Defying Natural Order With DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

-All that experience thrown to wolves…

-No kidding, can someone tell that mc to not state the obvious? No? No one? Well I'll do it then.

-Kid… Don't state the obvious.

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-Who the fuċk do you think you are? Sending me a friend request just after killing me… Hmph! Don't think about this master will accept your friend request without you waiting!

-How cute, he's insulting the wolves ƪ(ƪ꒪ৱ৹)ᵒʰ˵˵

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Ding!

<Player obtained a rare loot! Luck is temporarily increased of 200%>

<Player unlocked a new title by a special action, <From 0 to 100… to 0>>

<Player unlocked a legendary weapon, <Mjolnir>>

<Player unlocked a new title by a special action, <Marvel Rip-Off>>

-If that isn't luck, I don't know what it is O_o

<Player's class is incompatible with Hammers, Player is unable to bring out the full might of the weapon even if equipped>

-Cheh [1]

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<We added some legendary weapons to the game, the obtention of these weapons will launch special events>

<Player ImperialShadow was the first to get a legendary weapon, Mjolnir>

<The staff is thereby happy to announce the launch of the Manhunt event! All players are now able to see the zone of the map in which the legendary weapons are!>

-Double Cheh

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║OneStrokeOneSoul (expired)║

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It fuċkɨnġ expired!

-Triple Cheh

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A/N: Just search this on google translate xD.

A new character enters the Arena: The Italian

-Mamamia, it is not complicated in the least:

El Polo Loco => The crazy chicken

Ella Baila Flamenco => She dances the Flamenco

[DISCLAIMER] The authors do not claim responsibility if you encounter a random lawsuit in the tall grass together with an Italian Spanish…

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After one minute together and one day without seeing each other, we became quite close.

-John: That's not how human relationships work.

-Patrick: Well, Andy, I think the American player just stated the obvious.

-Andy: It's a fact, Patrick, this choke could very well mean the end of the season for John McCain.

-John McCain: Keep me out of this.

-Henry: Did someone say McCain?

-John McCain: I'm not freaking French Fries!

-Napoléon: Did someone say French?

-Louis XV: Did someone say French Revolution?

-Robespierre: Did someone say Guillotine?

-Andy: It seems, Patrick, that head will roll tonight on the American player's team.

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Suddenly an arrow was shot out and landed just between my thɨġhs and just merely… merely fuċkɨnġ grazed my little brother.

-John: It's not your little brother, it's your pėnɨs.

-Captain Obvious? Did someone call me? No? Really?

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[1] Cheh means "serves you right" in Arabic. In ClemCa's country, which is France, it's really used in common language and other countries would really win at using such a great word. So here is some cultural imperialism of cultural appropriation, a rare sight nowadays.