Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

Who can resist Noto's sister's voice whispering Come on affectionately in his ear? No one can.

So, I had a great time.

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The next morning, when Elsebell woke up in a daze on the bed in the bedroom of the research institute, Elsa had quietly disappeared into the room - if nothing else, she should have gone to meet... Ram and Rem went to be cooks together.

Hmm...

Elsebell yawned, then sat up, stretched out her hand to fumble around the pillow with confused eyes, and brought her mobile phone in front of her.

With the raise-to-wake function of the smartphone, the phone screen suddenly lit up in the dim room, causing Elsibelle to frown and squint her eyes.

The next moment, after Elsebell got used to the brightness, she opened her eyes again and looked at the notification box in the middle of the screen - it was a message from her good brother Aleister.

Open the text message interface, there is only a short sentence——

Good brother, your friend in England will arrive in Academy City tonight, remember to pick him up.

Friends from the UK? Elsebell scratched her messy hair in confusion, and then showed a stunned expression - Oh yes, because she and the old fox cheated on each other, he compensated me by letting my good friend Yin Tix and Kanzaki Kachi were able to come over from England...

Gee, there are a lot of plots about the Magic Forbidden and Super Cannon. I almost forgot such an important thing. I have to thank my good brother for reminding me.

Elsebell lowered her head and quickly typed a line of words on her phone——

Am I going to forget the day when my best friend came to Academy City from England? My dear brother, you look down on my friendship with her too much! I don't need you to remind me!

Done!

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That night, Benny’s restaurant.

Shirai Kuroko's eyes were red and she was hammering the dining table in front of her with her forehead. As for the reason, it was the behavior of someone standing in the middle behind her, separated by a wall.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It's all because of my low ability and I have been bullied in school...

At the same moment, Kamijou Touma was also very uneasy. He looked at Misaka Mikoto on the other side of the wall, who was being cute towards the delinquent boy, and couldn't help but show an expression that shocked Mr. Kamijou for a whole year.

At the same time, his right hand involuntarily took out his mobile phone and turned on the shooting mode.

‘Sorry, Mikoto-mei, it’s not that I’m bad, it’s that this kind of dark history is too rare. ’ Kamijou Touma secretly recorded Misaka Mikoto’s cuteness while shirking responsibility in his heart.

In fact, the original Mr. Kamijou was not like this, but under the evil training of Elsebell, he seemed to be a little bit... crooked.

Please understand, after all, Elsebell did something that outraged both humans and gods - Mr. Kamijou said.

It was one night after Mr. Kamijou escaped from Chuunibyou and graduated from Chuunisoul. On the grounds of Congratulations Touma on graduating from Chuuniwo, Elsebell asked all the members of the Chaldea Research Institute to gather and held a A party.

Originally, Mr. Kamijou was quite happy, but as the party progressed, Elsebell turned off the lights, turned on the big screen, and played Mr. Kamijou's second grade video that she had filmed intermittently over the years. Performance, everything has changed.

Shen Jing seeks the devil! The Black Flame Dragon transforms!

I am justice!

Go away! I...the deep, dark, ancient, dark, powerful and evil soul of the devil suppressed in my body is about to break free from the seal!

Ahhhhh, my soul...it's trembling!

As these short videos played, Mr. Kamijou's face turned red, he covered his face with his hands and curled up into a ball. Later, he discovered that Elsie Bell had edited his junior high school quotes into incoming calls on his mobile phone. ring……

Sister Aiyi, please do something! Mr. Kamijou's heart was filled with screaming marmots, but the dark history played by Ai Sibell was all his own research in Chaldea. The dark history that was performed in front of the members of the institute was just... just...

It's not too much, just step on the line and drift around the corner, you know?

Since then, Kamijou Touma has learned what real power is, and that is dark history! As long as I hold black history in my hand, there is no one like me in the world.

Hey hehe~ How has the bad boy ever seen such a cute girl like Sister Pao? Following Sister Pao's act of coquettishness, the delinquent boy's whole bones became numb.

Okay~ Sister Pao put her hands on her chest and looked longingly at the bad boy in front of her.

Well...it's not impossible~ The bad boy pretended to be reserved and coughed, and said: As long as...hehe, as long as little sister, you go out to play with your brother~

Okay, okay~ Mikoto smiled and nodded, and the few delinquents who had received her permission stood up happily - they had already thought of their postures.

