Devious emperor's gossip concubine

While Su Xiaoxiao was basking leisurely in the sun, he heard Xifu report that mother Xu from the Longevity Palace was coming.

"The old slave sees the empress. The empress is blessed."

Su Xiaoxiao lay on the chair, his eyes slightly opened and said, "it's mother Xu. I don't know why?"

Mother Xu said solemnly, "tell your mother, what the old slave wants to say is inconvenient for others to be present. Please be considerate."

Su Xiaoxiao sat up and waved the dew back. Looking at mammy Xu's serious appearance, does the Empress Dowager want to explain something?

"Mother Xu, say it."

Mother Xu took out a book from her arms and said, "please look at it slowly. The old slave is on the side. If the mother doesn't understand, you can ask the old slave, and the old slave will answer it carefully for her."

Su Xiaoxiao took it strangely, then opened it and settled.

Oh, my God!

Is the Empress Dowager telling her how to seduce the emperor? The content on it should be as explicit as it is. Su Xiaoxiao had to admit that the last one was much worse than this one.

The disadvantage of that book is that it is too vague and not beautiful; The disadvantage of this book is that it is too clear and boring. To be honest, she studied biology in her previous life. She was indifferent to this kind of picture in color, not to mention this kind of picture. As soon as Su Xiaoxiao wanted to close the book in his hand, he remembered that mother Xu was there.

"Mammy, this, this picture... This picture is too shameless... You'd better take it back... This palace, this Palace won't see it."

With her century old orthodoxy, mother Xu stressed, "empress, it's her duty to serve the emperor. These things must be known by the Empress Dowager. The Empress Dowager specially told the old slave to let the empress understand."

Can there be anything more ridiculous in the world? So it's right that the harem is a brothel. It's just that this brothel has only one shameless whore.

"Mammy, it's almost time for lunch now. Why don't you come back after lunch?"

"Please don't embarrass the old woman. The old slave dare not disobey the Empress Dowager's order."

The Empress Dowager opened her mouth and closed her mouth. I just wanted to press her with the Empress Dowager. Adhering to the principle of not caring about stubborn people, Su Xiaoxiao continued to immerse himself in pretending to read the book.

"Madam, please sit straight."

"Mother, please look up."

"Madam, please take a sip."

"Madam, please pick up the tea."

"Madam, please handle it gently."

"Empress..."

Su Xiaoxiao's head is now full of mother Xu's serious tone. The word "empress" is like a curse, which makes her get goose bumps all over. It's tolerable. What can't be tolerated is to ask questions. She just asks.

"Madam, please..."

"Stop!" Su Xiaoxiao put down the tea lamp impolitely.

Mother Xu's mouth was still open and closed: "empress, please speak quietly and understand the old slave's pains. The old slave dare not disobey what the Empress Dowager ordered."

Su Xiaoxiao found that patience was a cloud. When you meet such a rigid person, you have to use extraordinary means, "this palace asks you, is this palace your master?"

"Yes."

"In that case, listen carefully. The palace is hungry now. If you want to eat, go back." after saying that, Su Xiaoxiao put the book on the table, got up and walked inward.

Bang!

The sound of kneeling heavily sounded. Su Xiaoxiao turned around, but saw mammy Xu kneeling and said, "madam, please don't embarrass the old slave. The old slave is ordered by the Empress Dowager to teach her. It's a blessing for her to serve the emperor. She must not be careless."

Su Xiaoxiao walked up to mother Xu and said in a slightly cold voice, "mother Xu also knows that serving the emperor is the business of the palace, and what the Palace should do is the business of the palace. If mother Xu wants to do her duty, it's not too late for the palace to finish eating. Of course, if mother Xu wants to kneel here, the palace doesn't object."

Mother Xu said, "my mother, I think of my mother."

What Su Xiaoxiao doesn't understand is, is there any inevitable conflict between thinking for her and letting her go to lunch? Is it wrong for her to eat. No matter what her life, she was most annoyed by such serious people, saying serious things and doing serious things. If it doesn't involve her, they should go their own way, but if they want her to be like this

"In that case, mother Xu is here to take good care of the palace. The palace will keep it in mind, and mother Xu can rest assured." she said and left without mercy.

When Su Xiaoxiao came back from eating slowly, mother Xu was still kneeling. And that body, how straight, how straight. The expression is still like death.

"Mother Xu has worked hard. Get up."

Su Xiaoxiao picked up the book on the desk, turned a page at will, and then handed it directly to mother Xu. "Just this page."

Mother Xu said, "where doesn't your mother understand?"

"There's no place in the palace to understand, so let's all say it." she doesn't believe it, so she can't retreat in the face of difficulties.

Mother Xu said, "please don't be capricious and embarrass the old slaves. Please put your hands down and sit straight."

Su Xiaoxiao put down her chin holding hand and looked at mammy Xu. It seemed that she was going to revenge her behavior just now. Su Xiaoxiao's heart flashed a bit of ridicule, but she obediently sat up straight and put her hands down as mother Xu said.

"Please tell her what she doesn't understand, and the old slave will tell her." mother Xu was even more impolite when she saw that Su Xiaoxiao was finally moved by her.