Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Everyone, look at each other."

　　Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, the audience unconsciously looked around at the neighbors next to each other, a little puzzled.

　　"Look at everyone, Yanjing has a population of more than [-] million. Today, we can meet in this place and sit next to each other. What kind of fate is this?"

　　"Eh, that's it."

　　"And you are looking at it, do you guys have smiles on their faces? What does this mean?"

　　"what?"

　　"It means that all of you will live. What are you all here for today?"

　　"...Come and listen to the cross talk."

　　Hou Zhen answered.

　　"Yes, then why come to listen to cross talk?"

　　"Oh? Is there a reason?"

　　"Of course there is."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"You guys are here to find happiness."

　　"That's for sure."

　　"Spend fifty dollars, come here for a cup of tea, listen to cross talk, haha, and when you go out, find a restaurant in Dashilar, and have a good meal, do you know what this is called? "

　　Wu Shaobai turned his head and asked Hou Zhen.

　　Hou Zhen asked back:

　　"what?"

　　"That's called happiness. What is happiness?"

　　"Tell me."

　　"Happiness is a person's emotions after self-satisfaction."

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Oh, that's the truth."

　　"That's right, the Eastern Han Dynasty Xu Shen's "Shuowen" said: "Fortune: good luck and avoid evil! Fu: You are also! Everyone, you sit here in the afternoon, first to welcome good luck and avoid evil, and secondly to have the protection of gods, I I want to ask, are you happy?"

　　"Happy~~~"

　　Hearing the unanimous response and applause from the audience off the field, Wu Shaobai suddenly sighed.

　　"Ugh……"

　　"Yo? What's wrong with you? Why are you sighing?"

　　Hou Zhen was a little puzzled.

　　"I... can't be happy."

　　"Can't you be happy?"

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen showed a puzzled expression, as if pondering the meaning of this sentence.

　　After a second of pause, he suddenly realized:

　　"Oh~ I understand, you are fortunately incompetent."

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched, looking at him helplessly.

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Appreciate~~~~"

　　The audience began to laugh, and Wu Shaobai said:

　　"My surname is Wu Fuji, but can you stop being so dirty?"

　　"Who?"

　　Hou Zhen was also a little speechless:

　　"I'm not wrong, right? Didn't you say it yourself? Fortunately, incompetent..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　As soon as he said these three words, the audience laughed, and finally Wu Shaobai pushed him aside:

　　"Go, go, and play! You are fortunately incompetent!"

　　"My surname is not Wu either."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"You surnamed Hou are going to die!?"

　　Wu Shaobai's face was full of dissatisfaction:

　　"I'm chatting with everyone, what are you interrupting, you old man who spends money to come on stage to listen to cross talk!"

　　"Who? ... Didn't you say that you are happy and incompetent?"

　　"Your incompetence of happiness is called incompetence of happiness? Blessed? You have eaten your happiness!?"

　　"You are fortunate to be incompetent, then you must be unlucky..."

　　"..."

　　The scene was quiet for a while.

　　But the audience who immediately realized what the blessing was referring to burst into a burst of laughter:

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　The audience wondered why Mr. Hou became more and more connotative?

　　In the past, the show was always on the bright side, but now it's better. This inadvertent show broke someone's waist.

　　"...Look at your rambunctious thinking!"

　　Wu Shaobai pointed at Hou Zhen's nose and said viciously:

　　"I mean I can't find happiness myself!"

　　"Oh~~~"

　　"Hey, what are you kidding?"

　　"Hahaha~ woo~~~~"

　　Looking at the boos from the audience, Wu Shaobai said righteously:

　　"Don't think crooked, okay! Don't follow the rhythm of this fat-headed thing, he's not a good person!"

　　"Indeed, good people go against the three vulgarities."

　　"Hahahahaha!!!"

　　"..."

　　Seeing Hou Zhen's grinning face, Wu Shaobai seemed to be speechless when he was attacked, and then he stretched out a finger and began to draw a circle towards the void.

　　"...what are you doing?"

　　Hou Zhen couldn't help but ask.

　　And Wu Shaobai didn't even turn his head, just said:

　　"Draw a circle to curse you!"

　　"Hahahaha~~~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Applause!!!"

　　"Applause!!!!!!!"

　　Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is an animation that came out in 05, but at this juncture, draw a circle to curse you. The source of this sentence "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: The Great Battle of the Ancient and Weird World" has not yet come out, so this sentence is not that bad in the future. Street stalks.

　　At this moment, when Wu Shaobai came out like this, everyone watched it fresh and interesting, and the laughter and boos instantly became one.

　　Hou Zhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When they were talking, they didn't say that, just like he just smashed Wu Shaobai, now Wu Shaobai will use it to smash him.

　　Although the audience did not know that this was the on-the-spot performance of the two, because the burden was so natural.But, he himself knew...

　　And haven't caught it yet.

　　Fortunately, the two have a tacit understanding of the stage.

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand directly:

　　"I've got it, I'm wrong, isn't it? Stop drawing, my dear, I'll be drawing five rings later... No, what's wrong with you? Come up and say that you are happy and incompetent, why?"

　　Hou Ye said one of the iron laws of cross talk.

　　Since I can't connect, I'll pretend I didn't hear it.

　　Slightly slightly....

Chapter 495

　　Seeing that Hou Zhen took the initiative to recover, Wu Shaobai let him go and put his hand down.

　　But immediately followed:

　　"If you dare to talk nonsense, I still..."

　　As he said, his hand was about to continue to draw circles, but Hou Zhen quickly stopped his hand:

　　"Don't dare, don't dare."