Devil President, Don't Bite Me

"A bull and a cow, type three words."

The man quickly said, "Oh."

Joyha smiled, took the last piece of toast and put it into his mouth, "kiss, that's a word."

"Kiss?" The man frowned.

Joey rolled his eyes. "It's equivalent to 'Hey'. Tell me the answer."

The man frowned and thought, but he didn't know the point for a long time, "I don't know"

"Two cows."

"So simple?"

"It's that simple."

He gave her a deep look. "OK, come again."

"Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can?"

"This is no problem." The man took off the ice on the tree and said, "look."

He held the ice in his hand, the thick ice melted a little, and the ice water slipped down from the man's fingers.

Joey rummaged for beef on the ground. He didn't eat it. He had to grab an egg. "So slow, isn't it water to remove the two points of the ice?"

In the man's consternation, she peeled the eggs and ate happily, with flying eyes and a little pride.

The man looked at the little food left on the ground, "you're opportunistic."

"This is called IQ."

"Let me test you again. What can you do, I can do, one person can do, and two people can't do?"

The man thought and put the food together under his own protection.

He couldn't think of it. He threw Joey a peanut.

Joey took it in his hand and curled his mouth. He was so stingy, "the answer is dreaming."

Who knows, just after the voice fell, the man grabbed the peanut, "no, the dream can be done by two people together."

"It's impossible for two people to have the same dream!"

"I said yes. If you don't believe me, I can show you now. "

"How to demonstrate?"

"Now you sleep and dream, and I come into your dream. When you wake up, you don't have to speak. I can say all my dreams. "

Joey looked at him suspiciously. She wouldn't be surprised if she met any strange things after being with mexiling. As mexiling said, the world was completely beyond her imagination.

"Who are you?"

"It has nothing to do with you. Don't inquire." After a pause, he asked, "do you want to try?"

Joey shook her head. Anyway, she was a strange man. How could she fall asleep in front of him? Mexiling knew that he had to bite his teeth with anger.

At the thought of mexiling, her mood was much lower, but before she hung her head, the man stretched out his hand and bounced on her forehead.

He didn't show mercy at all. The pain was so heavy that Joey burst into tears, covered his forehead and looked at him angrily, "what are you doing?"

"What about the conditions we talked about before? Do you want to cheat?"

"You see, I'm a girl. Er, do you have such a girl?"

"All beings are equal, admit gambling and admit defeat." He always speaks as if he were speaking the truth.

There was a hard lump on his forehead. Joey felt it and felt like he had horns.

The man smiled at her and pulled out the food on the ground. "Do you want to come again? I'll eat it if you don't come."

Joey gritted his teeth: "come!"

She then asked, "when will the clock ring thirteen?"

The man answered quickly, "when I knock." Then he put the last egg into his mouth.

Joey was so angry that he grabbed it: "you're lying!"

"I didn't," the man stopped her with his long arm. "Only when I ring the bell, it rings thirteen times. It's true. "

Joey couldn't rob him. He got black dust in his hands and shouted angrily: "I still knock 14 times. What's the answer? It's obviously cheating. A big man bullies a weak woman. He's not afraid of losing face when it comes out."

"In that case, it's better to kill you, so it won't spread." The man understated that killing is as simple as mowing grass.

Joey didn't dare to annoy him and closed his mouth bitterly.

The man swept away all the food and glanced at her lightly, "there's nothing to eat. Don't you go yet?"

"Can I ask you a question?" Joey scratched the ground with a branch, hoping to find something left.

"I never answer other people's questions easily, but I can give you a chance to ask."

"Why can you make a fire in the snow?"

"It's this." A smile flashed in his eyes, and then... There was no more.

Joey waited a long time. "Can't you say it?" If she wants to go, she has to ask how to make a fire. Without mozino, she will freeze to death when she sleeps in the snow tonight.

"I said you had only one chance. You've used it."

Joey was very angry: "you didn't say anything. How do you count? Are you going to cheat again?"

"Your question is: can I ask you a question? I answered, "ask."

"You asked me to ask."

"Yes, that's my answer. What's wrong with you asking me? But I won't answer the second question. "

Joey was so angry with his sophistry that he was speechless. How could there be such a stingy, sinister and cunning man? It's rare in the world!

"Are you going or not? I'm going to rest. " He urged her.

"Don't go." Her tone is stiff, so she has to stay here and see what he can do to her?

"Why not go?"

"I only answer the first question." She said angrily.

