Fake Funeral
C219 teratoma
Seeing that my expression changed greatly, Mr. Zhao asked me: "What's wrong?"
I pointed to a distant rumble. "I think I've been here before."
Mr. Zhao said with a helpless expression: "Why are you doing this too? Are you infected by the Tang person? "
I said, "Not only have I been here, I know who the ghost is."
Mr. Zhao asked me curiously: "Who is it?"
I pointed and said, "Let's go take a look."
The place where the accident happened is only one street away from us. On the way, I didn't speak, but observed the Uncle Tang. Uncle Tang's expression was ugly. He frowned, as if trying very hard to recall something. However, he couldn't.
Two minutes later we were there. There was a car of excavator parked in the middle of the street. Beneath the excavator, there was a woman lying.
I know this woman. We did meet once.
The first time I saw Madam Kuan, I opened a cabinet in her house. There was a woman like that lying in the closet. I still remember her name. Her name was Third Sister.
When Uncle Tang saw the Third Sister lying on the ground, his body started to tremble violently, as if he had remembered something terrifying.
Just then, Brother Long ran towards Uncle Tang in a hurry, and said in a low voice: "Big brother, everything is done. Should we split the money Boss Li gave us with our brothers? "
Uncle Tang finally regained his senses and asked in a trembling voice: "What Boss Li?"
Brother Long looked at Uncle Tang in shock. In the past, he had cheated quite a few people and earned quite a bit of money from it. If we do not earn this kind of unrighteous fortune, we will simply be bastards. "
When I saw Brother Long calmly say the words "ill-gotten wealth", I immediately felt that there was nothing more hilarious in this world.
Uncle Tang did not seem to have reacted as he asked in a daze, "Li Fengchi, when did you pay?"
Brother Long said, "Yesterday, didn't he bring over tens of thousands of yuan? Let's get rid of this Third Sister, so that the demolition process can go smoothly. I told you, you were playing mahjong at the time, so you agreed without any hesitation. "
Uncle Tang replied, "Oh, so that's how it is."
Brother Long rubbed his hands together and asked Uncle Tang: "Big brother, is it not okay for us to be like this as a branch? You take half, I'll take half, and the rest will be divided equally among the brothers. "
Uncle Tang made an 'oh' sound.
Brother Long smiled in excitement. He turned around and waved to his little brothers, shouting loudly, "We're all coming. Big brother said, we …"
He hadn't finished speaking when Uncle Tang seemed to have finally regained his senses. He patted Brother Long's shoulder and said, "Wait a moment."
Brother Long turned around and asked, "Brother, what's wrong?"
Uncle Tang raised his hand and swung his arm. With a "pa" sound, he slapped Dragon Bro's face.
Brother Long staggered from the heavy blow and his cheek was swollen right in front of his eyes.
Brother Long is a famous hooligan in the martial arts world. Although he called Uncle Tang his big brother, he was not necessarily willing to be slapped.
He rubbed his face and spat on the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood. Then he turned to the Uncle Tang and said, "Big Brother, all these years you have been talking about cleansing yourself from behind the scenes. I did the dirty work outside, the work of offending people, the work of having a child without an asshole. Even if I didn't do anything, I should have at least worked hard, right? I don't care if you slap me today, but you have to give me an explanation, otherwise my brothers under my command will feel uncomfortable. "
I looked behind Brother Long and sure enough, there were a few youngsters standing not too far away. These people were very young, and some of them were even high school students who were still in school. When they looked at Uncle Tang, their eyes were filled with ill intent. It was clear that Brother Long already had his own team. These people only knew about Brother Long and not the Uncle Tang.
Uncle Tang sighed as if he didn't notice Brother Long's threat. He said lightly: "Xiaolong, go check if that woman is pregnant."
Brother Long gave a start and shouted towards the distance, "You guys go take a look, that woman …"
Uncle Tang shook his head: "Go take a look yourself."
Brother Long nodded: "Alright, I'll take a look myself."
Brother Long was holding back his anger, but he did not directly break off from Uncle Tang and maintained his apparent respect. He ran to the bottom of the excavator, looked carefully, and said: "That's right, it's a pregnant woman … "Ahh!"
His words had yet to fade when his third sister, who had been dead for a long time, suddenly sat up. She stretched out her hands and grabbed Brother Long's neck with all her strength. "F * ck you! Eight generations …"
Brother Long let out a shriek and gave his third sister a heavy shove. Third Sister fell to the ground, completely motionless this time.
In fact, her blood had dried up long ago. That was just the last bit.
Brother Long's neck was covered in bloody fingerprints, and when he crawled out from under the excavator, his face had turned pale from fright.
Uncle Tang walked in front of Brother Long in a daze, and said in a low voice: "Xiaolong, do you believe in ghosts and gods?"
