Demon Development System

People always do stupid things.

If you only know it, then you are stupid.

If it is seen by others, then this is no longer a simple stupid thing.

It's an awkward moment that I will never forget.

No matter how young, no matter when, this moment will quietly emerge like a demon, making people want to die in an instant.

And this moment of embarrassment is most likely to occur.

It's time to go to bed.

For example, this night, when Lin Yujing got into the bed, she suddenly thought that she couldn't do math problems and was lying on Li Zheng's shoulders.

"Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh----"

She trembled shamefully into the bed.

Lin Xiangye on the other side of the bed was already almost asleep, but when he was so engaged, he became more energetic: "Ah...what's wrong, come out and say it, sister Jingjing..."

"It's what happened today... Now when I think about it..." Lin Yujing trembled just thinking about it, "It's too shameful, um-um-um-um----"

Lin Xiangye rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't stop, come out and say..."

Almost at the same time, Lin Yujing in the bed suddenly twitched her nose, and then went up.

She lifted the quilt and jumped out of the bed. It took a long time to pant and curse by the side of the bed: "You fart secretly!!"

"..." Lin Xiangye scratched his face, "I eat too much fish..."

"But this is our common bed."

"Just don't get in there..."

"The skin will also absorb it."

"Then I will push my **** out when I put it again..."

"That will still smell."

"I don't want to either..." Lin Xiangye said with a red face and fanned the quilt: "Hey, don't you fart?"

"Don't let go!"

"Then you...have a lot of hiccups, right?"

"Get up and drive!" Lin Yujing climbed back on the bed and barely got back into the bed, "Don't let it go anymore."

"Then hold back as much as possible..." Lin Xiangye quickly changed the subject and asked, "What is the shame you said?"

"It's just that the math problem has not been solved, and I still shame..."

"That's it?" Lin Xiangye sneered, "Occasionally I show weakness and pretend to be inferior to a boy, so that I look cute. Don't look at me, then I'm thriving in local middle and primary schools. If I'm always strong, Boys will only feel unattainable, and occasionally there will be more perverted showing that I am an enemy...Competition and learning or something, like Er Lengzi, which girl will stay so long that I can learn from you."

"..." Lin Yujing retracted into the bed again, "No... shouldn't it be like this?"

"How is it possible? Boys like cuteness. You are better than them, but they will hate you." Lin Xiangye rolled over as he said, got into the bed and grabbed Lin Yujing's hand and said, "So you act like a baby today. The shame is just right, don’t you see how happy Li Zheng is at night?"

"Hey..." Lin Yujing gritted his teeth, "He must not be happy because of this, but simply because I was happy when I lost the math."

"Not so..."

"Hmm..." Lin Yujing's eyebrows tightened, her expression gradually solemn, "Anyway...I have fewer and fewer dominant disciplines now, and there are more and more people engaged in Zhayou outside, so it won't work. ...We must first return to the wind...no...this man is really too good at math...what should I do if he is smarter than me..."

"Ha...not necessarily..." Lin Xiang and Ye Xisheng persuaded, "I followed Fengfeng as a classmate in the early training class for a while. He must be smart, but he does not work less in mathematics than anyone else. , It’s said that when he was in junior high school, he exhausted all the college questions. Don’t look at him joking, but he actually only has mathematics in his life. Don’t you compare him... It’s better than me. You see that I have prepared for so long. Didn’t make one question! None of the questions...none...well..."

Lin Xiang Ye was originally comforting others, but when he smiled, he cried.

"Um..." Lin Yujing retorted and comforted, "It's nothing, this is a good thing, at least you can give up studying mathematics..."

"Is this a good thing?"

"Well, my grandfather told me that many people in their mathematics department are very depressed, and they can be normal people after graduation."

"why?"

"Because when I was in school, I felt like I was mentally retarded." Lin Yujing rubbed Lin Xiangye's head and said, "Just like you are now."

"I...I want to cry more..." Lin Xiangye said with tears.

"Think about your own advantages. Have you ever achieved good results in other competitions?"

"The creature... won the silver medal."

"You see, the brain can still meet the needs of marginal subjects."

"Stop talking... Sister Jingjing please stop talking..." Lin Xiangye rolled back again, "I don't ask for a escort... I don't want to go to Ji Da... I won't participate in the competition anymore..."

