A Joyful Boy: From Meeting the Drunk Song Qian

A sign indicating "Toilet under repair" was found hanging at the entrance of the men's restroom.

"Luckily it was the men's room, otherwise we would have been in big trouble."

In the toilet.

Qiao Jingjing was scrolling through her phone.

Knock knock knock! ~

"It's just a toilet, why is there such a commotion? Is it renovation?"

Qiao Jingjing found it strange, but inexplicably also quite amusing.

It's not a repair.

It's renovation.

I wonder what kind of renovation they'll do to this toilet.

The thumping sound was quite regular, so it wasn't too noisy.

I left the toilet.

Qiao Jingjing happened to run into Su Chen, who was washing his hands.

"Hey? Su Chen? What are you doing here? Isn't the men's restroom...?"

Qiao Jingjing turned around.

The sign above the men's restroom has disappeared.

"Huh???" Qiao Jingjing was full of questions: "Wasn't the men's restroom under renovation just now?"

“…” Su Chen wiped his hands: “What renovation? It’s repair, isn’t it?”

"Why are they renovating the men's restroom? Are they planning to open a card and mahjong parlor in there?"

Before Qiao Jingjing could answer.

Su Chen quickly left and took out his phone to send a message.

[Su Chen: Qiao Jingjing is outside.]

Only then did he leave, completely satisfied.

Qiao Jingjing, standing outside the door, was still puzzled, but didn't think much of it.

She couldn't very well go in and see what was going on, could she?

Just getting ready to leave.

Fang Yuan came in from outside.

Meeting in the restroom and exchanging greetings is actually quite awkward, so Fang Yuan was prepared to just leave without seeing her.

But Qiao Jingjing pulled him aside and asked, "Uncle Fang, are you going to the toilet?"

Fang Yuan: "......"

This girl, is she sick?

959: You're the one who's constipated, your whole family is constipated!

Fang Yuan had met Qiao Jingjing before and thought she was a clever and pretty young girl.

Why did you say something so...unbelievable today?

come here.

What else could it be but going to the toilet, singing?

This reminded Fang Yuan of a movie.

You're here to take a dump, aren't you?

Isn't this obvious?

However, since he was Qiao Weidong's relative and his junior, Fang Yuan didn't say anything too harsh.

"What's wrong? Do you have any suggestions?"

"Uh...that's not what I meant."

Seeing Fang Yuan's strange expression, Qiao Jingjing realized the mistake in her words and quickly waved her hand.

"I just saw a 'renovation' sign outside the men's restroom, but it's gone now. I wonder if it's finished inside yet~~~"

"After all, the renovations were quite noisy before."

Qiao Jingjing quickly explained, lest she ruin her image in front of others.

"Don't worry, you said it was just now, so the sign will definitely be taken down as soon as the place is repaired," Fang Yuan said with a smile, then asked, "Has anyone been inside?"

"Su Chen just came out of there."

"That's okay."

.......

Fang Yuan went into the restroom.

He glanced around.

It's just a regular toilet, nothing special.

The window next to it was still open.

It's a little chilly.

Everything else was fine, and there was no strange smell.

Opposite the urinals are five individual stalls for people to use for defecation.

Fang Yuan was about to go to the toilet.

He was startled when he suddenly heard a loud slam of a door behind him.

I almost peed on my shoes.

"Hey bro, even if you're in a hurry, you don't have to shout like that. You almost knocked me over."

Fang Yuan spoke with a slight Beijing accent.

The other party did not reply.

Fang Yuan felt that this was something to be proud of for the people of Shanghai.

It doesn't matter.

After all, there are quite a few people like that in the Demon Emperor's world.

Tong Wenjie was squatting in the cubicle, originally preparing to go out.

As soon as the door opened.

He noticed a figure standing outside that he recognized very well.

How could I dare to go out like this?

"What's going on? There was no one here just now, how come even Fang Yuan is in?"

"Wasn't Su Chen blocking the way outside?"

Tong Wenjie was helpless.

Su Chen was supposed to go out and check the situation, but he didn't expect Qiao Jingjing to be outside.

He planned to go out after she left.

As a result, I hadn't even gotten out yet.

Fang Yuan came in and blocked the door.

This is too embarrassing!

"Based on what happened this time, I will never listen to Su Chen again!" Tong Wenjie gritted her teeth, waiting for Fang Yuan to leave.

Time passed by minute by minute.

This is for Tong Wenjie.

943 days felt like years.

Her heart was pounding, and she was even a little afraid that Fang Yuan would hear her heartbeat.

"Why so long?"

Tong Wenjie was frustrated. There was clearly very little noise outside, but why wouldn't they leave?

Another five minutes passed.

That's when I heard some noise outside.

"Hey, I haven't been feeling well lately, and it's been really hard to go to the toilet. But bro, are you constipated? Why are you taking so long to come out?"