Brother Long said, "Who in our line of work doesn't believe in ghosts and gods? Every day, I would give Master Guan three incense sticks of time and beg him to bless me. "
Uncle Tang acknowledged. He folded his hands behind his back and said, "Last night, I had a dream about playing mahjong with someone. "That person looks very strange, having the head of a normal person, but the body is like a child's."
"Are you a freak?" Big Brother Long asked.
Uncle Tang replied, "I don't know either. This person played cards while muttering to himself. Whatever he hit first, whatever he hit later on, in the end, he would laugh at it. In the dream, he won all our money. "
"In the end, it was just the two of us. My pockets were empty, but I was a bit unwilling and wanted to win the money back. Then the kid suddenly said to me, I can give you the money, but you have to save my life.
"I asked him: How do I save your life?"
"The child said, 'I told you not to be afraid. Actually, I'm a ghost. It was very difficult to become a ghost, not even having a body to shield against the wind and rain. The lifespan of a living person was close to a hundred years, but it was not easy for a ghost to last two or three years. There are many evil spirits who, in order to survive, have no choice but to harm others and accumulate grievance and malice. "
Uncle Tang sighed, then said: "At that time, I guessed that I was dreaming, but I was still extremely afraid. I asked that child: Do you want to harm me?"
"I don't have to hurt you," said the child. "I've found the reincarnator. Logically speaking, I should not have been reincarnated, because the King of Hell's Book of Life and Death did not have my name on it. Fortunately, I bribed the city and gave me a name. Tomorrow, after you finish playing mahjong, you will meet a pregnant woman. Next year, today, I'll be reincarnated in her. You must protect her from harm. Tomorrow, as long as this pregnant woman doesn't die, you have saved my life. "
When Brother Long heard this, he was already impatient. He chuckled and said to Uncle Tang: "Big brother, why are you telling a ghost story now?"
The Uncle Tang said, "This is not a ghost story. After I woke up, I came here to play mahjong in the evening. I found out that the card game is exactly the same as the one I saw in my dream. "
Brother Long pointed at the lady below the excavator. "The woman you are looking for, is she?"
Uncle Tang nodded.
Brother Long said indifferently, "What's the big deal?" So be it. Wouldn't it be fine if the ghost found another pregnant woman? How much did he bribe the town? I'll burn it for him later. "
Uncle Tang laughed bitterly and said softly: "That child threatened me. They say that this pregnant woman has a violent temper, and that even if she dies, she wouldn't be willing to accept it.
Brother Long scratched his head, "Big brother, we lick blood on the blade. How can we get Wan'er up without seeing a few dead people? "
He shook his head and stopped talking. Then, he turned around and left.
The younger brothers surrounded him and asked Brother Long, "Where is this old fellow from? Do you want to beat him up? "
Brother Long said, "Bastard, this is my big brother. Now he had retired, but his seniority was still there. You can't be rude to him in the future. "
Those little brothers all said, "What seniority, we only know you, Brother Long. If he dares to touch you, we'll beat him up. "
Brother Long turned his head to look at Uncle Tang, and faintly said: "He is a senior after all, a junior cannot be opposed to him. Do you understand? Everyone has their old days, so I can't start an evil example like this. "
Those little brothers didn't seem to understand what Brother Long was saying. He was still expressing his loyalty.
Brother Long waved his hand. "Let's go and split the money."
They had just happily taken two steps when a strong gust of wind blew towards them. The heavy excavator began to fall backwards. Its speed became faster and faster until it crashed into the crowd with a bang.
The lackey who was dizzy from being blown around by the wind did not notice this huge monster. In the blink of an eye, three of them were crushed to death.
The remaining people were dumbstruck, especially the young man who drove the excavator, he was so scared that she couldn't even stand up.
Brother Long gave him a big slap, "How the f * ck did you stop the car?"
The young man driving the excavator said while covering his face: "I … This is also my first time opening it. I didn't see any brakes just now. "
Uncle Tang laughed with a strange expression: "So, it was the Fierce Demon who was after his life. I wonder when it will be my turn. "
After muttering to himself, he suddenly walked quickly towards his third sister's corpse.
Third Sister's body had already been wrecked, and her intestines had ruptured, making her look extremely miserable. Uncle Tang carried out a tiny fetus from within the pile of organs.
Naturally, the fetus was already dead. However, Uncle Tang very skillfully bit his own fingertip, and then stuffed his finger into the fetus' mouth.
He said aloud to the darkness, "I came from the countryside and had a hard time. My grandpa was a great god. I've known it since I was a kid. I've given my life to you, boy. Now that our lives are linked, even if you kill me, your child won't be able to live. "
The fetus that was originally dead suddenly moved. It was truly revived by the Uncle Tang.
