Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Wu Shaobai tossed his sleeves amid the audience's laughter.
A few small bundles filled the field, and according to the rules set by the two, they had to gradually put their work into it.
Yue Yunpeng said into the microphone:
"There are a lot of people here today. Especially the relatives of my partner and I are still sitting in the first row."
Under the stage, Wu Shaobai's parents were taken aback... But the old man laughed.
Wu Shaobai didn't stop him, just listened to Yue Yunpeng continue:
"The people who are full of pits and valleys can see that they all like cross talk, and they only come when they love cross talk."
"Yes."
Wu Shaobai took it.
"Today's opening is still brought to you by our brothers. Old audiences should know us, but there may be new audiences who still don't know who we are, so here's a simple self-introduction... You come Bar."
"..."
Wu Shaobai seemed a little speechless, looking at the hand that Yue Yunpeng handed over, and then at the audience.Suddenly speaking into the microphone:
"Sun Thief, what are you going to play today?"
"Hahahahaha~"
Under the bewildered eyes of Wu Shaobai's family, a group of audience burst into laughter, followed by the voices of artists, "scientists", and "martial artists".
On the other hand, Yue Yunpeng smiled and listened attentively, and then pointed to the next stage:
"These are my relatives~"
"Yes, that's good. You've been used to exercise your tolerance for brazenness."
Wu Shaobai shook his head, gave him a helpless look, then stood up straight and said into the microphone:
"Student: Wu Shaobai, a kindergarten in the cross talk world, I have met you all."
"Oh~~~ Mr. Wu~"
"Where's the teacher? Where's the teacher?"
"Donkey whip~~"
The audience under the stage began to boo again.
And Yue Yunpeng also followed:
"That's right, you have to introduce the whole. Who is your master?"
"..."
Wu Shaobai twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the audience:
"I've been talking for two days in a row... Still not tired?"
"Not tired!!"
"Come one, come one!"
"Appreciate~~~"
"Wu Shaobai, today's audience is really supportive. It's hard to say."
It can be seen that Yue Yunpeng is in good condition today, and the burdens are one after another.
The partner is in good condition, and he has an opinion on the stage. As a puppet, he has to hide his "look", so he nodded:
"...%%¥¥."
"...what? I didn't hear you."
"*%."
"What~~~~No~~Listen~~Clear~~"
Wu Shaobai, who was vague twice, rolled his eyes:
"Donkey whip!"
"Oh~~~~~~"
When the Wu family in the first row was puzzled and speechless, the audience off the court cheered loudly.
"thank you all."
In the booing of a group of people, Wu Shaobai folded his fists and hands:
"Thank you~".
Chapter 38
Looking at the applauding audience, Yue Yunpeng smiled:
"It's my turn."
"Hey, tell me."
"Oh, so happy..."
"What?"
Wu Shaobai pushed him and said wordlessly:
"Why are you so happy?"
"Baby, what are you pushing me for?"
"...Who do you call baby. Who are you baby."
"Look, I'm still in a hurry. Ouch, baby, what's wrong with you? You forgot who I am?"
"Who are you?"
"Me, me! Take a good look at my face!"
Facing Yue Yunpeng who was pointing at his face, Wu Shaobai paused and said:
"Don't dare to look."
"Why?"
"This... I ate a lot at night, watched a lot... I want to vomit..."
"..."
Yue Yunpeng's face was stunned, and then, amid the laughter of the audience, he straightened his body and pointed at Wu Shaobai:
"Come on, this guy has less hair and less knowledge, and I'm not like him. Let me introduce myself..."
With that said, his sassy character was gradually exposed.
clutching his chest:
"I am... a singer."
"Wait a minute, Teacher Yue. Hey, wait a minute."
Wu Shaobai was speechless:
"What do you say you are?"
"I'm not a joke, oh my baby, what happened to you today?"
As soon as these words came out, the biggest laughter broke out on the field from the beginning to the present.
Wu Shaobai also paid special attention to the first row. Except for the two youngest brothers, all the family members including Wu Shaojun also showed a smile.
Seeing this, Wu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief.
In the audience's laughter, he nodded:
"You're really not a funny person...you're a singer...hey, hey, baby, don't be beautiful. Just a reminder, that's called a singer, there's no melody, understand?"
"Don't you add?"
"do not add."
"Isn't it worth it? People from Yanjing, my mother's family, just talk here~"
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, don't recognize your father indiscriminately. It's also a native of Yanjing... remember it! That's not a good name. Your master must have taken advantage of you when he asked you to practice Mandarin. Son."
"Oh... huh?"
Yue Yunpeng, who had just responded, suddenly turned his head and looked at Wu Shaobai, who was holding the table with both hands, and there was this dull speechlessness on his face.
"What did you say?"
"I said that's called a singer! Do you understand? A singer... No, you're not a cross talk talker, what's wrong? You even gave people a pedicure off the stage, how did you become a singer when you got on stage? Are you also doing a side business to generate income?"
The audience laughed, but Yue Yunpeng frowned, and the facial features gathered together again.
"Wu Shaobai and we agreed on the stage just now, my mind is slow, you don't keep hanging up, I can't keep up. Look, the audience is laughing at you again..."
"Who? Who are you laughing at?"
Wu Shaobai was also speechless, then waved his hand:
"Come on, Teacher Yue..."
"Call me song-sing-home."
"..."
"Hahahaha~"
The audience laughed in unison, and Wu Shaobai seemed to give up resistance and waved his sleeves casually:
"Yes, I can see clearly. On this issue, he has fully developed this shameless spirit. I really can't do it... In this way, Teacher Yue..."
"Huh!? What did you call me?"
"Well, the singer."
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