Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"What are you in a hurry...that's the matter of the master and the apprentice."
"That doesn't work either. If it's really expensive, then I don't mean it at all..."
"All right."
Gao Yuanyuan also advised:
"Brother Xun is right, that's the matter of the master and the apprentice. In other words, since you have taught your child to others... How did Mr. Guo say that? Even when the child goes home, look When the child's nose is bruised and his face is swollen, if he asks if Master beat him, he has to go to Master's house with a gift to thank him."
"Uh...why?"
Zhou Xun asked in confusion.
Gao Yuanyuan shrugged:
"Because why don't they beat other apprentices? But they beat you? It shows that you are serious about your kung fu. It's a matter of attitude. Xiao Tong, right?"
"Well, that's what it means. They are indeed very traditional. Just last night, Teacher Yu called him. We were lying down watching TV, and he had to stand up to answer the phone. It's awkward, but after you get used to it...Mr. Chen, if you have time, you can see the backstage of De 29 Yun Club. There is no one in the world who understands the rules better than them. You will understand how precious the virtues of elders and children are orderly, superiors and inferiors, respect for teachers and respect for teachers~”
"..."
Hearing Tong Liya's words, Chen Kun's thin lips pursed into a fine line. Although he nodded, he still said:
"Then... I won't talk about it today. For example, I will visit tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, and I should prepare some gifts at that time. It should be fine, right? Xiao Tong, what does Mr. Wu like? "
"Uh……"
When Tong Liya heard this, she was speechless in an instant.
"...?"
"..."
"..."
The three of them looked over in unison, Gao Yuanyuan couldn't help laughing and crying:
"Isn't it? You two have been together for so long, and you still don't know what he likes?"
But Tong Liya was even more speechless. She blinked and thought about it for a long time...
"He told me last night that he loved cross talk so much that he would never change. And...I usually don't find him any other hobbies... After saying this today, I just found out...I even have my boyfriend. Like not knowing anything! This…”
A sense of loss suddenly appeared, making her unable to sit still.
After thinking about it, she took out her mobile phone:
"I... ask Teacher Yu."
"..."
Everyone was interested in seeing the phone call she made as soon as she said it.
What does Mr. Wu like...
then……
"The child asked me during the New Year's Eve if he had to develop a hobby. If you ask me, I don't know..."
Hearing Yu Xuan's words, Tong Liya's mouth twitched.
After hanging up the phone, she winked at Chen Kun again:
"Would you like... Mr. Chen, go and ask yourself?"
"puff……"
Zhou Xun burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, Xiao Tong is so interesting."
At this moment, Youyou's laughter came from the bedroom.
Chen Kun stood up and said:
"I gonna go see."
Having said that, he walked to his son's bedroom, knocked on the door, and after pushing it open, he saw his son sitting on the bed laughing hahaha, while Wu Shaobai was sitting beside the bed smiling and looking at him.
"what's the topic?"
"Told him a few jokes, Youyou's English is very good."
As soon as Wu Shaobai finished speaking, Youyou shouted in a milky voice:
"Dad, I'll tell you a joke. Liger told me~"
Chen Kun walked over with a smile and asked:
"What's the joke?"
"Dad, DO, YOU, HAVE, A, GOOD, FRIEND? (Do you have any good friends?)"
Listening to his son's standard American pronunciation, Chen Kun smiled and nodded:
"YEAH."
"WHERE, NATION? (In which country?)"
Chen Kun was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile:
"SHE, FROM, CHINA. (She is from the Celestial Dynasty)"
But Chen Youyou shook her head:
"No, no, Dad, you should say SHE, IS, FROM, ANOTHER, NATION (she is from another country)"
"Uh... SHE, IS, FROM, ANOTHER, NATION."
Hearing Chen Kun's words, the child couldn't wait to ask:
"COOL! WHICH, NATION? (Which country?)"
"...?"
Chen Kun didn't know how to answer, and then he heard his son say to himself:
"IMAGINATION! (Imagine) Hahahahaha~"
This is actually a homonymous burden, because both IMAGINATION and NATION use NATION as the end. Although the question is about which country, the final answer is indeed "imagination" with the same pronunciation.
It might not sound like Coke.
But just like a cold joke, only those who understand the connotation will be amused, and being explained by others will only feel embarrassed and cold.
Chen Kun was more or less able to get to the point of this English conversation, but he didn't quite understand why his son laughed so happily.
But kid, that's it.
Their world is different from that of adults, simpler and more bizarre.
This is the imagination of children.
Obviously, although I don't know how Mr. Wu did it, it's impossible for a father to say that his son can be so happy.
At this time, Wu Shaobai said:
"Youyou has a good sense of humor, and you can see that he knows a lot of things."
Hearing that his son was praised, Chen Kun was also full of pride, but said very modestly:
"Still a long way to go."
"Haha~ It's alright, Mr. Chen, go ahead, let's continue chatting for a while, I'm talking to him about some tongue twisters~"
"Hmm~ Good! Youyou, you have to listen to the master, you know?"
"I know~ Liger, Liger, I have to listen to jokes~ Can you tell me?"
"Okay, but the master taught you just now, what do you want to say when you treat adults?"
"You~~~"
"And what to call him?"
"Hey~~~"
"How do you write 逹?"
"Well...a him on the top, and a heart below..."
"How to explain it?"
"Take him to heart~ Liger, Liger, can I say something to a girl?"
"..."
"Hahaha~"
Hearing this, Chen Kun's mouth twitched, but Wu Shaobai laughed uncontrollably.
It's fun.
(Thanks to the big guys such as "I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom", "J5036***16" and other big guys.
Chapter 483
Until the end of the dinner in the evening, Chen Youyou was a little bit inseparable from Wu Shaobai.
Seeing that the master was leaving, he even burst into tears.
Wu Shaobai repeatedly assured that he could come to him at any time when he missed Master, and agreed that he could come to live at Master's house, and then the child bid farewell to Master, who was red-faced after drinking a drink or two.
Getting into Liu Yong's car, Wu Shaobai waved goodbye to his apprentice.
And when he couldn't see the figure of his apprentice, he said with a face full of reluctance:
"I'm really reluctant~...I suddenly understood why my master was so sad when he heard me go home and sleep."
After speaking, he glanced at the time and said:
"Brother Liu, let's go to Taoyuan East, and then go to Huguang."
"No, go directly to Huguang, I'll ask Xiaoxin to pick me up."
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