“Host, I feel like you have been a little slack lately!”

After finishing the text message interaction with “Jung Soo-jung”, Lee Jong-hyuk was about to go to the bathroom to take a bath. Chopper suddenly flew over, and then a familiar voice rang in his mind.

Lee Jong-hyuk lowered his head and glanced at Chopper who was on the sofa. He recalled a little, and asked with some uncertainty, “Bad bird?”

“Wow! Didn’t expect host, you remember me! An honor!”

“It’s an honor to fuck!”

Rolled the eyes speechlessly, Lee Jong-hyuk walked to the sofa and sat down, glanced at Chopper and said, “I haven’t seen you possessed for a while. What’s the matter if I come here tonight?”

“The host is the host, Golden Fire Eyes! As soon as I see me, I know I have something to look for you! Great!”

“Awesome!”

Lee Jong-hyuk rolled the eyes again: “Don’t shoot flattery. Your flattery is simply intolerable, not fresh and refined at all!”

“Haha! Just laugh! I’m studying, but I’m not proficient. I will improve it later!”

“Okay. Stop talking nonsense. Just talk about it. Let’s go ahead and stop talking nonsense. “Too lazy to wrestle with the “flightless bird”, Lee Jong-hyuk decided to go straight to the subject.

“It’s not a major event…”

“The flightless bird” paused for a while, and then said, “I came here today mainly on behalf of our “stallion faction” members to remind you of the host.”

“what the hell ?”

Lee Jong-hyuk said silently: “Your “stallion school”, “pure love school” and so on still exist? I thought you would disband long ago.

“Host, we “stallion faction” are all your diehard fans. How could it be disbanded so easily? You underestimated our unity. With the help of our “stallion faction”, our Prophet and foresight, plus the appearance and system of the host, Haha, our combination is simply a rhythm to sweep…

Kim Soo-hyun, Lee Min-ho, Song Joong-ki and Lee Jung-suk and so on, not all of them will be stepped on by us. Our “stallion pie” slogan is: follow the way of others so that others have nowhere to go, and pick other people’s girls so that others have no way to pick up girls. In the world, I am the only stallion; the unification of the great country is just around the corner. “

“Are you finished? I’m going to take a shower after you finish.”

Lee Jong-hyuk glanced at the “flightless bird” with an idiot look, stood up, and prepared to walk towards the bathroom.

“Eh, wait for the host…”

“The flightless bird” controlled Chopper to fly up and land on Lee Jong-hyuk’s shoulder: “Okay, OK, I will comeback to the topic, host, are you a little patient, OK?”

After a pause, he said: “Host, we found that you have been a little slack recently. You have just pushed 2 girls. Why do you start to get tangled up? What romantic line will you take, and you will die? … Host, your future However, if you want to become a man with a Number One Person self-propelled gun in the great country, how can you go further and further on the road of romance? You have to be separated from the masses!

as the saying goes: wear and clear without rebellion, chrysanthemum set electric drill. Wearing stars is not about P, ​​JJ all rotten.

You are a man who has high hopes from our “stallion school”. If you continue to fall like this, how can we rest assured that you can develop freely? … Well, heartache, a good seedling, the longer it grows, the more crooked, no matter how complacent you are, we can only take coercive measures. “

“Uh, what do you mean?”

Lee Jong-hyuk listened more and more nonsense, listened more and more speechless, after the “flyless bird” said the last sentence, the forehead almost solidified into a big “white frame”

“Host, the task of picking up girls that we released to you, time is about to end, you actually pushed 2 girls, you are so unpretentious, it really disappoints our “stallion faction” members. ――Although I also know that any hero starts from wielding a long sword awkwardly, and any playboy used to be a red-faced young boy who faced seduction.

Host you need time,

But I need girls more!

I have never been tempered in the flowers, how can I make my face as thick as a city wall. “

“I’m a big-headed ghost!”

Lee Jong-hyuk said speechlessly: “You really think I am a human-shaped self-propelled gun. If you see one, you will be the first one. Besides, even if I am really a self-propelled gun, I must always choose carefully. Don’t you have to hug the lost willow in your arms? A little style, OK? I’m not a layman!”

“Host, you pretend to be so funny!”

“What is pretending to be forced?”

Lee Jong-hyuk yelled: “This is what I say from the bottom of my heart.”

“Sophistry is useless, action comes first.”

“The flightless bird” ridicule said: “Host, even if you have a bright tongue, the lotus is useless. We only look at the results, not the process. Don’t quibble that many. Although the Bangguo girls do a lot of plastic surgery, they have plastic surgery Fortunately, I didn’t have plastic surgery, and I didn’t plan to marry home to be a wife, just strangers coming together by chance.

Host, you have to understand that only the most selfish person will become the greatest person. Behind every playboy, what is left is a stubborn willow.

Don’t love fraternity, be ruthless! “

“I am!”

Lee Jong-hyuk broke out a foul language, but he was speechless.

“Host, I know you haven’t got rid of the low-level tastes, realm has not yet sublimated. But you have to work hard. Just like between Kim Ji-won and IU, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, you made a mistake Choice, why bother?!

you need to know!

As long as people make a choice, there will be regrets.

If you choose A, you will lose B. If you choose B, you will lose A. If you choose AB, you will lose the experience of giving up AB. If you choose not to choose, you will lose the opportunity to experience AB. There has never been perfection in the world, and there has never been regret in the world. When faced with choices, the so-called best choices are just the ones that I think are the most suitable among all the choices.

But the most suitable one in your mind may be the most wrong choice.

Therefore, when facing a girl, the host, don’t hesitate to move forward boldly. Our “stallion school” members will be your most solid backing.

It’s better to kill the wrong one than to let it go! -This is the core purpose of our “Stallion School”!

Host, you have to remember! “

“I remember you as a hairy man!”

Lee Jong-hyuk said speechlessly: “When did I become your “stallion pie”? Don’t just tag me, okay? I’m determined to be a man of compelling character.”

“The underwear and the bra fly together, and the sweat is the same as the white waves.-This should be your host’s pursuit.

Host, don’t mess around, we are staring at you.

I came here today on behalf of the “stallion faction” to remind you that we must insist on the line of pushing sisters for 100 years, otherwise our “stallion faction” will have to take tough measures.

Host, I’m optimistic about you, keep working hard, don’t let go, understand?

All right. You reflect and reflect. I’m going to stroll outside first. “

“I OO you XX! I reflect on your sister!”

Seeing the members who controlled Chopper to fly out of the window, Lee Jong-hyuk exploded depressedly with 2 swear words.


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