Defying Natural Order With DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

A/N: I know the end of the last chapter was in present instead of past. After thinking about it for a while, I decided to not edit it and that chapters from now on will all be in present. It is better for a first person narration.

I am sitting on a table in the tavern of the Sleeping Rose.

PinkyKitty is just in front of me and there is a quite awkward silence.

A voice breaks the silence:

-So, why did you call me?

Oh! The super badass guy is here!

-Hey OneStokeOn-um OneStrokeOneSeoul-um OneStrokeOneSoul!

-Hey.

Cold as usual! DAT MY BRO!

I invite him to sit at our table.

He sits just aside PinkyKitty, and her face is becoming even redder than before (as if it was possible) while her head is so low that it enters her ??h??st.

I was about to start talking when I had a terrifying sight: she was gripping tightly at her magic staff while it was starting to glow red.

-PinkyKitty, you can come on my side if you are uneasy there.

OH FUCK! I could've said to her to take one of the other sides! How will I be able to stop myself from patting her head then die in horrible suffering???

And I see you reader ready to comment angrily about the mc's stupidity! I panicked, ok? I wasn't prepared for that! My resistance to women is close to the absolute zero! -273,15??C! FUCKING -273! You understand?

But well.

She is now gripping tightly on my arm as if it was a staff while throwing timid looks at OneStroke[1].

Resist??? Resist??? Resist???

Another time, OneStroke is here to break the silence.

-If you're here to show off your seducing skills, I am convinced. Now, can I leave?

-No! No! That's not what you think at all!

I reacted too late, the warm feeling on my right arm disappears while I discover that the sun is quite hot.

Wait.

Something's not right.

Aren't we in a tavern?

-Pinky! Pinky! It's a misunderstanding! Pinky!

I look down to check on OneStroke.

Fuck! Too late!

-OneStroke! It's not the time to look for death!

A black aura is gathering around his sword.

FUCK IT!

-Pinky! OneStroke! Come on stop that!

[...]

I was about to start enchanting my sword when he was insisting it was a misunderstanding.

Let's slash her.

-OneStroke! It's not the time to look for death!

Or so he says. Even if it's dangerous, better slash than doing nothing.

Let's slash.

The skill is in its starting animation.

-Pinky! OneStroke! Come on stop that!

He's my leader, so I should listen to him???

But I want to slash...

Let's imagine he's right, what should I do?

Then, let's do that!

I cancel the skill and open my mouth.

-If you lied, I'll slash you.

[...]

-If you're here to show off your seducing skills, I am convinced. Now, can I leave?

How?

HOW DARE YOU!

-No! No! That's not what you think at all!

I'll kill that one and spare the other...

DIE!

DIE!

DIE YOU FUCKER!

-Pinky! Pinky! It's a misunderstanding! Pinky!

Are you trying to save him? THEN YOU'LL DIE TOO!

-OneStroke! It's not the time to look for death!

ALL OF YOU DIE!

-Pinky! OneStroke! Come on stop that!

He??? He said my name first!

-I???

I am sorry???

I say in my mind.

-And...

I whisper in his ears:

-I love you.

[...]