Entertainment: The Correct Way To Open When Lying Flat

"I'll do it myself!"

Lin Yu took a step back and got rid of Liu Tianxian.

He dug in his pockets.

There were no tissues.

This is embarrassing.

Although the younger sister on the side plays with Tuantuan and Qiuqiu.

But the attention is always on Lin Yu.

I can't help but look at him.

If Lin Yu disappeared from sight.

She will feel extremely empty and lonely.

It's like his soul has been sucked out.

She would not admit that she fell in love with Lin Yu.

I just feel like I admire his talent.

"Brother Lin Yu, I have it!"

She took out a tissue and handed it to Lin Yu.

"Please wipe it for me." Lin Yu said.

"............"

Sister Zifeng bit her thin lips and started to wipe Lin Yu's sweat with a blushing face.

It's too hot.

Lin Yu's activities were too intense, and beads of sweat kept pouring out.

After wiping it once, it was all filled with water immediately.

I wiped it three times before it stopped.

"Brother Lin Yu, you're sweating a lot. Don't do it so hard. Take a rest."

Lin Yu stretched his muscles.

"Don't men act fiercely? If you look at Tuantuan and Qiuqiu, there may be snakes in the ground.

The latitude here is very low and the temperature is high. It is naturally a paradise for animals and plants.

There are many kinds of snakes.

There are dozens of species of poisonous tongues alone, and they do not require hibernation.

Lin Yu's words shocked all the guests.

The aunt next to me explained: "The "three-nine-seven" the young man said is true. We are all used to snakes."

"When we go to the ground, we need to prepare tools such as sickles. If we are attacked by a poisonous snake, we can still use them."

Zhang Yixing is the most timid.

He didn't even dare to catch poultry such as chickens, ducks and geese.

Hearing the snake, Hun'er was almost scared to death.

He quickly took a sickle and put it next to him.

"ah--"

at this time.

Liu Tianxian let out a scream and squatted on the ground.

"Snakes...there are really snakes..."

Everyone quickly grabbed the guy and got closer.

I saw a snake with the green color of bamboo leaves all over its body, coiled on the ground.

Regardless of whether it is a venomous snake, it will not necessarily attack people.

If you see a snake, leave immediately and stay away.

If you are really bitten by a snake, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck.

Lin Yu recognized him at a glance.

"It seems to be a white-lipped bamboo with green leaves, which is a protected animal.

Huang Lei smiled bitterly: "Poisonous snakes are protected animals, so that person deserves to be bitten?"

Lin Yu smiled and said: "Of course not. Haven't you heard Zhang San, who is popularizing the law, say it?"

"This world is people-oriented. Although there are many rare and protected animals, as long as people are attacked, they are not guilty of legitimate defense.'

"Even if a giant panda attacks you, you can still fight back."

Lin Yu had a sudden idea.

"How about I catch some snakes later and make you a snake soup tonight?"

He Yan refused.

"Forget it. When we were recording the show in Yunzhinan, there were many local specialties related to snakes, and we didn't dare to touch them."

"There's also a banquet of insects, it's so scary!"

Huang Lei spread his hands and said, "Yes, I don't even dare to make snake soup because I'm afraid of others.

Lin Yu: "Okay! If there are any snakes, I'll catch a few. If there aren't any, I won't look for them."

The aunt interrupted.

"There are a lot of snakes in the ground. If you are not lucky, you may encounter more than a dozen in an afternoon."

These words frightened all the guests.

It turns out that there are so many crises hidden under the calm!

Lin Yu smiled and said: "The latitude here is lower than Yunnan, and the climate is hot. There must be all kinds of snakes and insects. It's normal."

"Everyone yearns for poetry and the distance. But we must understand that the distance is not as beautiful as imagined."

"As for the poem, it may have been written by Jia Moumou."

The aunt was really right.

This afternoon, the guests encountered many snakes.

There are venomous snakes and there are non-venomous ones.

