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Chapter 133 Zhao Jinmai Relies On Lin Yu! You Are Still Too Naive (Please Beg To Subscribe)
A violent scream.
Lin Yu's eardrum was almost torn.
He rubbed his left ear.
He turned his head calmly and looked at Zhao Jinmai, who was wrapped in a quilt.
now.
Zhao Jinmai's long hair is spread over his shoulders, looking slightly messy.
His delicate facial features were full of frightened expressions.
It's a bit like Li Shiqing in "The Beginning" who panicked because she was afraid of explosion.
The more effeminate the woman behaves.
The more it can stimulate a man’s desire to protect and conquer.
Zhao Jinmai stuttered when he spoke.
"Brother Lin... I remember... I was drunk last night... and you came to my rescue.
"I seemed to be drunk later. How come I...I was...picked up by you?"
Zhao Jinmai's words were very sharp and unambiguous.
Lin Yu smiled bitterly: "Collecting corpses? You use this word too vividly."
"You were drunk and unconscious at the time. You were just like a corpse. If you were picked up by any man, you would suffer.
"I was afraid that something would happen to you, so I opened this room and brought you in. Then... everything that was supposed to happen happened."
Zhao Jinmai looked down.
I found that my jacket and jeans were gone.
Suddenly he burst into tears.
She buried her head in the quilt, wanting to die.
Does this mean you have lost your virginity?
If it had been another man, she would have called the police immediately. "410"
But the other party is Lin Yu.
Why did Zhao Jinmai feel a little happy in his heart?
The union of men and women is natural.
Zhao Jinmai is destined to give himself to a certain man or men in the future.
And if the other party is Lin Yu, the beauty and talent of the entertainment industry is the ceiling.
No matter how you calculate it, Zhao Jinmai is not the one who suffers.
That's why she doesn't have such strong anger.
Even if she's not ready yet.
Even if Lin Yu takes advantage of her.
Zhao Jinmai was also able to forcefully convince himself to forgive him.
It's like a woman being forcibly kissed.
If the other person is handsome, she may blush.
If the other party is an ugly man, take him to the police station.
Zhao Jinmai's current mentality is this.
Her eyes were filled with tears and she looked delicate.
He stared innocently at Lin Yu, at a loss.
It was obvious that she accepted the situation.
There is no intention to pursue the responsibility.
Because if it weren’t for Lin Yu.
She was dragged away by other men.
Not only does the same thing happen.
You may also be photographed and videotaped by the other party for extortion.
Or even send it directly to the Internet.
In comparison, Lin Yu is much better.
Suddenly, Zhao Jinmai thought of something, quickly opened the quilt, and lowered his head to search for a while.
Snow-white quilt.
It glows golden in the sunlight.
No blood lotus blooms.
Zhao Jinmai asked in confusion: "I...I have never had a boyfriend. The first time...why is there no blood?"
Lin Yu pretended to be dumbfounded.
"I didn't stab you with a knife."
Zhao Jinmai raised his white and tender feet and stepped on him twice.
"How about pretending to be stupid? I learned physics in junior high school."
Lin Yu frowned: "Your junior high school physics teacher teaches this?"
"Oh no no no... slip of the tongue, it's the biology teacher..."
"Since it doesn't, does that prove that nothing happened, or is there something else going on?"
Lin Yu explained seriously.
"Last night you were drunk, I carried you to the hotel, and you vomited all over yourself.
"I pulled off your coat and pants, put you into bed, and lay down next to you. This is the whole process!"
Zhao Jinmai's eyebrows widened in surprise.
"Nothing else?"
Lin Yu asked back: "Otherwise, what else do you want?"
Everyone in Zhao Jinmai was numb.
"What you said happened, happened."
Lin Yu laughed: "What I said is what should happen. What you think should happen is probably not a serious matter.'
Zhao Jinmai pouted and scratched his head in embarrassment.
"I thought... I was overthinking it."
There was an inexplicable sense of loss in her heart.
After all, Zhao Jinmai is a 20-year-old girl.
There are many thoughts in my mind about love.
Naturally, I have also fantasized about the excitement of a clear night.
Lin Yu is not only the number one male idol in the entertainment industry, but also her idol.
As Lin Yu’s super little fan girl.
Have a clear night with your idol.
How romantic would that be?
At first, she mistakenly thought that she and Lin Yu...
There was also some collapse.
slowly.
Zhao Jinmai not only accepted the reality, but was even a little happy.
Now I was kicked back to reality.
The mood is like a roller coaster.
Die Lin Yu, stinky Lin Xu.
You want to be a gentleman, why don't you do it next time?
Zhao Jinmai was filled with resentment.
She quickly got dressed and finished washing.
Lin Yu warned: "Be careful in the future, and don't participate in wine parties that you shouldn't participate in."
Zhao Jinmai nodded obediently: "I know, Brother Lin. Thanks to you for helping me stop drinking yesterday, I was still drunk."
"Later, you protected me and took me back to the hotel to avoid being picked up. Thank you so much. Listen to me and thank you...
Zhao Jinmai sang playfully.
"Brother Lin will also be recording "Flowers and Boys" in a while, right? I'm also a regular guest. Happy cooperation!"
Zhao Jinmai stretched out his white and tender hands and smiled sweetly.