And then……

Pah-thump-uh-

With the sound of collision and muffled groan, the delinquent girls fell to the ground deep in the alley one after another, and then looked at Misaka Mikoto who was clapping her hands with blank and sad eyes.

You...you lied to us...

Haha—— Sister Pao crossed her arms and made a disdainful sound, Now, give me the Fantasy Controller immediately!

Don't even think about it! The bad boy also has backbone. He looked at Sister Pao with a fierce expression and said: I, the wolf of the seventh district, will never give in like you, a group of high-level ability users!

Tsk...

Sister Pao is a bit tricky - although she will take action against bad boys, she can only beat them up, but if you ask her to torture them to extract confessions, that's really not her style.

The claws are numb.

Misaka, leave this matter to me.

Just then, the Dark Knight appears.

Brother Kamijou?! Misaka Mikoto turned her head and looked at Kamijou Touma walking from behind in shock, and asked, Why are you here...wait?

Misaka Mikoto seemed to realize something. She asked with a distorted face: You...you saw everything?

Humph. Kamijou Touma chuckled, and then he quickly returned to his expressionless posture, then took out his mobile phone and played the video inside.

Uuuuuuuuah, it's all because...

Looking at the video on her mobile phone and the content played in it, Misaka Mikoto felt a rush of blood rush to her cheeks.

Die, die, die.

Let me explain in advance - Glancing at Misaka Mikoto who looked ashamed, Kamijou Touma calmly pushed the air and said, I have already uploaded it to the cloud disk. Even if you destroy your phone, it will not work.

Kamijo! Damn! Damn! At this moment, Sister Pao no longer even called Kamijou-san. She walked up to Kamijou Touma with a red face, stretched out her hand and grabbed his collar, and said: You should be honest. A person!

Don't worry, this is an exchange of equal value. Kamijou Touma was extraordinarily calm, Don't you think I don't know? When the second year of junior high school ended the party, all of you recorded the video, right?

How is that possible!? Misaka Mikoto said hurriedly: Am I that kind of person? Brother Kamijou, don't you know me yet? I'm honest!

Seeing Misaka Mikoto like this, Kamijou Touma raised his phone and dialed her number.

Open it, the door of darkness! I am Shen Jingtuo Demon! Open it, the door of darkness! I am...

Suddenly, the atmosphere solidified.

End of this chapter

After a few seconds, Kamijou Touma spoke softly.

Sure enough, you recorded my voice and used it as your own ringtone. Kamijou Touma said expressionlessly.

There are two types of ringtones on mobile phones, one is a general ringtone, and the other is an exclusive ringtone that allows you to directly hear who is calling - obviously, Misaka Mikoto set an exclusive ringtone for Kamijou Touma.

However, most people set exclusive ringtones because the person they set them with is a very important person to them, and they cannot miss the other party's call, but Misaka Mikoto...

It's obviously full of malice.

That... that... Brother Kamijou, I can explain it! Misaka Mikoto quickly waved her hands and explained eagerly: Brother Kamijou, although this ringtone was indeed recorded and set by me during your second grade graduation ceremony. Okay, but I rarely make phone calls, so I’ve long forgotten about the phone ringing!”

Misaka Mikoto is not exaggerating or lying, but telling the truth - the children at the Chaldea Research Institute come to the Chaldea Research Institute for dinner almost every day. Even though they can see each other almost every day, there is almost no one there. I will go out of my way to call.

Besides, even if something urgent happens occasionally, line is much easier than making a phone call.

...

Kamijou Touma fell into silence after hearing Misaka Mikoto's words. Because he found, seemed, seemed, probably, maybe...

Is that true?

Kamijou Touma recalled the large number of logged-in friends on his mobile phone, and couldn't help but feel sad - even though he added a lot of business cards and lines of beautiful girls, I had no contact with them at all!

It's too awful.

Okay... Kamijou Touma sighed. He patted Misaka Mikoto's hand that was holding his collar and said, Let go and I'll help you pry open his mouth.

What are you going to do? Misaka Mikoto looked at Kamijou Touma and couldn't help but ask, Are you planning to hit him?