Lin Yu put three non-venomous snakes into the bucket, closed the lid, and brought them back to the mushroom house.

Waiting for the snake stew in the evening.

Snake soup is indeed very nutritious, just like some insects.

Not only is it nutritious, it is also a great tonic.

But whether you can eat it or not depends on a person's psychological endurance limit.

Some people feel sick when they see bugs.

Some people eat until they fly.

And some people will feel scared even when they see things like lobsters and crabs.

It’s best if someone eats it.

No one was eating, so Lin Yu could only enjoy it by himself.

Lunch is relatively simple.

Lin Yu steamed some crabs, stewed two fish, and prepared seven or eight other dishes.

Dinner is the most sumptuous.

Because the nights are long, there is no need to work.

Everyone likes to have dinner together in the evening and eat sumptuously.

You don’t have that time at noon, and you can’t eat too much.

Otherwise, I won’t be able to do any work in the afternoon.

He Yan arranged: "After dinner, everyone will take a two-hour lunch break. Especially the babies, they must be tired from running around with us.

"Hurry up and take a nap. There will be a lot of fun in the afternoon."

At this time.

The ghostly Dabao took out a box of milk tablets.

"Who wants to eat milk tablets? There are one, two, three... and eight left!"

All the guests raised their hands in unison.

Dabao's eyes rolled.

"You can't eat for free, let's make an exchange."

Sister Zifeng held the baby's fat cheeks with both hands.

He narrowed his eyes into an arc and asked with a smile: "What do you want in exchange?"

Dabao Tuantuan looked at sister Zifeng carefully.

There's nothing valuable about her.

There is only a carton of milk in my hand.

"Sister, give me a carton of milk, and I'll give you a milk tablet."

Sister Zifeng covered her mouth and burst into laughter.

"I'm really good at business. My carton of milk can be exchanged for a lot of milk tablets! But my sister promises you."

Both delivered the goods at the same time.

Tuantuan took the milk and drank it.

He Yan rubbed his hands: "I also want breast milk tablets, what do I need to exchange for them?"

Tuantuan held his chin, rolled his eyes upward, and thought hard.

"Take 100 yuan and exchange it with me!"

He Yan couldn't help laughing: "Little guy, your chest is getting bigger and bigger. Do you know how many tons of purchasing power 100 yuan has? It can buy ten piles of milk tablets."

Immediately, he took out a dollar from his pocket.

"100 yuan for you, give me the milk tablets!"

Tuantuan doesn’t understand the denomination at all.

She took the money and put it into her pocket excitedly.

Lin Yu said helplessly: "Teacher He, [is it really okay for you to lie to Tuantuan like this?"

He Jiong began to reason.

"Every time you learn something, you gain wisdom. Babies have suffered losses since they were young, and it is good for them to develop an awareness of being deceived from an early age.

Lin Yu nodded thoughtfully.

"Is there a possibility... that Tuantuan did not suffer a loss?"

"Teacher He didn't give her 100 yuan, but gave her back one yuan! This whole milk movie only costs two yuan.

"..."

He Ji was immediately speechless.

So it turns out that I am the one with the biggest grievance?

The mushroom house is warm and peaceful.

But the "Lin Family Nest" group chat exploded.

None of the five women are with Lin Yu.

But they are always paying attention to the live broadcast.

Liu Tianxian's behavior was obviously throwing stones into the pit, which aroused public outrage.

Yang Mi: "This woman is not simple! She publicly said she was Lin Yu's ex-girlfriend in the live broadcast room, and she also took the initiative to talk to him and wipe his sweat. She probably wants to get back together, so she deserves to be wary!"

Reba: "When it airs later, let's tell my husband to stay away from Liu Tianxian. I don't like women very much."

Zhao Xiaogu: "Isn't that right? She is from the United States. She relies on her godfather for resources in the entertainment industry. There may be something dirty behind her back. Can such a person enter our house?"