"Okay, okay, I actually hate competitions." Lin Yujing patted Lin Xiangye and said.

"Then you still come? Still taking the initiative to do math?"

"I just don't want to be left too far by the scum..." Lin Yujing lay on her back on the bed and sighed softly, "I'm also thinking, if you lie flat like you, let him be on top, will it be more comfortable... …"

"It's comfortable." Lin Xiangye immediately got excited again, and grumbled back.

It is impossible for her to make herself smart.

But it can make others dumb.

As long as everyone lies flat, the world will not be so terrible.

However, at this time, Lin Yujing's face was struck hard: "No!"

"Huh? Are you uncomfortable now?"

"Uncomfortable, uncomfortable..." Lin Yujing muttered to herself, "Usually I can win when I lie flat, but it's getting worse now. If I continue to do this, it will only get worse..."

"Hey, don't compare with Zheng Shen, you are Zheng Shen's girlfriend, not an old enemy."

"What I hate to hear is'Zhengshen's girlfriend', they should say'Jingshen's boyfriend'..." Lin Yujing gritted her teeth, "I'm so annoying... Don't like him at first... …"

"Wow!" Lin Xiangye covered his face and said, "Suddenly inexplicably sweet and sour... I can't sleep, I can't sleep, let's talk about your affairs~"

"There is nothing to say..." Lin Yujing turned away, "Go to bed, I already know what to do, thank you."

"??? What did I do?"

"call……"

"Hey, this snoring is so fake, let's talk again."

"call……"

"Hey, I can't sleep at all, and I want to fart."

"Um...whoo..."

...

The next day, a second try.

Everyone’s mentality has improved a lot. There is no longer any "crush it, spirit" voice in the classroom. People like Congee God are also very friendly discussing local food and other things, and no one wants to talk about mathematics.

Only Lin Xiangye's eyes were so obvious, and his face was blank, as if he had forgotten what he was here for.

Li Zheng shook his hand and asked, "Don't you burst into reality today?"

"Don't say... I blame you..." Lin Xiangye said fiercely, "I couldn't sleep all night... even fart... Forget it, I am a little fairy, I can't say that..."

"Huh?" Li Zheng was shocked, "warned you not to think about me, I didn't even consider you as my sister."

"Ah ah ah... why are you both like this!!!" Lin Xiangye scratched his head and said, "post it when you need me, and kick it away when you use it up, I'm tired of it!!"

"So..." Li Zheng said, "Burst, reality?"

"Crush it, spirit!!" Lin Xiangye instantly followed, "disappear, this world!"

"Yes, it's exciting." Li Zheng nodded steadily, "Don't be discouraged today."

"Don't be discouraged, I am the best, you ungrateful fellows are waiting to be sanctioned."

"Hey, don't you just get up with this momentum." Li Zheng shook his head and grabbed the pen, his brain heated up with his hands, "I like to take exams with you."

With this momentum, Li Zheng started the second test to answer questions.

Because of this momentum, Lin Xiangye's last spirit was also shattered.

Perhaps without meeting Li Zheng and Lin Yujing, she could still get a few minutes to fight for a silver medal.

But now, it's too late to say anything.

The victim, and Zhou Zhouzhou in the rear.

He was a generation of generals who practiced hard for many years. He wanted to cut Li Zheng under the horse and become famous.

But who knows... This is forcing a girlfriend...

This is the potential of a famous general, but he has encountered such an opponent.

In the same class as Li Zheng, it can only be said that the exam is out of time.

Actually the second test questions.

It’s not more difficult than one.

Based on past experience, the second test questions are mostly biased towards the path of the International Olympiad Finals, which seems to be more difficult.

But in fact, most of the finals are easier than the domestic finals.

So if you try hard, you can still answer.

When the bell rang, Li Zheng bite the bullet and basically finished answering, Lin Xiangye also unexpectedly wrote more than half, but he was tied with the congee god.

When I left the school and returned to meet the teacher after the exam, I didn’t see Lin Yujing’s little red car. It was blocked by Konoplev, Kuznetsov and Smirnov. They wanted to eat. fish.

But Li Zheng was not obligated to entertain them, so after one party discussed...

They decided to exchange Konoplev's ICHO medal for fish.

Of course, Konoplev himself disagrees, but compared to his two compatriots, he is too thin.

