Defying Natural Order With DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

I'm grinding on the top of the Heaven Fall...

-Now, let's see what happens 5 minutes of world building later

"FOR ASGARD!"

-Did I skip too much?

Then… WTF IS THAT???? IS THAT A GENKIDAMA????? NO??? THAT'S BIGGER???? THERE'S ALMOST 5000 MANA IN THAT NO??? WAIT FIRST OF ALL HOW THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN…

-I definitely skipped too much

It's some kind of huge waterfall of a few kilometers high, with random rocks in the middle of it.

-Later, later!

*BOOOOOOMMMM*

-Earlier, earlier!

The game company obtained a partnership with a few entertainment companies, and as a fan of Smartphone, I obviously did the special quest to get 'Slip'.

-Wait, I don't remember the mc having that skill, did the authors even put a single status window after chapter 2?

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Not again!!!!!! Looks like team Rocket blasts off again!

-Look at that, Patrick! We're ȧssisting to a never-seen-before level of plagiarism from the French author.

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-And why should I not kill you right now... you… you… you per… pervert?

John: In reality, this kind of personality does not exist.

Henry: Can someone tell that idiot to shut up.

Someone: Shut up, John.

John: That's not possible!

Possible: We told you to shut up already.

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She instantly turned around like she had jumbo's ears and was about to launch the SAME SPELL in an instant of panic.

-Yes, Patrick?

-I'm never wondering again what the Alien will do.

-On that you're right, Patrick.

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I heard some voices, these are maybe her teammates, so I decided to move her to another place.

John: Isn't that kidnapping? Using the blind trust kids have toward ȧduŀts for evil ends?

Henry: Calm down, John, it's just a game.

LGBT+ John: So because it's just a game, you're telling me that it's fine to kidnap kids?

Andy & Patrick: Shut up, John Bis!

LGBT+ John: Are you insinuating that I'm less important than John because I'm gay?

Bernie Sanders: Shut up John the Second.

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SINCE WHEN DOES SUCH A SISTER EVEN EXISTS!!!!????

Henry: Since such a naive little girl exists.

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-While I'm talking about my sister, she told me to give everyone I play with this:

She gave me that letter in her inventory.

I opened it:

"If you DARE do anything to my PURE and PRECIOUS sister I'll GET YOUR ADDRESS, COME AT YOUR HOME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

PS: May anything happen to her, even if you've got nothing to do with it, this is the same.

PPS: I'm administrator so be sure I know what you're doing and I have access to your personal details".

-...

Well...

Why do I feel threatened?

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That's true… Do I have something to do? I obviously can't PK shamelessly as before with her around. How do you want her to trust me later? She'll just fear me silently with her low will. I need to act tough so she admires me!

Low will… Acting tough… Admiration...

I know!

-Let's first join with a friend of mine and create a party. We'll do some dungeons later.

Trump: Fake news!

John: That book does not even really exist!

Trump: Shut up, John!

Bernie Sanders: Yes, shut up, you're really annoying.

Henry: Shut up.

Andy & Patrick: Shut the fuċk up.

Trump: I'll build a wall, and John will pay for it!

Bernie: Now that's a good policy, benefiting everyone.

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John: But they don't know WATASHINO SUTANDU-DESU! ZA TURUSU! [1] People can't stop themselves from saying Shut up to me, and if everyone in a chapter says shut up to me, it activates and I then-

Random character n°2: Shut up, John.

John: If random character n°2 exists, it means than random character n°1 exists, and then, it means than my stand won't activate because there is someone who didn't say shut up to me. NOOOOOO! I AM DEFEATED! KONO JONU DA! [2]

[1] My stand! The truth!

[2] Can't do much for you if you don't recognize this one. It's 100% meme powe