Entertainment: Start with the Idol Group
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Some people in the audience raised their hands.
"This little brother."
He Jiong walked off the stage and came to a teenager: "What do you want to ask Sun Dian?"
"That's right, Sun Dian has so many girlfriends, so I want to ask, how to quickly get to know a woman?"
This question is also not about Sun Dian, but this... The audience wants to know a woman.
"Getting to know a woman quickly is actually very simple."
Sun Dian looked at this... teenager.
"Women are called many, beauties, beauties, fairies, goddesses, young ladies, female men, tigresses."
"According to my personal survey statistics, 80% of the couples around me don't know the reason why the woman is angry, and the remaining 20% of the men don't know that the woman is angry at all."
"Hahaha!"
When Sun Dian said this, Shu Chang and Li Qin looked at him at the same time.
Xie Na and Wu Xin also looked at Sun Dian with a smile.
But Sun Dian didn't finish his words, and continued to tell this... The audience said: "It's amazing, when you call her a pig, she will be angry when you call her a pig, and she will not be angry."
"If you call her an idiot, she will be angry, but if you call her a little idiot, she will not be angry, not only...not angry, but will look at you with a shy smile."
When Sun Dian mentioned this, all the men present recognized it very much.
The daughters are all covering their mouths, embarrassed to laugh.
"Women, as creatures that won't die for seven days of bleeding, they have a huge amount of energy hidden in them, beyond your imagination. Although they can't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle, they can open your heavenly cap in minutes."
"Ha ha!"
The latter paragraph made the entire male audience stand up, applauding and laughing at Sun Dian.
It can make all the male audience stand up, which shows that Sun Dian has spoken their heart.
It also means that they agree with what Sun Dian said, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Shu Chang bit his lip and smiled angrily at Sun Dian. Although he was very depressed, he had to say that what he said seemed to make sense, and it was not nonsense.
What Sun Dian said was the quickest answer to understand the woman.
"Come on, what do you want to ask Sun Dian?"
He Jiong went to the back and asked one of the girls.
"What I want to ask is, what kind of woman is the most stupid"
The girl asked this question and looked at Sun Dian on the stage, waiting for his explanation.
Sun Dian looked at the female audience and said, "The stupidest woman is the man who gave the best attitude to an irrelevant man and gave the worst temper to his man."
"Wow"
The answer given by Sun Dian made many people on the scene in an uproar.
"The most important thing is that there will be more and more women like this."
Sun Dian gave a prophecy.
Sun Dian thought of something at this time, and said: "Let's put it this way, according to China's consumption data five years later, girls are the first consumer, women are the second, children are the third, and children are the fourth. For the elderly, the fifth consumption is pets, and the sixth consumption is men.”
: "That is to say, starting from 201 this year, five years later, that is, 205, Chinese men's consumption is not as good as that of dogs."
Of course, what Sun Dian said was well-founded.
"why"
Even Xie Na didn't understand why this happened.
"The next generation is the consumption generation. If you don't consume, you have no right to speak. The media automatically favors women, because after 5 years of making money, when you enter consumption, it shows that men have entered an era of pleasing women."
Chapter 673 Ask Teacher Sun Online Chapter 673 Ask Teacher Sun Online
"Okay, next one."
Teacher He signaled to the next one to see who would be the best choice. Teacher He came to a boy and asked him, "Do you have anything to ask the Dianshuai?"
The... boy stood up and asked Sun Dian, who looked at the stage, "How to refuse moral kidnapping in life"
"Tell me, how did you get kidnapped by morality?"
Teacher He asked the boy to give an example.
"It's just that I have been working in the society for two years, and my current income is not bad."
"People in the same company, after knowing my salary income, some people will say: Your salary is so high, please invite me to dinner."
The boy gave an answer that he was kidnapped by morality.
Faced with this kind of moral kidnapping, Sun Dian smiled and looked at him: "Do you want the kind of rejection that is... very relieved, or the kind of rejection that is... reasonable and will not affect the relationship between you and your colleagues. "
"It's that kind of... very relieved, especially for girls!!"
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