Eldritch Shop System

"Okay! Let's try finding more monsters! I'm sure that there's more monsters that could be used to increase our cultivation state! And don't forget to find some of that castle! What is it called again? Brother Ma?" Asked Li Weixiang while he looked at George's direction.

"Mmn.. It's called as the nether fortress, not exactly a castle, but sure..."

Suddenly, they heard someone shouting from far away. "HEY GUYS! STOP! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE HERE!"

George frowned "What? How come there's a people in here? I didn't know that there's minecraft mod about nether villages. And Li Weixiang also didn't seem to know him too!" He thought.

George then looked at Li Weixiang and the other. All of them shrugged their shoulders. "Who the hell is he? How?" George asked.

But all of them really don't know anything.

Soon another shout were heard. "HEY! I SAID WAIT! GODFATHER LI, YOUNG MASTER MA! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"

"What? How can he know our name?"

Li Weixiang frowned. "Let's see him first! If he's an enemy, i'd like to try how my new five star spiritual artifact works!"

A few guards couldn't help but thinking. "That voice... I think i know that voice.. But where? It's so familiar!" They thought.

Mo Jianhong grunted. "Ugh.. Why is that voice sounds similar to Xiao Fu's voice?"

All of them looked at Mo Jianhong in shock.

"Yes.. It's Little Fu's voice.. Wait.. he should've been dead..." They looked at each other in shock.

"D.. Don't tell me that he haunted us, because we forgot about him? Earlier when we killed the volcanic giant turtle, we was shocked about the fact that our cultivation will get increased if we kill monsters inside of this realm and we might have completely forgotten about him?!" Exclaimed Mo Jianhong.

"Ah... Sh*t! What are we gonna do now? Apologize?"

"No.. I don't think that it's gonna work!! What about we plead to him? We should've just avenged him right? We killed the giant turtle anyway!" Replied Mo Jianhong.

While they're discussing about that, that Xiao Fu ran quickly to go to their place. When that entity stepped to the place that could be seen in the minimap's radar, George saw a blue dot appeared.

George rolled his eyes. "What kind of ghost is that? Their imaginations are indeed bottomless!" He know that it was the real Xiao Fu, not a ghost. But he didn't tell anyone about it.

George was amused by their theory and reactions. "Haha.. I wonder what kind of reactions that they'll make when they found that it's not a ghost, but just that regular silly faced little Fu who peed on the nether." Smiled George while talking to himself.

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"Li.. Little Fu! We didn't mean that! We can't find your body at all!" Replied Mo Jianhong and all other guards.

"Hmm? My body?" Xiao Fu was confused. "But.. you guys should have heard me earlier, right? So why are you keep running? Don't you know that it's very hard to find you guys after all of you suddenly dissapeared?" Frowned Xiao Fu.

"Uhh.. We didn't hear anything. We just heard you not a while ago.. And why do you haunts us? We already avenged you!"

Li Weixiang's face frowned. "Do you mean, me?"

"Ah! Yes, Godfather Li is the one who avenged you, little Fu! So.... you should just go back and rest! It's already fine..."

"What?! Why does this conversation sounds very wrong?" Thought Xiao Fu. After thinking for a while, he realized something. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? You just jinxed me?! So all of you wants me dead?"

All of them looked at Xiao Fu in confusion. "Wh.. what? We didn't jinx you! You're clearly died earlier. You got eaten by that gigantic fiery turtle!"

George giggled when he heard that, but he didn't say anything.

"What do you mean by that? I didn't die! I just lost my way!" Xiao Fu glared Mo Jianhong and the others.

Mo Jianhong frowned his brows. "You died, you know?! When you go urinating on the lava pool, a turtle demon came out from that lava pool and it eats you, alright? Not just your d*ck got bitten, but all of your body!! If you don't believe me just ask the other guards!" All the guards nodded their head.

Xiao Fu's face twitched. "When i finished urinating, i went to do some sightseeing, but i got lost a little, not that i got eaten by some gigantic turtle nor turtle demon! And what do you mean by my d*ck being bitten by it?"

All of them became silent. It was very awkward...

Xiao Fu added "Furthermore, when i was in despair, i saw that giant beam from a far, so i came here!"

Mo Jianhong laughed awkwardly. "Aha... haha.. I'm.. sorry little Fu! We thought that you died because of that turtle monster!" All of them apologized to Xiao Fu awkwardly.

Xiao Fu rolled his eyes. "That was really rude, you know? What if it's other person? They will kill all of you if you said that! Especially the d*ck part!"

"Ahahaha..." All of them laughed awkwardly.

Li Weixiang's face frowned. "Enough of this chit chat! Stop talking about vulgar things! We still need to find another castle! It seems that our theory is right, so we could try killing monsters in their den."

Xiao Fu unexpectedly said. "A castle like the one before? I actually found it while i was lost! It's actually bigger than the last time."