The person is wearing a straw hat, and starts with the power of words!

It sounds familiar, maybe it's Vivi's?

The group exchanged glances.

They all got up and ran towards the source of the sound. From afar, they saw a man with an afro picking his nose, and then flicking the boogers off, which would cause a huge explosion wherever they landed.

It was Mr. 5 who came to hunt down Vivi; he was the man who had eaten the Blast Fruit.

And his partner, Miss Valentine, is also a user of the Float-Float Fruit, floating in the air with an umbrella—another girl who doesn't care at all about revealing her colors.

As the target of the attack

It was Vivi who had escaped earlier. Judging from the direction she had fled, she must have been on the edge of the town, which is why she escaped the Conqueror's Haki.

Upon seeing the Straw Hat Pirates,

Vivi quickly cried out, "I am the Alabasta princess who has infiltrated Baroque Works! They're here to kill me! Help me!"

Um......

Expecting someone to save her just by talking nonsense is really naive...

"brush--"

Sanji leaped out, burning with rage!

"How dare you be so rude to a lady! You bastard!"

Everyone: "..."

Someone actually went to rescue them!

Before Sanji's foot could even hit Mr. 5, an orange afterimage descended from the sky—it was Miss Valentine.

As a user of the Float-Float Fruit, she can freely adjust her weight from zero to ten thousand pounds.

This is her decisive moment—a 10,000-kilogram step!

But Sanji, who was sat on in the face, seemed to be experiencing both pain and pleasure.

Seeing his companion being "beaten",

The Straw Hat Pirates couldn't stand idly by either. Zoro and Sima immediately took action, and Usopp shakily pulled out his slingshot.

Sima Di started with his standard Devil Fruit user package—

Using the Light-Light Fruit's power will cause you to experience extreme menstrual cramps!

next moment,

Miss's smug expression on Valentine's Day froze, instantly turning into a ferocious look as she clutched her stomach and collapsed to the ground, writhing in pain!

Menstrual cramps aren't a disease, but they can be excruciating when they strike!

Sanji, with a nosebleed, had a blissful look in his eyes, whether from a head injury or from sheer happiness, it was hard to tell.

Sanji would probably never refuse being sat on in the face by a beautiful woman, no matter how many times it happened.

Using the Blast Fruit will cause your nasal mucus to explode!

Mr. 5, who was picking his nose, froze...

Miss is still writhing in pain on Valentine's Day, so he has no choice but to believe it!

Did you bet he'd already picked all the boogers from his nose?

then,

It was only when Zoro and Usopp drew their swords and raised their slingshots that they realized the battle was over before it even began.

Mr. 5, feeling he had lost face, threatened, "This is an internal conflict within our Baroque Works. Please do not interfere."

Um......

Another one who wants to get something for nothing by talking nonsense.

Fortunately,

This time, without a fool like Sanji, Nami truly displayed her ruthless and exploitative nature.

"Make a bid!"

"One of you is a mysterious organization, and the other is a princess of the country. We'll help whichever side offers the higher price!"

Ah this...

Can this really be auctioned off?

?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?炷?

I need some flowers! I haven't touched them since yesterday!

Bonus chapter for every 2000 chapters! Progress: 1809/2000;

16. Nami's loan sharking! Sima Di is one step ahead!

Although Nami said "I'll help whoever pays the highest price," in reality, it meant "only the highest bidder survives."

The party that bids the lowest,

Without even thinking about it, they would definitely be silenced by the other party.

Vivi, who had been undercover at Baroque Works for some time, also knew that human nature is driven by self-interest.

Without much argument, he immediately declared, "1000 million Berries! I'll offer 1000 million Berries!"

As expected of a princess, she is indeed very generous.

This put Mr.5 in a dilemma.

How to do?

He was afraid that if he fought, his nose would be blown apart.

That......

I have no choice but to bid against Vivi!

"2000 million Baileys!"

"3000 million Berries!" Vivi raised the bid.

"4000 million Berries!" Mr. 5 adds.

......

"1.5 million Berries!" Vivi shouted out the new price.

Mr. 5 is now completely stumped!

he......

I'm out of money!

But he still gritted his teeth and shouted, "1.6 million peles!"

First, announce the price, then lure people to the base under the pretense of collecting money, and wipe out these pirates!

But who is Nami?

It was immediately obvious that Mr. 5's expression was off.

He immediately said, "Are you sure your company will come up with that much money to ransom you?"

Mr. 5: "......"

This brief hesitation says it all.

Nami immediately turned to Vivi and said with a grin, "You're a princess, right? Well then... how about we escort you back to your country for 10 billion Berries?"

Weiwei:?っQ?;)っ

10 billion Pelés?

This is too exaggerated!

Just as Nami thought she was going too high and was about to lower herself a bit,

The curly-haired "mayor" who had led the team to greet them suddenly appeared.

"We agreed! 10 billion Berries!"

“Icarim!” Vivi frowned. “What are you talking about? Where in our country…”

“Well, well, well—leave it to me, Princess Vivi.” Icarus interrupted, “Let me reintroduce myself. My name is Icarus, and I am the captain of Princess Vivi’s guard. I have been infiltrating Baroque Works with her. We are willing to spend 10 billion Berries to hire you to escort Princess Vivi back to Alabasta. Now, please take care of the agents on the other side.”

Nami: ヾ($?)ツ

She was just asking for an exorbitant price, but I didn't expect her to actually agree?

This is like a windfall!

"Quick!" Nami pointed at Zoro and shouted, "Take them down!"

Zoro turned his head away unhappily.

What right do you, a woman, have to order me around?