There was a gust of tornado that blew mournfully around the Uncle Tang. Uncle Tang was extremely scared, but he still said in a strong voice, "Kill me, kill me. I will die with her. "
I pointed to a distant rumble. "I think I've been here before."
Mr. Zhao said with a helpless expression: "Why are you doing this too? Are you infected by the Tang person? "
I said, "Not only have I been here, I know who the ghost is."
Mr. Zhao asked me curiously: "Who is it?"
I pointed and said, "Let's go take a look."
The place where the accident happened is only one street away from us. On the way, I didn't speak, but observed the Uncle Tang. Uncle Tang's expression was ugly. He frowned, as if trying very hard to recall something. However, he couldn't.
Two minutes later we were there. There was a car of excavator parked in the middle of the street. Beneath the excavator, there was a woman lying.
I know this woman. We did meet once.
The first time I saw Madam Kuan, I opened a cabinet in her house. There was a woman like that lying in the closet. I still remember her name. Her name was Third Sister.
When Uncle Tang saw the Third Sister lying on the ground, his body started to tremble violently, as if he had remembered something terrifying.
Just then, Brother Long ran towards Uncle Tang in a hurry, and said in a low voice: "Big brother, everything is done. Should we split the money Boss Li gave us with our brothers? "
Uncle Tang finally regained his senses and asked in a trembling voice: "What Boss Li?"
Brother Long looked at Uncle Tang in shock. In the past, he had cheated quite a few people and earned quite a bit of money from it. If we do not earn this kind of unrighteous fortune, we will simply be bastards. "
When I saw Brother Long calmly say the words "ill-gotten wealth", I immediately felt that there was nothing more hilarious in this world.
Uncle Tang did not seem to have reacted as he asked in a daze, "Li Fengchi, when did you pay?"
Brother Long said, "Yesterday, didn't he bring over tens of thousands of yuan? Let's get rid of this Third Sister, so that the demolition process can go smoothly. I told you, you were playing mahjong at the time, so you agreed without any hesitation. "
Uncle Tang replied, "Oh, so that's how it is."
Brother Long rubbed his hands together and asked Uncle Tang: "Big brother, is it not okay for us to be like this as a branch? You take half, I'll take half, and the rest will be divided equally among the brothers. "
Uncle Tang made an 'oh' sound.
Brother Long smiled in excitement. He turned around and waved to his little brothers, shouting loudly, "We're all coming. Big brother said, we …"
He hadn't finished speaking when Uncle Tang seemed to have finally regained his senses. He patted Brother Long's shoulder and said, "Wait a moment."
Brother Long turned around and asked, "Brother, what's wrong?"
Uncle Tang raised his hand and swung his arm. With a "pa" sound, he slapped Dragon Bro's face.
Brother Long staggered from the heavy blow and his cheek was swollen right in front of his eyes.
Brother Long is a famous hooligan in the martial arts world. Although he called Uncle Tang his big brother, he was not necessarily willing to be slapped.
He rubbed his face and spat on the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood. Then he turned to the Uncle Tang and said, "Big Brother, all these years you have been talking about cleansing yourself from behind the scenes. I did the dirty work outside, the work of offending people, the work of having a child without an asshole. Even if I didn't do anything, I should have at least worked hard, right? I don't care if you slap me today, but you have to give me an explanation, otherwise my brothers under my command will feel uncomfortable. "
I looked behind Brother Long and sure enough, there were a few youngsters standing not too far away. These people were very young, and some of them were even high school students who were still in school. When they looked at Uncle Tang, their eyes were filled with ill intent. It was clear that Brother Long already had his own team. These people only knew about Brother Long and not the Uncle Tang.
Uncle Tang sighed as if he didn't notice Brother Long's threat. He said lightly: "Xiaolong, go check if that woman is pregnant."
Brother Long gave a start and shouted towards the distance, "You guys go take a look, that woman …"
Uncle Tang shook his head: "Go take a look yourself."
Brother Long nodded: "Alright, I'll take a look myself."
Brother Long was holding back his anger, but he did not directly break off from Uncle Tang and maintained his apparent respect. He ran to the bottom of the excavator, looked carefully, and said: "That's right, it's a pregnant woman … "Ahh!"
His words had yet to fade when his third sister, who had been dead for a long time, suddenly sat up. She stretched out her hands and grabbed Brother Long's neck with all her strength. "F * ck you! Eight generations …"
Brother Long let out a shriek and gave his third sister a heavy shove. Third Sister fell to the ground, completely motionless this time.
In fact, her blood had dried up long ago. That was just the last bit.
Brother Long's neck was covered in bloody fingerprints, and when he crawled out from under the excavator, his face had turned pale from fright.
Uncle Tang walked in front of Brother Long in a daze, and said in a low voice: "Xiaolong, do you believe in ghosts and gods?"