Lin Yu shook hands with her awkwardly.
"Then you are really haunted."
Zhao Jinmai glared at him fiercely: "You are the ghost."
Lin Yu shook his hand.
"It's okay, I'll go back first."
Zhao Jinmai quickly persuaded him to stay.
"Don't leave yet. Are you free today? I want to go to the mountains to take pictures. Can you be a flower protector?"
"I usually don't have any hobbies, I just like photography. Now spring has begun, the weather is getting warmer, and today is a sunny day, which is perfect for photography."
"If you can accompany me, I won't look for friends and bodyguards."
Lin Yu shook his head: "Go find your boyfriend."
Zhao Jinmai lowered his head like a mimosa.
"I said I was single, where did I get a boyfriend? I am on the rise in my career and have no plans to fall in love.
"Unless I meet a charming enough man to change my mind..."
These words were clearly meant to tease Lin Yu.
Lin Yu replied calmly: "Are Huahua and Kunkun attractive enough?"
"It really doesn't work. Wang Yabo with a paralyzed face should be able to do it, right?"
Zhao Jinmai waved his hand quickly.
"Stop talking, stop talking... These people are all within my aesthetic zone."
"Kunkun looks like a woman, and Huahua is neither male nor female. Wang Ya's neck looks like that internet celebrity Xiao Wu, so ugly."
"I don't know why they are so popular. Maybe girls with normal aesthetics like me are in the minority?"
Lin Yu continued to ask: "Then do you think I am handsome? To what extent do I have good looks? Please rate me."
"Let me see what your beauty standards are."
Zhao Jinmai rolled his eyes and looked Lin Yu up and down several times.
"My appearance is so-so...one centimeter better than those three."
It was the first time that Lin Yu heard length units used to describe appearance...
"I'm more than a centimeter ahead of them."
Zhao Jinmai's eyes suddenly became strange.
She suspected Lin Yu was driving without a license.
"Let's get to the point! Brother Lin, do you have anything to do today? If you have nothing to do, just come with me."
"Take photos, eat, it's very simple. Don't you like to lie down and enjoy life? What a great opportunity!"
Lin Yu held his chin: "Your reason moved me."
All five girls went to film.
Liu Shishi and Naituanzi all followed the father-in-law and mother-in-law.
Lin Yu is really bored at home alone.
He had planned to fish for two days.
Then go to Deyun Club to listen to cross talk.
Originally, Lin Yu agreed to Deyunshe to help with the unpacking process.
But I couldn't get away, so I didn't go.
I can only find another time to support him.
"Then it's settled, hook up!"
Zhao Jinmai stretched out his green-white little finger and pulled the hook with Lin Yu.
When pulling the hook, she was a little naughty.
With all his strength, he tried to pull Lin Yu's hand over.
Just like two men shaking hands, they secretly compete with each other.
But the two are obviously not the same heavyweight.
Lin Yu just exerted slight force.
Then he pulled Zhao Jinmai forward two steps.
He almost threw himself into her arms.
"Little girl, you still want to compete with me?"
Zhao Jinmai stepped on him lightly.
"Don't you know how to cherish the beauty of a woman? It hurts my hand."
Lin Yu: "Would you like to take you to the hospital to take a look and take a X-ray? Then do a B-ultrasound."
Zhao Jinmai covered his mouth and chuckled.
"It just hurts my finger. Why do we need a B-ultrasound? Why don't you say cardiac bypass?"
"I don't care, you hurt me just now, so you have to tell me a joke."
Lin Yu looked collapsed.
"Obviously you were the one who started the trouble, but you asked me to tell you a joke? Are you being coquettish?"
"If my girlfriend acts like a baby to me, I will be very happy. If other women act like a baby to me, I will be very disgusted."
Zhao Jinmai asked with clear eyes: "Then you are disgusted with me?"
This face is harmless to humans and animals.
It's really hard to be offensive.
Lin Yu spread his hands: "It's okay!"
"Then tell me a joke, hurry up!"
Lin Yu is in trouble.
"5.9 I don't know how to tell serious jokes, I can only tell jokes about stepping on the accelerator. Do you want to listen?"
Zhao Jinmai bit his lower lip and thought for a few seconds: "Speak!"
Lin Yu cleared his throat.
"It's not a joke, it should be a quiz."
"A woman posted a post saying that her husband spent the whole day hanging out with other women."
"And she has been tormented by other men for a day and is almost exhausted. What do you think the truth is?"
Zhao Jinmai is also that kind of stupid girl.
"It must be because her husband cheated on her that this woman also cheated on another man?"
"You've been working hard all day? Is that an exaggeration?"
Although she doesn't understand this.
But the whole day was so unreliable.
Lin Yu fooled her into thinking.
"How stupid! I'm telling a joke, not a story. How could the truth be like this?"
"The fact is... this man took his daughter shopping for a whole day, while this woman was responsible for taking care of her young son at home, and he tormented her all day."
puff!
Zhao Jinmai almost spit out a mouthful of twenty-year-old blood.
She thought it was an exciting plot.
"Hahaha, you did it, right? Can't you just say it clearly in the post?"
"The writing is so ambiguous, others must think more."
Lin Yu smiled and said: "This is called smart, understanding the flow. If you have flow, you will make money."
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