However, Gui Jian Feng and Lin Xiangye were really eating fish and vomiting, so they didn't participate in this trip, and took the bus back to the hotel with the army.

In the evening, when they returned to the hotel, the candidates were rushing to the multimedia hall.

"Okay, I like this efficiency..." Konoplev rubbed his hands and licked his lips. "Chemistry lost Shi Yang and physics lost Du Zicheng. I am always unlucky to meet your strongest person... this time. , Li Zheng, if you didn't lie to me when checking the questions, I should have won. I don't believe that you can be a monster in math."

"Hey..." Li Zheng only sighed and patted Konoplev, "Isn't this catching up again."

After that, he squeezed in with the Mao brothers.

After squeezing, they squeezed into the trio of Lin Xiangye, Lin Yujing, and Gui Jianfeng.

"How about, who is the first?" Li Zheng asked when they met.

"I can't see it, I can't see it at all..." Lin Xiangye said with a sad face, "The three of us are too fragile... Obviously we are squeezing to the front, we are squeezing back again."

Gui Jianfeng struggled to turn around and said: "By the way, Lin Yujing did the second test in the afternoon, and got 51 points from 63 points. How are you?"

"I can't say, many places are hard-worked." Li Zheng turned to look at Lin Yujing, who was reluctant to drill, and smiled, "Yes, don't you feel painful to do these questions?"

"Hey..." Lin Yujing gritted her teeth and whispered, "I thought about it, I shouldn't be shameless, the agreement still holds, but the two trials are calculated together."

"Don't force yourself." Li Zheng patted her and laughed, "It's good to lie flat, tell me to say to Brother Zheng, and forget it."

"Mmm... I vomited!" Lin Yujing turned her head and cursed, "Are you squeezing? Don't you squeeze away!"

"Why bother." Li Zheng sighed and waved his hand. "You give me a favor and I'll open the road ahead."

He moved forward, and the three Mao brothers next to him also followed him.

The pushing ability of this team instantly became stronger.

But it is still the tortoise moving forward quickly.

After all, the pushing at this time is not simply power, but a sense of purpose.

Most of the people here are sent for signing contracts. The numbers on the bulletin board almost mean their lives. In the face of this motivation, even the most vulnerable people will have a strong push.

Relatively speaking, although Li Zheng's team is strong, there is not such a strong motivation for those who should go back to their hometown and those who should go back home.

"Hey hey hey, are you okay?" Lin Xiangye jumped from behind, "Old Russian brother? Is that this?"

Konoplev seemed to understand a little bit. He looked back and lifted his glasses, stroking his long hair and said: "For a gentleman, this situation is not worthy of us doing ugly things."

"Ok……"

"Hmm..." Lin Yujing thought for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, took out the phone and clicked frantically, turning the volume to the maximum.

Huh! !

With a loud bang, a deep and majestic symphony suddenly appeared.

Although Li Zheng and others didn't know what it was, Konopriv, Kuznetsov and Smirnov trembled at the same time.

Then came to look at each other.

At this moment, they changed from gentlemen to soldiers.

Then, raised his head, like three T-34 heavy tanks, marched together, destroying the dead.

The children who were run over by the side were just about to turn around and curse, they were shocked by their aura, and they didn't dare to say anything.

"This is... what kind of magic?" Lin Xiangye grabbed Lin Yujing's phone in surprise, "The Unbreakable Union-Soviet Union...The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics...National Anthem..."

The atmosphere of the entire multimedia hall followed the Soviets.

"This..." Gui Jianfeng whispered, "I remember... They disintegrated before they were born?"

"I'm just trying." Lin Yujing also whispered, "I didn't expect it to work so well... but I know how to make Maomao do things..."

The league song has not been played yet, and the team has already reached the performance board.

Almost at this moment.

Konoplev pulled his hips directly.

He screamed harshly while covering his face.

"seventh?!?!?!?"

Then came Kuznetsov: "29??"

Smirnov: "I won't say anything..."

Lin Yujing paused the league song in time to avoid causing more harm.

At the same time, Li Zheng pulled away Konoplev and walked side by side with Gui Jianfeng to the exhibition board.

The West is not bright, the East is bright, and the two directly aim for the top spot without any hesitation.