Brother Long said, "Who in our line of work doesn't believe in ghosts and gods? Every day, I would give Master Guan three incense sticks of time and beg him to bless me. "
Uncle Tang acknowledged. He folded his hands behind his back and said, "Last night, I had a dream about playing mahjong with someone. "That person looks very strange, having the head of a normal person, but the body is like a child's."
"Are you a freak?" Big Brother Long asked.
Uncle Tang replied, "I don't know either. This person played cards while muttering to himself. Whatever he hit first, whatever he hit later on, in the end, he would laugh at it. In the dream, he won all our money. "
"In the end, it was just the two of us. My pockets were empty, but I was a bit unwilling and wanted to win the money back. Then the kid suddenly said to me, I can give you the money, but you have to save my life.
"I asked him: How do I save your life?"
"The child said, 'I told you not to be afraid. Actually, I'm a ghost. It was very difficult to become a ghost, not even having a body to shield against the wind and rain. The lifespan of a living person was close to a hundred years, but it was not easy for a ghost to last two or three years. There are many evil spirits who, in order to survive, have no choice but to harm others and accumulate grievance and malice. "
Uncle Tang sighed, then said: "At that time, I guessed that I was dreaming, but I was still extremely afraid. I asked that child: Do you want to harm me?"
"I don't have to hurt you," said the child. "I've found the reincarnator. Logically speaking, I should not have been reincarnated, because the King of Hell's Book of Life and Death did not have my name on it. Fortunately, I bribed the city and gave me a name. Tomorrow, after you finish playing mahjong, you will meet a pregnant woman. Next year, today, I'll be reincarnated in her. You must protect her from harm. Tomorrow, as long as this pregnant woman doesn't die, you have saved my life. "
When Brother Long heard this, he was already impatient. He chuckled and said to Uncle Tang: "Big brother, why are you telling a ghost story now?"
The Uncle Tang said, "This is not a ghost story. After I woke up, I came here to play mahjong in the evening. I found out that the card game is exactly the same as the one I saw in my dream. "
Brother Long pointed at the lady below the excavator. "The woman you are looking for, is she?"
Uncle Tang nodded.
Brother Long said indifferently, "What's the big deal?" So be it. Wouldn't it be fine if the ghost found another pregnant woman? How much did he bribe the town? I'll burn it for him later. "
Uncle Tang laughed bitterly and said softly: "That child threatened me. They say that this pregnant woman has a violent temper, and that even if she dies, she wouldn't be willing to accept it.
Brother Long scratched his head, "Big brother, we lick blood on the blade. How can we get Wan'er up without seeing a few dead people? "
He shook his head and stopped talking. Then, he turned around and left.
The younger brothers surrounded him and asked Brother Long, "Where is this old fellow from? Do you want to beat him up? "
Brother Long said, "Bastard, this is my big brother. Now he had retired, but his seniority was still there. You can't be rude to him in the future. "
Those little brothers all said, "What seniority, we only know you, Brother Long. If he dares to touch you, we'll beat him up. "
Brother Long turned his head to look at Uncle Tang, and faintly said: "He is a senior after all, a junior cannot be opposed to him. Do you understand? Everyone has their old days, so I can't start an evil example like this. "
Those little brothers didn't seem to understand what Brother Long was saying. He was still expressing his loyalty.
Brother Long waved his hand. "Let's go and split the money."
They had just happily taken two steps when a strong gust of wind blew towards them. The heavy excavator began to fall backwards. Its speed became faster and faster until it crashed into the crowd with a bang.
The lackey who was dizzy from being blown around by the wind did not notice this huge monster. In the blink of an eye, three of them were crushed to death.
The remaining people were dumbstruck, especially the young man who drove the excavator, he was so scared that she couldn't even stand up.
Brother Long gave him a big slap, "How the f * ck did you stop the car?"
The young man driving the excavator said while covering his face: "I … This is also my first time opening it. I didn't see any brakes just now. "
Uncle Tang laughed with a strange expression: "So, it was the Fierce Demon who was after his life. I wonder when it will be my turn. "
After muttering to himself, he suddenly walked quickly towards his third sister's corpse.
Third Sister's body had already been wrecked, and her intestines had ruptured, making her look extremely miserable. Uncle Tang carried out a tiny fetus from within the pile of organs.
Naturally, the fetus was already dead. However, Uncle Tang very skillfully bit his own fingertip, and then stuffed his finger into the fetus' mouth.
He said aloud to the darkness, "I came from the countryside and had a hard time. My grandpa was a great god. I've known it since I was a kid. I've given my life to you, boy. Now that our lives are linked, even if you kill me, your child won't be able to live. "
The fetus that was originally dead suddenly moved. It was truly revived by the Uncle Tang.
There was a gust of tornado that blew mournfully around the Uncle Tang. Uncle Tang was extremely scared, but he still said in a strong voice, "Kill me, kill me. I will die with her. "
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