Hitting is the worst thing to do. Kamijou Touma chuckled. He took out his mobile phone, took a photo of the delinquent below, and said, Brother delinquent, do you know about PS?

Fuck...fuck you to death? The bad boy's expression was a little confused.

It looks like I don't know, but it's not a big problem. Kamijou Touma calmly took photos of the delinquent guy from all angles, then packaged them, along with his own requirements, and sent them to a certain email address, About fifteen minutes. You will honestly give Misaka what she wants.

Hmph, I am the wolf of the Seventh District and I will never give in! The other party sneered and said, I am the toughest guy on this street!

Speaking of which, Misaka—— Kamijou Touma ignored the shouting bad words, but looked at Misaka Mikoto on the side and said, How are you, Ai-nee-san, recently?

Can you just go and see it yourself? Misaka Mikoto rolled her eyes helplessly and said, You and Soita-san are the same, you don't see anyone once for ten days and a half.

Hey, isn't this inconvenient? Kamijou Touma waved his hand helplessly - after all, the yin in the Chaldea Research Institute is strong and the yang is weak, and 90% of the population are women, so after Kamijou Touma awakened his gender consciousness , I rarely go to the Chaldea Research Institute.

Occasionally, it was just to renew my bracelet, or because Elsebell required all members to participate - for example, when Gunba Soita joined the Chaldea Research Institute, it was mandatory. Everyone participates.

What's the inconvenience? Misaka Mikoto rolled her eyes angrily and said, We just have dinner in the institute and then play games together - it's like a restaurant, a chat room, and a rest room. It’s not a girls’ dormitory, what are you embarrassed about?”

So, if an arrogant person doesn't like you, then he won't be arrogant at all.

No, no, no, Mr. Kamijou can't stand being among a lot of women. Kamijou Touma waved his hands as his scalp went numb and said, And you are all wearing skirts, so Mr. Kamijou doesn't know where to look.

Faced with this rhetoric, Misaka Mikoto could only shrug her shoulders helplessly - there is no way, the women's uniforms in most schools in Academy City are skirts, the only difference is the length of the skirt.

Don't ignore me!! The bad guy lying on the ground roared, What tricks do you have, just use it on me! If I beg for mercy, I will be a dog! I am a dog!!

Don't worry, it will be your turn soon. Kamijou Touma calmly touched the phone and said, When the ringtone rings, you will be defeated.

Ah--

Bad, extremely disdainful.

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The ten minutes were a bit torturous for the three of them, but with the ringtone of Kamijou Touma's cell phone ringing, this torturous time finally passed.

Okay, your nightmare is here. Kamijou Touma opened line expressionlessly, then decompressed the compressed package sent by the other party and opened the first picture.

puff--

The moment Kamijou Touma saw the picture, he burst out laughing. He quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth, but the shrug of his shoulders betrayed his mood at this time.

Brother Kamijou, what are you looking at, smiling like this? Misaka Mikoto looked at Kamijou Touma's phone screen curiously, and then gave the exact same reaction as Kamijou Touma.

?

The bad boy looked at the man and woman in front of him with a question mark on his face, covering their mouths and laughing, and couldn't help but said: What are you doing?

We are watching your end. Kamijou Touma turned around, squatted down with a smile on his face, and said, I will give you another chance, are you really not going to give it?

Claw! The wolf of the seventh district said that he was strong-willed.

Okay then. Kamijou Touma turned over the phone in his hand with a look of pity, showed the screen to the Wolf of District Seven, and said, Then I can only spread this photo.

?

What appears in the photo is a cosplayer from Celty in the Headless Horseman. The cosplayer in the photo is wearing a tight-fitting rubber coat. His small but bumpy figure is fully exposed, making people salivate. But , her head...

It’s the bad guy in front of me.

??

And this one. Kamijou Touma stretched out his finger and flicked the screen, and what appeared this time was... a bad cos version of Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

???

And this - The photo Kamijou Touma took out this time was of the delinquent in front of him wearing baby clothes - just like an adult baby.

????

And this... This time, it was a cute look wearing a pink apron and home clothes.

No...no...no... The Iron Bone, Eternal Pride, and Wolf of District Seven showed a trembling expression, and he screamed: I have never taken these photos!!