Entertainment: The Correct Way To Open When Lying Flat

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To eat or not to eat?

He Yan took the plate tremblingly and got entangled.

TOZAO......

He just admitted that he likes to eat dog food.

The babies have good intentions and are afraid that he will be hungry.

DZPB......

This is fucking dog food!

Not that kind of "dog food".

He Jiong could only look at sister Zifeng to relieve the embarrassment.

"Sister, you delivered the dog food on time. They wouldn't be hungry if it were later."

Sister Zifeng almost burst out laughing.

The eyes are curved into crescents.

"I'm sorry, Teacher He. I didn't know this would happen later. It made me laugh so hard. It's so cute."

Huang Lei sighed.

"I lied to everyone about having a daughter again. Fortunately, I have already given birth to two, haha!"

He Yan rolled his eyes and said: "You two have daughters, so show off! We singles are just greedy.

In the end, it was Lin Yu who came to the rescue for He Jiong.

He held Dabao Erbao in his arms and comforted him: "Grandpa was full just now and can't eat anymore."

Dabao pouted: "Well, you can't support grandpa."

He 囧 scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Everything else is fine. I also understand what the babies are thinking. It's just that this grandpa is too troublesome. Can you change your name and call me uncle?"

“Although it’s been a lifetime, I feel so comfortable listening to it!”

Huang Lei frowned: "By the way, Lin Yu, don't you have another baby? A boy or a girl?"

Previously, Liu Shishi only announced the news of her pregnancy, but did not reveal her gender.

Lin Yu simply admitted: "It's my son."

Huang Lei pretended to be a veteran.

"Raising a son is a different concept from raising a daughter. As for a daughter, she must be pampered and pampered. No matter how naughty she is, she is reluctant to hit her for fear of hurting her fur."

"If it were my son, how dare he be naughty? I wish I could whip him with a belt every day."

The son is definitely more naughty than the daughter, stronger and can withstand beatings better.

There must be double standards in this matter.

Lin Yu nodded emphatically.

"Teacher Huang, don't worry. When my son is born, I will buy a bunch of belts right away and see how many of them I can break."

Huang Lei laughed loudly: "There's no need to be so anxious. The baby won't be able to make any big waves before he's two years old. If he's over three years old, he can buy a belt.'

The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded.

Since Lin Yu and her two daughters appeared.

The number of people in the live broadcast room soared.

It has now reached 4.5 million.

This is just the beginning.

At its peak, the number of people exceeds 10 million, so don’t make it too easy.

"Hahaha, is my son so unlovable? There is such a big difference.

"That's right! No matter what mistakes my daughter makes, my husband is reluctant to spank her. If my son is naughty, he will beat her hands until her hands are swollen."

"In my opinion, sons are meant for beating, and daughters are meant for pain."

"Teacher Lin is so funny. Did you buy a belt on the day your son was born? I will do that from now on."

"What kind of belt should I buy? Doesn't the steel bar look good?"

"The man who bought the steel bars is Lang Mie! Your son was born to Mr. Wang next door, right?"

"I asked you to beat your son, but I didn't ask you to beat him to death.

At this time, He Yan pointed to the backyard.

"I just asked for some saplings from my fellow villagers. Who wants to plant trees in the backyard?"

"Whoever plants the tree can name it."

"Longing" was recorded for so many seasons.

A mushroom house is built every season.

Even after the recording is over, the mushroom house is no longer needed.

Mango Terrace will also try to maintain its original appearance.

Therefore, the trees planted by the guests will basically not be damaged by anyone.

They can grow up safely.

Dabao was the most active and geared up: "Dad, I'm going to plant trees, I'm going to plant trees..."

Qiuqiu raised his hand: "I also want to plant trees. The teacher said that planting trees and greening the environment is a good thing.

Lin Yu touched Erbao's head.

“I learned a lot in kindergarten!”

Babies are like this.

At home, in front of my parents, I am extremely naughty and disobedient.

After entering kindergarten, he obeyed the teacher's instructions.

Because parents are the closest people to them.

In front of your parents, you can act coquettishly and lose your temper without restraint.

And they are not that close to their teachers.

In addition, the teacher is very strict, which will make the baby fearful.

I listened to the teacher very much.

He Yan led everyone to the backyard.

Lin Yu dug three holes with a small shovel.

Dabao and Dabao each carried a bucket full of water and poured water into it.

Lin Yu put the saplings in and buried them with soil.

The tree is planted.

The father and daughter each planted a sapling.

He Yan narrowed his eyes and asked with a smile: "Babys, the tree is planted, it's time to name it.

Tuantuan patted the dirt in his palms.

"The tree I planted is called Tuantuan! The one planted by my sister is called Qiuqiu.

Lin Yu asked with a smile: "Then what dad planted is called Lin Yu?"

Tuantuan shook his head vigorously: "What dad planted is called dad."

He laughed out loud.

"It sounds weird to name a tree daddy. That's settled then."

At this time Peng Peng came over: "What dad?"

Lin Yu explained: "The tree I planted is named Dad."

Peng Peng frowned: "Dad?"