A smile flashed in the man's eyes, "learning is fast." He stopped caring about her and fell asleep by the fire.

Joey followed his example and lay down opposite the fire with a thick branch in his hand. If he dared to be evil, she would poke the branch into his chest.

I still had a dream. Different from the previous dreams, this time it was no longer a sea of ice and snow, but a sea of flowers. Colorful flowers were blooming all over the hillside. They were beautiful and fragrant. She held the freshly picked flowers in her hand, shuttled through the branches and leaves, and followed the tall figure in front. She thought it was mexiling. Unexpectedly, the man turned around and turned out to be a strange face... No, It's not strange. She just met today.

The man had a joking smile on his face: "I entered your dream and proved that the dream can be done by two people together. I didn't lie to you."

She opened her mouth in surprise and couldn't speak for a long time, but an excited spirit woke up.

The fire was out, it was bright and white everywhere. The strange man was gone. She was the only one lying on the snow alone.

Joey quickly got up, grabbed a ball of snow and put it in his mouth. He woke up immediately. It's dawn. She has to hurry to find mozino.

I slept well last night and filled my stomach with some things. At the moment, I was full of energy. After taking a few steps, I began to cry, "Nuo, where are you? Promise -- "

She screamed all the way. She didn't go far. Suddenly she saw a figure rushing towards her like streamer, which was very turbulent.

Joey was surprised. He thought it was an enemy rather than a friend, but he couldn't escape. The man hugged her and released after a while. It was Mozi Yu.

Joy's eyes burst into tears with surprise. "Yu, why are you? Where's promise? "

"He's in front," a certain emotion in Mozi Yu's eyes flashed and changed back to an expressionless face. He looked at her: "where have you been? Why can't Nuo find you?"

"I was there," Joey pointed to him. "I met a man yesterday. He made a fire and gave me some food. It's not bad, but it's strange, but when I woke up, he had gone."

"What kind of man is he?"

"Nothing special, very ordinary." She was afraid of Mo Zi's deep inquiry and pretended to be very understatement.

Mo Ziyu looked at her and squatted down, "come up."

Joey lay down obediently and let him take himself to gallop in the White Mountains.

Mozino sat on the tree not far in front. When he saw Joey, he was relieved. If he lost the future Lord's wife, moxiling was afraid that he would have to die to apologize.

He breathed in the tree for a long time, and his physical strength recovered a little. As long as he didn't bear weight, he had no problem with his Qi.

In the sun, two figures quickly flitted over the treetops and disappeared in the distance in the blink of an eye.

Joey woke up again. It was dark all around. She thought that at night, she was wondering why she slept so long? But... Suddenly sat up, she was in bed!

The door opened, and mosiyu came in. His eyes were red and his voice was hoarse: "you're awake."

Joey rubbed his eyes: "Siyu, where is this?"

Mosiyu didn't answer, but suddenly hugged her, "Yi, you've suffered."

"I'm fine. Have I arrived on the island?"

"Well, we're home. You're safe," mosiyu released her. "Don't worry. Zongbo said that even if he tried his best to save the last genetic mutant, he would save Xiling."

Joy's sad mood has broken out on the road. At this time, she appears very calm. She holds mosiyu's hand. "I want to participate in saving moshiling. Now start training me. Nuo said that as long as I have been trained, I can be as fast as you."

"Your mind has told us. Zongbo said to let Yu be your instructor."

"Well, start now. I've had enough rest." She jumped out of the bed, straightened her back and set up a standard military posture.

Mosiyu smiled, "Xiling must be very happy to see you like this." After a pause, she hesitated: "Yi, you should be prepared. There are many genetic mutants outside, they..."

"What's the matter with them?"

"They look a little scary, but don't be afraid. Their hearts are very kind."

Joey disapproved: "I'm not afraid. I haven't seen it."

Despite her psychological preparation, she was still startled when she went out.

It's not that she hasn't seen the appearance of Moxi Ling and Mozi Yu when they mutate, and she doesn't feel terrible when she's used to it. But outside, these are all old genetic mutants with bent backs. The blood vessels on her face are as black as tattoos, the fangs are also crooked, the long nails are rolled up, and the scarlet eyes are mixed with white things. Almost everyone looks like this.

It turned out that when the genetically mutated people were old, they could not change and could only live in a mutated way. They had been staying on this isolated island and could not go out. Mexiling's business kingdom is to feed these old genetic mutants.