Entertainment: I Became the Prince of the Idol World

At the same time, he also understands some of these professional trolls, it turns out that scolding people is so cool!

Chapter 467

It's really a big move, Lu Xiao typed a long series of words, and finally divided it into three paragraphs because he couldn't post so many words - "Look at your garbled Weibo name, it shows your hidden virtue. , must be the best of scum, the best of beasts.

I think you must have lacked calcium since you were a child, lacked love when you grew up, your grandmother didn’t feel pain, your uncle didn’t love you, your left cheek was twitching, your right cheek was kicking, a donkey kicked a donkey, a pig stepped on a pig.

You look so creative, you live so courageously, it's not your intention to be ugly, it's God's temper."

"Throw you into the shit pit, the shit pit can spit you out, throw you into the space-time crack, and the space-time crack can explode by itself.

You said you asked this young master to teach you kung fu, I taught you to practice knives, but you wanted to practice swords.

You don't do it if you give you a sword god, and you don't do it if you give you a sword fairy, but you cry and cry to be a sword man."

"You really waste air by living, waste land when you die, and waste RMB if you don't live! It's better to drown yourself by urinating.

Oh, you said you couldn't drown! Damn it, you're an idiot.

Why do you bury your face in your ass, sorry, I don't know that's your face, where's your ass! People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap, today I will do good deeds instead of God I'll take you!"

This is actually a swearing sentence in the novel "Tianzhu Transformation", which integrates many classic jokes from Lu Xiao's previous life on the Internet.

When Lu Xiao saw this sentence, he was instantly shocked! Then he kept it firmly in his heart and never forgot it.

There is a famous saying: Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared.

You don't see it! A large paragraph that I wrote down because I liked it at the beginning is used here with a little modification.

And this effect is still to look at the comments to have a good experience - "Mom asked me why I knelt down to look at my phone!"

"Offer my knee for a year!"

"Loss! Too bad! It's lost to grandma's house! How can it be so bad!"

"You can still curse like this! I'm really convinced! Ahaha, it's so funny!"

"My mother asked me why I was crying, and I said I was crying with laughter.

She didn't believe it, so she insisted on grabbing my phone to check it out, but she cried too!"

"Teach you how to practice the sword, but you want to practice the sword, you still don't practice the sword, and the golden sword doesn't practice the silver sword! God sentence! Absolute God sentence!"

"And the last sentence 'To live a waste of air, to die a waste of land, to be half-dead and a waste of RMB!' God, it's really amazing!"

"Since then, Brother Garbage decided to quit the troll world and go back to school to continue his studies."

"If anyone still praises me in the future, they will scold me and tear me apart, and I will definitely slap me in the past—are you insulting me!"

"Lu Xiao, I will be your fan from now on! By the way, do they accept apprentices!"

"Classic, every sentence is a classic! I want to get a 'Lu Xiao's classic quotations', it will definitely be a hit!"

Inside a small rental house

The wretched young man had already stayed in front of the computer at this time, his head was blank.

He didn't expect Lu Xiao to be able to say this! If he had known earlier, he would never have launched this scolding battle against Lu Xiao. This was simply the worst decision he had ever made in his life! Until ten minutes later, the wretched man Neither spoke back.

"Yo! - I ran away, it's boring!"

Lu Xiao felt the dullness after a burst of climax.

"Humph!—rubbish!"

Kim Taeyeon said contemptuously.

Xiaotian said: "We should contact Zhalang officials now, let them help us investigate the identity of this troll, and then send him a lawyer's letter to sue him!"

"Lawyer's Letter"

Lu Xiao is a little sensitive to these three words, which will become a joke in later generations! "Don't worry, I'll send him...a paragraph at the end!"

"Oh, but unfortunately, you ran away! I still want to continue with you! Although you hide your head and show your tail and dare not see anyone, I still think you are a successful person.

Because as a typical case of failure, you are too successful! If you don't believe me, watch it, CCTV has your program tonight! Let's take a look at the program preview--"

"Why did the [-]-year-old old woman die on the street! Why did the hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Knocked at night, is it a human or a ghost! What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little bitches! Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality! It is sex.

The outbreak of desire is still the helplessness of hunger! Please pay attention to tonight's 8 o'clock legal channel's annual giant presentation "The Road of No Return".

Let's follow the camera into the inner world of the garbled brother"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Booming in a trance 233!"

"Why did the ninety-nine old lady die on the street! Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night! Ah ha ha ha I'm going! I think the ninety-nine old lady is dead before I die!"

"It's too 6! I need an ambulance!"

"This is the worst time the station was hacked!"

"At 233 o'clock tonight, I must watch the legal channel, "The Road of No Return for Brother Garbled", I am really looking forward to it [-]!"

"I'm afraid no one will dare to greet Lu Xiao's parents in the future, and no one will dare to have another scolding battle with Lu Xiao."

"Oh! It's a pity, I'll never...get to see it again! But this time, it's a life without regrets."