Lin Yu and Huang Lei looked at each other with evil smiles and responded tacitly at the same time.

"Why!"

Peng Peng patted his forehead: "You can take advantage of this? How careless."

This kind of ethical gag is the most common and commonly used gag among Deyun Society crosstalk actors.

They will also have three go-getters arriving today.

One is the cross talk queen Yu Qian, whom Lin Yu has met before.

One is Lin Yu’s friend Guo Dalin.

There is also a "heavyweight" figure Xiao Yueyue.

After the split of Deyun Society, its vitality was greatly reduced.

But Lao Guo and Yu Qian's two Dinghai needles were still there.

Deyunshe did not collapse, but became popular ten times after another.

The first person to be praised was Xiao Yueyue.

within a certain period of time.

His popularity even surpassed that of Lao Guo.

The first brother of the new generation of crosstalk actors in Tuoduo Deyun Club.

After planting the tree, Lin Yu ate a piece of candy and prepared to take the babies for a walk on the beach.

Sudden.

Lin Yu stared at the toffee in her hand (bhdh) and came up with an idea.

A bad smile appeared on his lips, and he walked straight towards the chief director Zhang Hangxi.

Don't look at Zhang Hangxi as a director.

But he had a psychological shadow on Lin Yu.

Lin Yu just participated in the recording of the last episode, and he was cheated of 500 oceans.

It made him feel bad.

In Zhang Hangxi's eyes, Lin Yu is much more evil and evil than Huang Lei.

Can't afford to offend!

Lin Yu saw Zhang Hangxi's panic and quickly comforted him.

"Director, what are you afraid of? I just brought two toffees and wanted to give you a try.

Zhang Hangxi took two pieces of White Rabbit toffee and thought about it for a long time.

Why don't you just eat some candy?

There should be no problem, right?

He peeled off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, it's very sweet. I also ate this piece."

He peeled off another piece and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it up and swallowed it into his stomach.

Just after eating, Lin Yu explained: "I forgot to tell you that I brought these two pieces of candy to Tuantuan and Qiuqiu."

"Now that you have eaten, if they cause trouble for you and cry and make trouble, you have to take responsibility."

I lost it!

Everyone in Zhang Hang was numb.

Sure enough, there is still a trick!

"Isn't this what you asked me to eat? What does it have to do with me?"

Lin Yu retorted: "You will eat what I ask you to eat? If I sell you and ask you to count the money, will you be able to count it? You are not rigorous at all in doing things."

"In order for the babies not to cause trouble for you, I can help you block it, so just say that I ate the candy.

"But you have to give me 100 yuan for a piece of candy.

Zhang Hangxi vomited blood on the spot.

"Are you robbing? One piece of candy costs 100 yuan? I thank you. You could have just robbed it, but you gave me two pieces of candy."

Lin Yu threatened: "Just tell me whether you will give it or not! If you don't, I will let Tuantuan and Qiuqiu take it out of your pocket. By then it will be more than 200 yuan."

Zhang Hang felt like crying but had no tears.

How do you know how to pluck wool from yourself?

"I'll give it! Isn't it okay if I give it?"

He took out 200 yuan and handed it to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu handed one to He Juan and kept one for himself.

"I'll drive my daughters to the village canteen later to buy some food.

"This is money defrauded in their names. We cannot treat them badly."

Zhang Hangxi complained.

"You still know that the money was obtained by fraud, which proves that your conscience is still intact!"

"A guest is coming."

Sister Zifeng greeted.

Everyone came to the door.

All I could see was the path in the distance.

A tall woman in white.

Dragging his luggage, he walked over slowly and gracefully.

Because the distance is too far.

Everyone can only tell the gender by their silhouette.

It’s not clear who exactly it is.

Next, we entered the stage of guessing the stars.

He Jiong has hosted "Quick Book" for 20 years and has met countless celebrities.

He was naturally the first to speak.

"If you are too far away, you can only see that this girl is quite tall, probably no less than 1.68 meters."

"She also walks very elegantly. The one who fits her best is Yang Mi. If she didn't come with Lin Yu, she wouldn't be her."

"Guess one blindly, it's her best friend Tang Yan."

Huang Lei shook his head and refused to answer.

"Looks like he's only in his twenties? I really don't know much about young actors in the entertainment industry."

Peng Peng guessed: "It can't be Zhang Jingyi? I have filmed a TV series with her."

Sister Zifeng answered: "Is it Zhao Jinmai? She shouldn't be that tall."

Lin Yu remained silent.

He was all too familiar with this figure.

Wait for the female guest to come to the door.

Her face gradually became clearer.

I saw that she had long shawl hair and very delicate facial features.

A pair of big black eyes, exuding an unusually gentle and bright luster.

Her smile is very charming, like a fairy descending to earth.

She is a foreigner.

She is also one of Lin Yu’s ex-girlfriends.

Liu Tianxian!

Lin Yu couldn't help but smile secretly.

It really made Zhao Xiaogu and the others talk.

This time Lin Yu came to record the show alone and really bumped into his ex-girlfriend.

It's so embarrassing.

November is coming soon, I wish you all the new month to be single, get rich, and have your family safe and healthy!

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