Master Liu: "We are beyond our reach now! Fortunately, Lin Yu has a very cold attitude towards her."

Li Xin: "That's hard to say... We were quite indifferent to Lin Yu at first, why don't we just call her husband now?"

"Liu Tianxian is so good-looking. Even if this woman has a lot of bad things going on, there is no guarantee that he will not be tempted."

Yang Mi: "Leave this matter to me. First of all, we must remind my husband, express our position, and keep him away from Liu Tianxian.

"In addition, I will send a message to Teacher He and ask him to try to distance himself from the two of them and not give them the opportunity to have close contact."

"It only takes two days to record, and there are so many guests. As long as Teacher He controls it properly, they won't be able to say a few words."

Mushroom house.

Halfway through the meal, the guests heard someone calling the door.

They all came over.

I saw three men walking in.

Really old, fat, and thin.

It was Yu Qian, Xiao Yueyue and Guo Dalin.

Yu Qian still has the iconic chrysanthemum curls on her head.

He was as bald as a pug.

Quite a legacy of his father.

She is indeed the queen of cross talk.

Xiao Yueyue always has a mean expression.

This is one of the important factors in his popularity.

Many times, a person's popularity does not entirely depend on his strength.

It depends on capital promotion and some luck.

Some people are very powerful, and the capital behind them is pushing them hard, but they just can't become popular.

Some people are mediocre in strength and become famous as soon as they push.

Xiao Yueyue is the latter.

His cross talk skills cannot be complimented.

Compared with those senior brothers who defected, they are far behind, and their basic skills are not solid.

But he has his own characteristics with his cheap laughter and expressions.

Directly exploded!

The person next to him is Kuo Dalin, the leader of the young class of Deyun Club.

The crosstalk is average, and the appearance is ordinary.

But he has also been very popular recently, participating in many variety shows and acting in many TV series.

He does not have such obvious characteristics as Xiao Yueyue.

It was purely made by Guo Gang with money.

Lin Yu and Guo Dalin have filmed a movie and are considered friends.

I immediately went up to hug him and exchange greetings.

"Brother Lin is getting more and more handsome. The last time we met was the last time."

"See you again this time. You've become a completely different person. I can only look up to you." Guo Dalin said in a broken voice.

The words are very clear.

The last time I met Lin Yu, he was still a minor supporting character.

And now?

The most popular man in the entertainment industry!

Crazy goddess collector!

Film investment master!

He also has many identities such as screenwriter and director.

Can’t Guo Dalin look up to him? 0.9 Lin Yu joked: “With your height, you have to look up to me at all times.

Guo Dalin collapsed and said: "The mouth is worse than me."

Lin Yu then shook hands with Yu Qian.

"Brother Qian, we meet again."

Yu Qian laughed loudly: "We made an agreement last time. We must not break our promise until we get drunk and return."

"I heard from Wu Jing that you are a good drinker. How about a competition between the two of us?"

Lin Yu: "I'm afraid Brother Qian can't stand it."

Yu Qian patted his chest: "Despite my age, even Wu Jing may not be able to drink me down.

Lin Yu finally hugged Xiao Yueyue in greeting.

Xiao Yueyue smiled mischievously: "Teacher Lin, I am your loyal fan. We fans collectively call you Teacher Lin."

"I like your daughters very much, because I also have a lovely daughter. But you have four, and I only have one.

Lin Yu comforted: "It doesn't matter. I'll go home and let my sister-in-law have more babies. It's just a hard work for her."

"I have so many people here that I don't have to worry about a single life."

Xiao Yueyue covered his face: "That's too mean. That's me, you know? If you pretend like this in front of others, you will be beaten."

Who would have guessed.

Erbao Qiuqiu heard this.

"Who dares to hit my father? I'll beat him to death!"

Erbao's words were astonishing.

Lin Yu is not the only one who loves children.

Naitanzi are also crazy about doting on their dad!

Want to hit dad?

Get through them first. .