound in the whole room was so low that even Zhenhong Koujio's voice could be heard.