【No. 1】

【Looking back to see the wind, High School Affiliated to Renmin University】

[One try: 63. 】

【Second Test: 63. 】

【Total score: 126. 】

[Remarks: The special solutions to questions 1, 3, and 6 of Gui Jianfeng students have been unanimously approved by the marking teacher and the competition committee, and won the special prize of this math competition, which will be publicly displayed later. 】

【Article 2】

【Li Zheng, Yinghu Middle School】

[One try: 53. 】

【Second Test: 56. 】

【Total score: 109. 】

【3rd Place】

[Xu Bingyi, The High School Affiliated to Nanjing Normal University]

【Try it: 54】

【Second Test: 53】

【Total score: 107】

...

【No. 7】

[AlekseiKonoplev, Russia]

[One try: 47. 】

【Second Test: 52. 】

【Total score: 99】

...

【No. 19】

[Zhou Zhouzhou, High School Affiliated to Hunan Normal University]

[One try: 39. 】

【Second Test: 36. 】

【Total score: 75】

...

【No. 211】

【Lin Xiangye, High School Affiliated to Renmin University】

[One try: 3]

【Second Test: 33】

【Total score: 36】

The total number of participants in this session was 463. According to the experience of previous years, the first 200 were gold medals, the next 160 were silver medals, and the rest were bronze medals.

Lin Xiangye seems to have got another silver medal?

No, at least I got a silver medal.

Judging from the results, this year's topic is really sad.

With a total score of 126 points, the silver medal score line should be around 20 points.

The gold medal score line is about 40 points.

If you exceed 60 points, you should be able to enter the training camp.

Against the backdrop of this score, the unprecedented full score of the first place is even more exciting.

Not only full marks, but also special awards.

This award was only set up in the final two years ago. There is no reward for profit. It is purely an honor to commend the big guys who have created god-level problem-solving ideas.

Generally speaking, this kind of thinking is fate, and the big man who created this kind of thinking is not necessarily an absolute powerhouse in mathematics, but more like a **** who just happened to be caught by a passing **** and inspired by God.

Embarrassingly, this award was always vacant in the first two years.

However... This year I saw the wind and took it three times?

Seeing this ranking, Gui Jianfeng breathed a sigh of relief: "I have improved. When I came to junior high school, it was still a dozen..."

Li Zheng suddenly turned his head and grabbed Gui Jianfeng's shoulders.

"Ten times my intelligence, plus ten times my training..." Li Zheng howled, "You **** be a man!!!"

At this moment, the demon realized that he had encountered an existence that made him fearful, an indescribable existence.

This is probably Cthulhu.

The exclamation of the people around is endless.

"Crazy, crazy... Fengshen is really not human..."

"Zheng Shen was finally fucked, happy..."

"These three hairs are not good either."

"I don't know, what will happen to Jingshen contest..."

"Hey, it's a pity, Jingshen is gone, and is already a vassal of Zhengshen."

Lin Yujing was beside her, covering her face silently.

She actually competed outside the field...

Two tests 51+47……98 points……

One point lower than Da Maomao...

This was the first time that he was pulled out of a realm by Zhayou in the same exam.

"Um..." Lin Yujing clenched a fist and lowered her head, silently dissipating in the crowd.

On the other side, it was Lin Xiangye's ecstasy feast.

They are not the same, everyone has a different situation.

Although Lin Xiangye's 36 points, only Li Zheng's 1/3.

But so what!

As long as a person lies flat, his vision will naturally drop!

"Hahaha, silver medal, silver medal!!" Lin Xiangye jumped and grabbed Li Zheng and Gui Jianfeng on the shoulders, "I have a silver medal again! There are so many silver medals, please praise me as a smart."

"Smart, smart." Li Zheng turned around and looked, "Where is Lin Yujing?"

"She seems to have a score of 98..." Gui Jianfeng sighed, "Maybe it was stimulated."

"That's also eighth, right?" Li Zheng looked at the results list and said, "She is completely unprepared..."

"She's the kind of person who only looks at the number one." Gui Jianfeng pushed Li Zheng and said, "Analyze something stupid, go coax me."

"Um...then I..." Li Zheng turned to look at the three Mao brothers who had already pulled their hips, and nodded earnestly, "Comeon, workhardandbestrong."

At this moment, all "husbands" are reduced to "little cohus."